The whole concept of copaganda (especially in 2026) has ruined generic procedurals for me but this one is extra damning. Tom Ellis should never have an American accent.

Meh. The most interesting fossils are not of any interest to the rich.

You know us atheists aren't just out here eating babies, right?

The joy we will collectively feel when this is all torn down.

Where did I put my fucks? Oh wait. I never had any.

Defund the police.

Love to see it. UIUC for the loss.

The Atlantic discovers the Sim genre. Will Wright sighs.

Nothing but 🖕🖕🖕for Today

Can we find the lowest amount of fucks Reuters? Can we math that?

For the past 20 years, no one has cared about Bill Maher but Bill Maher and the weekend MSM.

Where in the World...fuck I am old... is Carmen Sandiego

You will be missed Anthony.

Damn, it’s not like they were Utz

I do not see the humor in this.

Are Americans that dumb or is the seafood industry THAT dumb?

RFK Jr is pro-Deer Tick

One more down. So many billionaires to go...

Hell's yeah

Silver lining?!

Weird how "The System" only cares about the "reputational damage" of young straight white men. Weird. So weird. Kids being kids, amirite?

Weird Al Yankovic. Come on now.

I have a very nice bottle of scotch to pour if it happens.

The ones playing for canadian NHL teams should have their contracts immediately voided.

America is all about telling Bill Maher to f*** off

I do not give a fuck about Spinosaurus. I will never give a fuck about Spinosaurus.

The X-Files reboot is wild

Maybe we don't need university presidents?

We can just not have billionaires. That is something we can do. That is something we must do.

I dunno. Maybe just run the Post at a loss LIKE AN ACTUAL PUBLIC SERVICE.

Remember Jack Horner, famed trash paleontologist and undergrad creeper, is in The Files.

As always, you had us at Doug Ford is wrong.

Metaphors used to be harder

That’s a paleontologist

It's Jan-15 my guys.

Oh FFS this is embarrassing.

I feel that the sea lions aren't the problem here, The Atlantic.

Depends on your inner mediocre white man.

Maybe this 2026 thing won't be all that bad after all?!

Don't fret. I am sure you're little bios would be perfect for The History Channel.

The world sucks right now but I spent dumb money on a Star Trek Lego set...so ummm errr...some good things?!

OK Now do Richard Dawkins.

Fart joke.

Hell yeah

I want to imagine there is an extremely sexy couch right off panel to the left.

Has anyone checked to see how Adam Carolla is doing recently?

Comic book day is always a good day.

As always, when bad things happen to bad people it is ok to find some joy in that.

Hey Siri. How are teenagers similar to tech billionaires?

I paid <$1500 for a two-year masters at the University of Wyoming. Amazing what you pay when you pick a program that has funding to support grad students.