Hey Manhattan, please vote for George. Thank you from the rest of the country.

Why is this not an NYT headline?

Badass

What a disgraceful embarrassment.

Pot. Kettle.

Completely out of control. Why can’t somebody stop this man before his arrogance and incompetence drives the global economy off a cliff?

Clever!

When I travel abroad and people ask where I’m from, I reply “California.”

I have never shown ID to walk into a restaurant.

Still wearing the MAGA hat?

Trump is stupid Hitler.

Berkeley/Fresno/Los Angeles

Jimmy Kimmel is doing it right 👏

I’m getting more of a mid-Century Saddam Hussein vibe.

Jenny, I’ll call that number…

You’re going the Lord’s work, George.

So true.

Preach.

The lyrics are remarkably prescient. (And can we talk about Neil Young’s sideburns?)

Karma.

That’s a lotta pancake makeup.

Old. Tired. Senile.

Just don’t show up. Lots of empty seats is a great visual.

In World War l, more soldiers died from the Spanish flu than on the battlefield. (And: The Spanish flu wasn’t from Spain. It originated in Army barracks in Kansas.)

JVL’s newsletter The Triad is trenchant, incisive, and often funny. Well-deserved Webby.

Dear “The Pitt” showrunners and writers: How about for S3, less angst and whining. I love the “competence porn” aspect of the show, but the constant tiny violin complaining about “this place” is annoying. Also, more character dev on the nurses, who outnumber doctors in most hospitals 10:1.

Loving “Rooster” on HBO. Charming, clever, slightly tart, laugh-out-loud funny.

Stupid is as stupid does.

Can u please come back?

Everything Trump touches turns to shit.

What’s with the floppy pink dildos?

He’s ministering to Jeffrey Epstein!

Is he trying to raise Jeffrey Epstein from the dead?

Pathetic 😣

He is enormous, and slumps over like the geriatric that he is.

😱

Plus the sanctions being overturned.

So don’t sit idly by. Do something!

So do something.

!!!

Nuremburg.

The only thing worse than a malignant narcissist president is a malignant narcissist president who is senile.

Absolutely. The 25th Amendment needs to be everywhere in the conversation.

Everything is a projection.

Voting is managed by the states. The federal government does not have a role.

He’s really entered the Grandpa Abe Simpson phase, hasn’t he.

Super creepy.

Thinking that the president of the United States and the dumbest person in the world should not be the same person.

Missing the point completely.

So horrifying! Somebody stop him, he is drunk with power.