Turd Quarter against them.

The bird site is unavailable because Cloudflare is down?

Baker is Jameis with better marketing

I always thought Andy Reid was the worst at clock management. A new challenger has appeared

Wow. How will the Dolphins blow this?

So the ref doesn’t know heads or tails on the coin, Tua defers his inevitable int, and Commanders are receiving from both ends of the field

McDaniels will have a 5 minute soliloquy of stammering and “uhs” to not answer why he didn’t kick.

I root against stupidity like this.

A) Sneak preview of what’s coming B) It’s off center

Flighty. Because the article is paywalled.

Dolphins lead the league in calling super early timeouts

Aloha!

Nothing says “Hawaii” like a French Dip. 🤙🏼

Bama?!

Another small delay: Ground crew forgot to take out trash. Doors were closed and everything. So waiting on the garbage man, drinking a mimosa. 🥂

Second flight delayed 45 minutes, so the shutdown is still lingering. Glass half-full: SkyClub 🥂 (’m flying to Hawaii, so I can’t really complain)

First flight: Pilot’s name is Captain Strange, he’s “working on his doctorate” 😀

Made it through TSA with no issues. Pro Tip: Go at 4:30 AM when it’s less crowded.

Had to wake up at 3:30AM for a super early flight. I was convinced I would oversleep. Body clock woke me up at 3:29.

When some random class action settlement hits:

They tried this before with iPod Socks.

Perhaps they could ask Sean Connery, Roger Moore, George Lazenby, Timothy Dalton & Pierce Brosnan about how to make a new Bond film.

A walk off thicc six that not only covered the spread but also was a Scorigami.

Trevor Lawrence's pocket awareness could not be worse.

Baker turns into Jameis at the worst possible times.

Game over for the Bucs.

Just think, the Dolphins have 9.5 more points in some locales.

Bills are showing a lot of fraudulence today.

Bucs been piss poor open field tacklers since 1976

Bucs...

Baker Mayfield has super glue on his hands

Jets Special Teams are good apparently. Against the Browns at least.

Scott Hanson is going to be out of a job when they realize we can watch football without audio.

Redzone audio is janked. Only hearing incidental field sound and even that is muffled.

Not everything needs to be gilded.

Alrighty then.

Everyone doesn't have YouTube TV. In fact I bet more sports fans have regular cable.

Jeff Kent?

New NFL FG record is 68 yards, so how upset will every dude bro be if another kicker breaks it by 2 yards?

Falcons went full Falcons.

Life imitating Art at Lambeau

Street. Clothes.

Happy Halloween 🎃 That being said, Christmas season does not start tomorrow. It starts on Black Friday. Never look past Thanksgiving, the only holiday that is always a 4 day weekend.

What's cool about the Heat game is the score would have been the exact same if Kel'el Ware played or fell into the 8th dimension.

What a wet fart to go into halftime.

Dolphins got hosed there. No tripping.