Model of the Month voting starts NOW! Vote for me every day ok?? 🥰 jerkmate.com/cam-girl-of-...

The @duolingoverde.bsky.social owl has me chained up in his basement and has a gun to my head as we speak. You have until midnight to continue your streak or he's pulling the trigger.

Model of the Month voting starts NOW! Vote for me every day ok?? 🥰 jerkmate.com/cam-girl-of-...

If I casually said "yeehaw!" But like a little anime girl would you still like me? No so imagine something cool happens and I give a little "yeehaw!" but just like a sound an anime girl makes? No okay but imagine a little anime girl and when something fun happens she says "yeehaw" and it's me im the

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Bout to travel back in time and convince David Trump's parents to name him something stupid like Donald so he never gets elected

Im having an emergency and could use some extra help. Just like $100 would go a long way. You see, I just realized the Sims summer sale is coming to an end and I need as many packs and expansions as I can possibly afford. If you could just look into your hea

Sorry guys, I won't be streaming tonight. I've got a REALLY great game of Sims going from this weekend. Kieran's been going to magic school while working a muggle job, so he can save up to open his own potions shop and adopt a young boy to train to be the greatest wizard ever.

How i picture us when ur cam2cam with me at ur PC 🥰

Delphini!! How could I have possibly forgotten. Not pasta at all!

Omg neither my wife or I can remember Bruce's full name... Bruccini Linguine (Zucchini?) Fettuccine Albarlto ... but it's NOT Zucchini and definitely another kind of pasta and we are at a LOSS. This is worse than the burning of the library or Alexandria

Vance broke the championship trophy and killed the pope in the same month...

Arguing with my beautiful wife when I stop and turn to my cat and tell him we are doing the surgery to turn him into a man. We are getting married. And he's gonna need a social security number.

Going live in a couple hours!

Doing my first rip and ship on O*F this Saturday at midnight (pst) eeep I'm so excited!!

Turns out Mike White is a FOOL who hates success and happiness. No wonder this season feels so ... different from the others. Funnier than it is austere. Apparently he preferred the filler music over what was composed for the show too??? Wtf my guy 😂

When your smartwatch and smartbed both think you're passed out cold when you're jus chilling and reading for a few hours... #potsproblems

LAST DAY TO NOMINATE! and our really good very great TableTopless cast & guests THANK YOU for doing this for me, truly ♥

Gonna stream with my bestie, XGoddessAthena and drain some simps stupid all night tonight 🥰 We are gonna be on her account - find her through the @jerkmate.bsky.social link in my bio!

The most handsome man in the world just turned 11 today 🥰

Omg i slept so hard after streaming for 36 hours Thurs-Sat... i just woke up 🥲 My body is telling me to take it easy, so I'm gonna veg out and eat ice cream and catch up on Severence and Love Is Blind. I'll see you fucks tomorrow 😘

I love being @jerkmate.bsky.social Model of the Month for March 🍀 I've been having so much fun 🔥 Make sure to find me this month (find me on my profile!) to catch my video specials happening this month only! 🙊🙈

So I'm gonna spend the next month planning, but I'm hoping to be ready to stream some Pokemon/Azure Lane rips by April! :) Stay tuned!!

Thinking about doing Pokémon and HoloLive rips and ship streams on my OF page. But make it sexy...

"You can't bring me down." -The Killers