NEW CHAPTER ALERT! T-t-two Cydroidobots!? No! One is Kommandant Fistur, built using the same blueprints. Can these two androids get along? Find out for free at #RoyalRoad: www.royalroad.com/fiction/1075... #newchapter #newchapterinlife #newchapterbegins #book #books #bookboost #robots #robot

NEW CHAPTER ALERT! From Volume XII, SODA & THE FEROCIOUS PHLEGM. Learn Procto's origin for free at #RoyalRoad: www.royalroad.com/fiction/1398... #newchapter #newchapterinlife #newchapterbegin #book #books #bookboost #bookstodon #proctology #proctología #proctologia #proctologist #birdpoop

Can Slugg, Poo-Go, & Tiny Tirdly find a way to escape the mad Handies? Find out free: www.royalroad.com/fiction/1075... #rollercoaster #rollercoasterride #rollercoasters #newchapterbegins #newchapterinlife #newchapter #newchaptervibes #book #books #zine #zines #vhs #vcr #booktok #illustrationart

We jump to 1992's volume 9, SODA & THE KRAPATERIAN KALAMITY. Read free www.royalroad.com/fiction/1321... #newchapter #newchapterinlife #newchapterbegins #book #books #booktok #booksta #bookstagram #bookstagrammer #booklover #bookaddict #fantasybook #strangefantasy #weirdfantasy #soda #chunks

A NEW CHAPTER starring Zanghi, the novelty-salesman-turned-thaumaturge. Read free: www.royalroad.com/fiction/1144... #book #books #newchapter #newchapterinlife #newchapterbegins #puppet #fart #fantasy #fantasybook #fantasybooks #stragefantasy #weirdfantasy #vomit #puke #barf #vira #mono #sifillis

NEW CHAPTER of Soda & the Spazmotronic Slughunt! Vira, Mono and Titi meet the belchkins at Rebekkah Earwax's farm. Read free: www.royalroad.com/fiction/1075... #newchapter #book #books #zine #zines #vhs #vcr #transmogrification #mystical #belch #belching #belches #belchesofinstagram #soda #chunks

Catch up with the wet & wild world of SODA & THE WAZZFISH KWEENDOM! Read Free at #RoyalRoad: www.royalroad.com/fiction/1076... #book #books #newchapter #newchapterinlife #newchapterbegins #newchapterrelease #ɴᴇᴡᴄʜᴀᴘᴛᴇʀ #fish #lifeaquatic #mermaid #mermaids #vhs #vcr #seahorse #seahorses

A quick catch-up with the Fartmeister after Tremorroid Titiana stole his enchanted jock strap. He's understandably unhappy: www.royalroad.com/fiction/1144... #newchapter #fart #farts #farting #book #books #raptor #blecch #pyramid #pyramids #zine #zines #zinemaking #booksky #dinosaur #vcr #vhs #poots

NEW Spazmotronic Slughunt CHAPTER! Rebekkah Earwax returns & is unpleasantly surprised that 4 belchkins are farting into her couch. Read free: www.royalroad.com/fiction/1075... #book #books #zine #zines #zinemaker #zinemaking #newchapter #earwax #belch #belching #goo *The Sifillis Stories Volume V

MONO & THE BLECCH PYRAMID is a prequel, and this chapter features the 1st canonical appearances of Zanghi & Crassgass! Read for free: www.royalroad.com/fiction/1144... #book #books #newchapter #newchapterinlife #newchapterbegins #booktok #whoopee #vira #mono #vegetable #jackass #jackasses #puke

Back to the weird, wild world of SODA & THE SPAZMOTRONIC SLUGHUNT (Volume V). Dr. Slugg, Poo-Go, & Tiny Tirdly are still stuck on the skyland of Handieland! Plus an all new zine page! Read free: www.royalroad.com/fiction/1075... #book #books #newchapter #newchapterinlife❤️ #newchapterbegins #finger

Soda & Chunks live at a drive-in theater on the planet Sifillis but are usually off having adventures (usually hunting for more videotapes). Learn more: www.royalroad.com/profile/4599... #book #books #bookboost #royalroad #drivein #driveins #zine #zines #90s #VCR #VHS #vcrtapes #videotape #puke

"The Mephitic Fartmeister’s Fecklessly Fatuous Foul-Ups" is chapter 13 of MONO & THE BLECCH PYRAMID: www.royalroad.com/fiction/1144... #newchapter #newchapterinlife #zines #fanzine #90s #newchapterbegins #newrelease #book #books #bookboost #fart #farts #farting #flatulence #cockfightersofbluesky

#Clinton is trending! Bill Clinton, or "Bubba", was elected president in 1992, the same year SODA & THE KRAPATERIAN KALAMITY came out. www.royalroad.com/fiction/1321... #clinton #bubba #book #books #history #billclinton #soda #chunks #sifillis #ViraApproved #presidential #bookboost #90s #bubbah #std

We return to Soda & the Spazmotronic Slughunt- Belchkin Soda is swallowed up by the fleshy ground and falls into a sticky situation. Read free: www.royalroad.com/fiction/1075... #book #books #newchapter #newrelease #bookboost #belch #belching #belches #pthirus #phtiruspubis #phtirus_pubis #pthiruses

FIRST CHAPTER ALERT! Enter the surreal world of Sifillis XI: Soda & the Egregious Expeditions, featuring new character Le Popotin! Read free: #RoyalRoad: www.royalroad.com/fiction/1396... #book #books #bookboost #royalroads #newchapter #newchapterinlife #newchapterbegins#fart #farts #farting #balls

Smort, Herb "Fissure" Steamshovel, Pucas, Soda, and Cydroidobot's son visited @shankweilers.bsky.social drive-in theater (America's Oldest!) for their kick-butt VANADU event #drivein #driveins #driveintheaters #van #vans #vanadu #vanlife #driveintheater #shankweilersdrivein #puppet #puppets

NEW CHAPTER ALERT! Mono & Titi are still on their quest to prevent the Sploogies/Sheetheads skirmish: www.royalroad.com/fiction/1322... #book #books #newchapter #newchapterinlife #newchapterbegins #90s #lgbtqbooks #lgbtqteen #lgbtqteens #lgbtqbooksforteens #lgbtqbooks #fart #farts #farting #farted

Self Portrait, traveling through the Panama Canal in 1975 on a German Cargo Ship. Watercolor, 2019. #selfportrait #art #artist #selfportraits #portrait #portraits #watercolor #1970s #twentiethcentury #travel #panama #panamacanal #thecanalzone #balboa #panamacity #germany #cargo

Soda & Chunks, turned into wazzfish!? Read this ongoing tale for free: www.royalroad.com/fiction/1076... art by @joshway.bsky.social. #book #books #lgbtqbooks #lgbtqbooksforteens #fantasybook #lgbtqfantasybook #lgbtqfantasybooks #mermaid #mermaids #soda #chunks #mermaidsofmastodon #bookstodon #soda

On Nov. 8th We will be at @shankweilers.bsky.social! If you see us come get a copy of the Sifillis #Vanadu Souvenir Zine! #Van #vans #drivein #driveintheater #driveintheaters #shankweilers #shankweilersdrivein #shankweilersdriveintheater #zine #zines #zinemaking #zinelife #puke #van #driveins #books

Sifillis franchise creator Zachariah Smith poses with a Soda Olheiser doll at @mahoningdit.bsky.social's 76th Season Finale First Annual Dusk-To-Dawn Scare-A-Thon! #drivein #driveintheater #mahoningdrivein #themahoning #driveinmovie #driveinmovies #halloween #halloween2025 #driveinstyle #puke #barf

NEW CHAPTER starring Pucas! www.royalroad.com/fiction/1321... #newchapter #book #books #bookboost #newchapterinlife #newchapters #newchapterbegins #pucas #puke #puking #pukes #barf #barfing #barfs #vomit #vomiting #vomitadesgraçada #vomito #barfdiet #barffood #upchuck #spew #hurl

NEW CHAPTER! Soda meets Haploid, a ventriloquist dummy who wants to be a stuntman, in this segment of 1991's SODA & THE VEXATIOUS VENTRILOQUOID. Read for free: www.royalroad.com/fiction/1149... or visit sifillis.com #book #books #bookboost #newchapter #dummy #ventriloquistdummy #ventriloquistdummies

Here's a shot of Pucas visiting @mahoningdit.bsky.social on #Halloween2025 for the 1st annual #DuskToDawn #ScareAThon. #drivein #driveins #driveintheater #driveintheaters #mahoningdrivein #themahoning #themahoningdrivein #mahoningdriveintheater #driveinmovie #driveinstyle #driveinmovies #puppet

THIS PHOTO IS A LIE Soda is a citizen of the country of Bonertania on the continent of Pus on the bottom of the planet of Sifillis and is therefore ineligible to vote in any Earth elections. But she digs stickers so I gave her mine. #VOTE #voting #election #elections #politics #democracy #farts

NEW CHAPTER ALERT! Mono & Vira are plunged into darkness towards total annihilation. Read for free: www.royalroad.com/fiction/1144... #book #books #bookboost #newrelease #newchapter #newchapterinlife❤️ #mono #blecch #vira #zines #fanzine #90s #90skid #vcr #vhs #videotape #leek #yokai #indeiauthor

The 5th of 6 Halloween issues of the Sifillis #fanzine SIFILLITICA PSYCHOTICA. #zine #zines #zineフェス東京 #zineフェス仙台 #ZINEフェス吉祥寺 #zineフェス京都 #illustration #art #illustrationart #fart #book #books #bookboost #indieauthor #halloween #halloweenspecial98 #90s #90skid #90szine #booktok #フェス京都 #フェス東京

NEW CHAPTER!! Godo & Jodo determine that something is rotten in the city of Schmegma! Read for free at #RoyalRoad: www.royalroad.com/fiction/1076... #book #books #newchapter #newchapterinlife#krasue #penanggalan #indieauthor #bookboost #royalroads #jodo #godo #mad #madmagazine #madmagazinetribute

Sifillis franchise creator Zachariah Smith joins the good guys picketing the cartoonish supervillain and rapist game show host Donald Trump in the center of Lewistown, PA! 10/25/25 #noking #nokings #nokingrally #nokingprotest #nokingsinamerica #nokingsday #nokings #book #books #indieauthor #farts

Sifillis Celebrities Pucas & Soda at SPOOK-O-RAMA 2 at the historic @millercinemas6. A good time was had by all. #historictheater #spookorama #horrorshow #horrorthon #sifillis #horrormovie #horrormovies #puppet #puppets #movienight #moviescenes #movietime #fart #horrortwt #horrorpuppet #lewistownPA

All attendees of tonight's SPOOK-O-RAMA 2 at the historic Miller Cinemas in Lewistown, PA will get this scary ghost story plus a rad holografick Halloween sticker! #horror #horrorshow #zine #zines #sticker #stickers #stickerart #freesticker #spookorama #historictheaters #historictheatre

Classic Sifillis comic book cover featuring Soda and Chunks. Learn more at sifillis.com #comic #comics #comicbook #comicbookart #comicbooks #classiccomicbook #book #books #indieauthor #illustrationart #illustration #bookboost #ZINEフェス吉祥寺 #zineフェス東京 #fart #fantasybooks #soda #chunks #hawkanddove

Shiny holografickal Sifillis Sticker with a drawing of Chunks by @hermitsdaily.bsky.social. Sticker printed by Barthold Studios. #sticker #stickerart #stickerlife #stickers #stickersofbluesky #holographicsticker #holographicstickers #illustration #art #illustrationart #fart #illustrationfart #farts

Rare behind-the-scenes shot of our #SocialMedia team, including me as I type this very post. #doglover #dog #dogteam #dogs #dogsofbluesky #book #books #bookboost #puppet #sifillis #laptop #couch #lamp #zine #zines

Good morning, Bluesky. Read The Sifillis Stories at: www.royalroad.com/profile/4599... #book #books #illustration #art #illustrationart #fart #illustrationfart #animatedseries #characterart #characterillustration #cartoon #cartooning #90s #90skid #90snostalgia #1996 #zine #zines

NEW CHAPTER! Dr. Slugg, Poo-Go, and Tiny Tirdly are still encased in a flying snot bubble. Find out where they land for free: www.royalroad.com/fiction/1075... #bookboost #newchapter #フェス東京 #zine #zines #90szine #fanzine #newrelease #book #books #booksky #booktok #finger #fingers #fingering #fart

GET SIFILLIS! #GetSifillis www.royalroad.com/profile/4599... #book #books #booktwt #newchapter #newrelease #freestory #freebooks #freenovels #bookboost #fantasybook #highfantasy #grossout #vcr #vhs #zine #zines #fanzine #zineフェス東京 #zineフェス仙台 #ZINEフェス吉祥寺 #zineフェス京都

Promotional image for the unfortunately short lived SODA AND THE SIFILLIS SHOW TV show. (1996) (L to R) The Spork Armadillo, Zanghi, Edwige, Pucas, Chunks, Soda, Smort, Cysson, Orange, Fissure, and Vira. #TVshow #NotMST3KDontSue #soda #sifillis #book #books #booktwt #farting #adaptation #highfantasy

Sifillis Celebrity Soda Olheiser visits @shankweilers.bsky.social drive-in (America's Oldest!) #drivein #driveinmovie #driveinmovies #driveintheater #driveintheaters #driveintheatre #driveintheatres #driveinstyle #driveinoctober #driveins #soda #olheiser #SodaOlheiser #bookboost #indieauthor #books

Sifillis is now on #Threads: www.threads.com/@planetsifil... #sifillis #book #books #booksky #indieauthor #fart #farts #farting

"The more one experiences the more one knows, and the more one knows the luckier they are, for knowledge is the greatest gift in life." -Sheila Wankenstein, the Puffy Beaver. From SODA AND THE INEFFABLE CONCOCTION, available to read for free here: www.royalroad.com/fiction/8351... #books #bookboost

DONG! DONG! NEW CHAPTER ALERT! Titi & Mono face a hoard of meat-tube-excreting violet widowers! Read free: www.royalroad.com/fiction/1322... #book #books #newchapter #newrelease #fantasybooks #lgbtqbooks #lgbtqteen #lgbtqteens #lgbtqbooksforkids #lgbtqFun #lgbtqfantasybooks #booktwt #fart #farting

The Sifillis Contingent was present at today's #NoKings rally in the center of sunny Lewistown, PA! #noking #nokingsinamerica #FrumpTuck #TruckFump #FumpTruck #TuckFrump #trump2028 #trump #fascist #sifillis #book #books #bookboost #indieauthor #vcr #vhs #videotape #90s #agentorange #orange #farts

SmortzFlicks Live happened, and it occurred too! I riffed the bonkers 1988 horror movie BLOODY WEDNESDAY. #riff #riffs #riffing #liveriff #rifftrax #movieriffing #mst3k #riffraff #riffoftheday #riffoftheweek #riffoff #smortz #smort #smortzflicks #sifillis #cinesoteric #puppet #puppets #wednesday

Soda & co are still belching gremlin-class yokai. Find out what happens next: www.royalroad.com/fiction/1075... #book #books #bookboost #newchapter #newchapterinlife❤️ #newchapters #newrelease #zine #zines #90s #illustration #art #illustrationart #fart #illustrationfart #gremlin #gremlins #monsters

Friday at the historic Miller Theater in Lewistown, PA you can enjoy a rare public screening of 1988’s BLOODY WEDNESDAY (a horror movie from the creators of CRY WILDERNESS), albeit with a wisecracking puppet talking through it. For more info visit sifillis.com #riffing #bloodywednesday #filmoddity

In honor of Friday's SmortzFlicks Live here's a chapter starring Smort & Agent Orange from 1992's Soda & the Krapaterian Kalamity! Read FREE: www.royalroad.com/fiction/1321... #puke #vomit #book #books #newchapter #zine #zines #vcr #vhs #videotape #flyingsaucer #flyingsaucers #barf #spew #upchuck

New Vexatious Ventriloquoid chapter W/Chunks, Titi, and a gaggle of fan favorite Sifillis Celebrities, & a new #zine page detailing Videotape Palace's minigolf course! Read free: www.royalroad.com/fiction/1149... #book #books #newchapter #newchapterinlife❤️ #newchapterbegins #newchapters #finger