Calling all superstars! 🤩✨ Are you a singer, dancer, rapper, comedian, poet or have another live talent made for our open stage? Charlie’s LIVE! is BACK, baby! Newcomers and seasoned performers are invited to take the mic! Monday nights just got a little more LIVE! 🎤

Damn I really snoozed on the holiday pay at work last week 🤣

Wow. I guess all the girls who used to offer me shots while I was bartending at Charlie’s forgot how to do that tonight

Is CTA on Bluesky yet I have a complaint lol

Just logged on to porn on the TL??

Why tf did it take this bus 10 minutes when it was supposed to depart 10 minutes before? Driver just walking around slow as shit outside like people don’t have somewhere to be 🙄

Renaissance World Tour in Houston, Texas. Beyoncé you are one of one.

This FLO album is immaculate. 10/10, no notes.

The universe really does got my back

The way my phone keeps giving me the storage full message but I won't consider deleting 1GB of 356GB of music

What’s for lunch?

Tinashe. That’s the tweet or whatever this is.

Idk maybe I’ll just post all my stream of consciousness here — Twitter is dead and Instagram feels like work 😆

Hey! If you don’t know me it’s okay because Beyoncè does ☺️