Good morning everyone Have a great day xx

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Good morning everyone Hope you have an amazing day xx

Couldn’t find a locksmiths open ….. so I can’t get in with my bent key 🔑 😂😂

Th tramp wagon is full of drunken charvas 😂😂😂 Ive had a lovely day - spent my lot in the toon xx

Good morning everyone Have a fantastic Friday xx

Great The key has jammed in the back gate -cant get in One left for Asia this morning, ones gone awol & the rest of them are in Dubai That’s me n the dog fucked n sat in the car!!! 🙄🙄🙄

My own mother -a day early 😂😂😂😂😂

Morning everyone Have a fantastic day xx 🫶🫶🫶🫶

Been down to Blaydon this morning …. Jeezaz it’d freezing out there 🥶🥶🥶🥶

Good morning everyone Have a fabulous day 🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶😘😘

But I’m off on Friday 🤪👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻

Morning everyone Been woken up by a fox outside me window 🙄 🙈🦊 don’t they make some strange sounds? Anyways hope you all have a wonderful day

I’m a fire starter!! Ooh getting lessons tonight how to mess on with a log burner! Cant be hard can it?? I’ll either accidentally burn the house down or leave it and freeze to death! 🔥🥶🤪🐶

Been offered some arroz caldo with fried chicken wings ….. smells lush but it’s just too early man 🤪 Laters maybe 🐷🐷

You know when you leave something on a Friday afternoon ……. Then u have to deal with it on a Monday morning 😭

Good morning everyone Have a fantastic day xx

Hope you’ve all had a good one 😘 xx

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Every tractor in the north east passed me on grandstand road. WTF Is going on 🤔🤔🤔

youtube.com/watch?v=h198... Getting Sunday morning kicked off with this Beauty 😎😎 Feel free to blast it xx

Fuck - I’ve woken up with an 80’s perm!! Rain will sort that out 😂

It’s hoying it down

My dog who never leaves my side has not been in my bed…. Goes to investigate! 🕵️🕵️🕵️🕵️🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶

Good morning everyone Have a great day xx

Bit fresh this morning 🥶

Morning everyone Shit sleep, back cattled but nice view from the slab sofa Have a brilliant day xx

Can’t wait to sleep in a proper bed 🛏️ 😭

The pendulum on the cuckoo clock has a squeak FML 😱 Headphones on before I go insane 🎧 or look for a hammer 🔨

Hope you’re all having a good evening 😘

Aw no it’s snowing 😱😱😱 And…… I’ve lost my hat from yesterday 🥶 🚘🚘🚘🚘

Good Morning Everyone 😘😘 Have a brilliant day 😎

Absolutely pissing down ☔️☔️☔️ Where’s me hat 🤔🤔

Good morning everyone 😘😘😘 A day off for me…. So excited 😊 Have a wonderful day xxx

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Good morning everyone xx Have a fabulous day 😘😘😘

Only I could get lost in Newcastle in the pitch black 🚗🚗

Good Morning everyone - you can do this!! (I don’t want to get up!) 😂😂😂 Have an amazing day xxxx 🫶🫶🫶

Covered in mud!! 🙄🐶

Angel of the north

First walk done 🐶 nice day & quite mild Off for a proper walk soon 🚶🚶‍♀️🚶‍♂️🚶🚶‍♀️🚶‍♂️🚷🐶

Is this cold ever going to go away 🤧

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This made me laugh 😂😂😂

Morning everyone 👋👋 Hope you have the most amazing day xx

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Well I’ve had a bit of a filthy day Trip to the tip ☮️

I’ve dealt with complaints for years and I’m getting a bit sick of whingy moaning negativity….. soon as I logged on 🙈 No one ever sends an email with amazing feedback 😱 ever!!!