Oot with Batman

Good morning everyone Hope you have a dab Monday xxx I’m knackered!! 😴

FFS woken up off a call from one of my daughters friends - didn’t answer cba with him 😱

Rabbit lugs 🐶

Took my lad into a busy pub for the first time 🐶 he was so well behaved until…… another her dog came in n that’s when we had to leave 😳

Ended up at a wedding fair

All I need…. A flat tyre 🙄

Well I can’t go down there with a mad dog 😂🐶🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️

And in a flash it was all gone!!!

Didn’t order hash browns like but hope he eats his breakfast 🐶

Gone to daveys for a coffee n ive ordered slasher sausage and egg breakfast - oh and a puppaccino

Next stop a coffee shop for badly behaved dogs…. N I’m not talking about ozzy 😂

Best Turkish restaurant- ever 👌

Fancy a swim?? 🏊🏻

It’s freezing 🥶 🐶🐶🐶

Morning everyone Have a fab day 😎🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶😘😘

Lush day ☀️☀️☀️

I’ve given up texting - too many typos Voice notes for the lucky buggas now 😂😂😂😂

Tried to take the dog for a walk into the next village - he was having none of it - dragging his heels - not like him, he’s normally dragging me along 😂😂

I always put my make up on then get ready - this morning for some reason - got ready first - absolute lunatic, dropped foundation on my top - tried to clean it - made it worse - then decided to put make up remover on it - big mistake 😂😂😂

Heard some really sad news this morning, my daughters friends mam, diagnosed with cancer & passed away in just 12 weeks. My heart goes out to them all. 💔 Life is precious & you must live it to the full with no regrets 🫶 every single day x Good morning & have a fabulous day 😘 xx

Me chairs have arrived - they are the right colour but can’t get them out of box to check them properly 🙄 I know I just couldn’t get them back in 😂

I’ve only asked for duct tape about 17 times…. Be easier to go to B&Q🙄

I’ve only got 2 hats and I’ve lost both of them 😔

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Friday at last!! … morning everyone 😘😘 Have a wonderful day & hope you have an amazing weekend xx

I’m done….. I’ve heard enough about Xmas and mulled wine today Who the fuck drinks that stuff 🤢

Found this on Amazon 😂😂😂😂 really??

Good morning everyone Hope you have a wonderful day 😘😘

Not a bad afternoon

Took the lunatic for a walk to tire him out 🐶

First he spews on the stairs & now all over the sofa 🐶 🙄

What a life 😴💤🐷💨

Omg does traitors start tonight? 👌🍿

Morning everyone Have a good one 😘 They got me 🦠….. razor blades in throat this morning 🤒😷

When u book a massage, make sure you’ve booked the right one!! Watched a video today of a bloke talking about a naturist body to body massage 😳😂😂😂😂

Can’t believe I’m in bed before 7pm 😂😂😂

I’m going out on a visit with slasher n taking his big boy pants 👍🏻

Everyone in this house is sick 🤢 … got the lurgy 🦠 - been in my bedroom all afternoon keeping away from them - im bound to get it! 🙄🙄

Prizes for guessing what these are 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Been shopping again 😂😂😂

Got ready in the dark this morning 😂😂😂😂

Good morning everyone Have a wonderful day 😘😘

When in rome 😉 Out with the lager louts today

Looking after trouble for an hour 😱😉

Morning 👋