Makes you think.

What. Is. Happening?

Are we still in the trial of 2026? Can I cancel?

Wanna see the CECOT CBS video? I hope this works. www.thereset.news/p/breaking-h...

Let’s fucken go.

I’m running for some political office on the platform of bringing back open-handed face slaps. Make America Bruise Again.

Fuuuuuuck CNN!

One year of sobriety today.

Those fucking cunts.

Mine.

Trump hates puppies and kittens.

I mean…

We been know.

It is so hard being the intelligent child of ignorant boomer parents that don’t care who’s in office as long as they’re not black or a democrat. They both know that they only vote wrong and ‘it will sort itself out.’ I can’t reconcile, so I just have chest pain.

Let me see if I understand. Congress is trying to do their job now, a year in, and they’re finding it difficult and there are too many moles to whack? Hmm. Whoda thunk that the chaos that comes from unchecked power would be difficult to walk back or control. This is the WORST ITYS moment.

My Jesus would, but he’s more literal.

Why aren’t we arresting this cunt?

I think they thought it was okay back then, if you didn't tell anyone.

Right to jail.

I helped.

This is what we need to do.

Let’s look into it?

After we arrest trump, can we deport Melania to El Salvador?

Not to be vulgar, but…I hope this is true.

We do.

This is why that door will always stay closed.

He’s retarded.

Are. You. Fucking. Kidding. Me? I hope I die in my sleep tonight.

Every. Fucking. Time.

This is what I’ve been saying. I’m paying someone’s rent and buying their groceries to help out. It’s not been easy on anyone, but we have to stop letting them fuck us all in the ass.

Fuck him. State’s rights, state’s privilege. www.politico.com/news/2025/11...

Is this not illegal? Unraveling Trump Accidentally Blurts Out Secret Plan to Rig 2026 newrepublic.com/article/2028... via @newrepublic.com

What she said.

I’m so disappointed in Target. I’m not sure they’ll ever be what they were to me again. Sorry, I was attached. It’s a great time for another retailer to jump in and replace them.

Don’t get it twisted, but I’m okay with Nancy Pelosi retiring. I love her. She’s great. She’s also 85. 20 years past retirement age. I want younger representation.

She’s not wrong.

Sup?

Can someone let donald know I voted by mail? Thanx.

I mean…

I think we should not let him do this. Or something. open.substack.com/pub/aaronpar...

I urge you to donate everything you can to local food banks. Not just canned goods, the good stuff.

True story.

Rapidly.

I hope they don’t think I’ll forget what they’ve done. Because I fucken won’t.