I’m watching Christmas movies on the Hallmark Channel on Easter weekend.

President “Sex and the City” looks a little low energy and weak. #Kamala

Happy first day of April and Passover. #Passover

January Q. Irontail is a very underrated holiday villain. #Easter

It’s officially “bring my husband a beer while he’s mowing the lawn” season.

Happy Palm Sunday🫏

Hoping everyone has a peaceful and safe protest today. #NoKings #NoFelons #NoPedos

Happy Opening Day! #Reds #MLB

I want to hit the lottery so I can go to the grocery store before 9am on a weekday. It was fucking glorious!

Suck it, Florida!! Go Big Ten!

Oh, hail no!!

This Kentucky/Santa Clara game is fucking wild. #MarchMadness #NCAA

Spring is finally here! #springequinox

Solid menu. I preferred Scottie’s from last year. Ooh, that wine list🍷⛳️

Holding off on buying candy because I’ll eat all of it before Easter🐣🐇🌷

Woke up before 5am to start Guinness Pot Roast. Hopefully it tastes as good as it smells. Have a fun and safe St. Patrick’s Day!☘️🍺 #Slainte

It’s Selection Sunday!! #MarchMadness

Happy Steak and a Blow Job Day to all who celebrate!!

Go Bucks!!! #BuckeyeBasketball

It’s a little windy today.

They aren’t afraid of a little rain. Something tells me there are babies nearby.

Patiently waiting for the storms from hell.

Adios, Ted!

I was hoping MSU would pull off the upset. #BigTenBasketball

Does Daylight Saving Time really fuck people up where they need psychological intervention?

Bruce Thornton!! #OhioState

I know it’s blasphemous but NA Guinness is pretty good☘️

Honey soy glazed salmon Basmati rice Mixed veggies What’s on your Lenten menu?

A big one day of being sober! I’m going to see how far I can go.

Only 3 more days of this crap!

Loving the fact that “Send Barron” is trending right now

Woke up to 2 inches of snow on the ground. Friday the high temperature is going to be 70. Welcome to the Midwest.

Great job Buckeyes!! #GoBucks #NCAA

I remember hearing that Hillary was a warmonger and would start a war with Iran. Good times!

Watching the NFL Combine is about as exciting as watching paint dry. Go Arvell and Sonny! #NFL #OhioState

How was Stephen Miller’s SOTU Address?

The “ get in the hole” douchebags at golf tournaments should have a club shoved up their ass!

I still don’t understand the hate Meghan Markle received. She’s the one who kept her family away from the shadiness of the Royal Family. #EpsteinFiles

Fixed tuna casserole for my Catholic husband and took my Protestant mother to receive drive up ashes. I’m an atheist😂 #AshWendnesday #Lent

Why is Les Werner’s deposition in New Albany and not in D.C.? This whole thing stinks. #EpsteinFiles

A true legend.

He’s not wrong

That was a tough loss for the Buckeyes. Their chances of making it to the tourney are getting smaller and smaller.

My whole body ached after watching the women’s moguls. Those have to be hell on your legs! #Olympics

Heartbreaking performance from Ilia Malinin. #Olympics

Happy Friday the 13th!!

The American ice dancers were spectacular! 🇺🇸 #olympics

Leftover Buffalo Chicken Sliders for breakfast and lunch. The buns are a little soggy but the chicken is better the next day.

Not good news to wake up to.

The bread and butter for Republicans for the last 60 years has been 2A and Jesus. In the last 2 weeks, Trump has taken a giant shit on both. I’m starting to think it’s intentional.