RE: https://cyberplace.social/@GossiTheDog/116014340210863381 Well, at least WaPo broke one last story before they all got sacrificed to our new orange god.

It's kinda fucked up that we eat octopus. I am not really opposed to eating any kind of meat, from adorable golden retrievers all the way up to (consenting) people. However, since we've more-or-less all agreed not to eat dolphin, we should probably do something similar with octopi. They're both […]

I'm watching the Sexy Archie show. It is quite sexy and very Archie. I like Jughead's narration, I like when Archie doesn't wear a shirt, and I hate that child rapist gaslighting Archie. I'm so excited for the Gargoyle King.

I'd like to cordially wish everyone a joyous Black History Month.

I'd just like everyone to know that the password to my Transmission server is "Free Movies!" It seems wrong not to share.

Sometimes, the internet is worth it.

I feel like the fact that a search for "eugenics" in my photos had more than one result should make me think about the content I consume. I'm not going to, but I feel like I should. Pictures attached for reference.

It's always fun to see famous people in Patreon credits.

I cannot believe Ubisoft is going to trick me into playing a second game this year.

Why does women’s deodorant smell like vanilla lavender and men’s deodorant smell like leaving for a pack of cigarettes and never coming back? This post brought to you by Nivea Men™️ Sensitive Soothing Post Shave Balm #sponsored

I have an intense, unexplainable urge to burn copies of Fahrenheit 451. It just seems the thing to do.

RE: https://cyberplace.social/@GossiTheDog/115979005353787951 If anyone wants to get me this as a present, I think a scam credential WITH a trophy for $1200 is a pretty good deal.

I have just done something no one else has ever done in all of history: I willingly and intentionally installed the EA App (formerly Origin)

I just swallowed an entire grape. #medicine #doctors am i gonna die?

RE: https://flipboard.com/@404media/404-media-qvt3vv94z/-/a-LRu5Q0DYQfmpN5A6uweuEw%3Aa%3A4082434389-%2F0 What’s the rule about questions in headlines?

I wanna go on the Bachelorette, not for the Bachelorette herself, but I wanna see how many contestants I can bone. I bet the answer is not zero.

I just saw a Tumblr user complain about "white cemeteries" in a thread about how demolishing cemeteries is actually bad. I am glad to see the kids are alright and keeping the culture alive, but Jesus Fucking Christ it's just as cringe as when we were doing it. I really wish that there was some […]

I'm really happy that DK Visual Dictionaries are still being made. They are not "high quality" reference materials, but I think that getting kids interested in the material world, even if it's a fictional world, is really important. The science-fiction to science pipeline is real, and I'm glad […]

RE: https://live.acarsdrama.com/@acarsdrama/115959225561561406 IT TURNS OUT PAX IS A REALLY COOL GUY WHO SHARES. WE LET HIM FLY THE PLANE FOR A LITTLE BIT. CRAZY BASTARD INVERTED THE BIRD. WE LOVE HIM, WE'RE GONNA LET HIM LAND THE PLANE.

Today’s Avatar word of the day comes from Steven Lang: “peripatetic” https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/peripatetic #avatar

I’m gonna eat all of my hemp and write the most insane theories possible. Is James Cameron a whale? Well, if you check page 87 of the FAAVD…

This is the first ten minutes of timelapse footage from my guinea pigs sped up 20x. It's weird how much it syncs up with the King of the Hill theme song. Very Dark Side of the Moon. #guineapigs #guineapig #kingofthehill #pets

My lack of appropriate reference materials has been getting in the way of my theorycrafting and fan fiction. Also, the coloring book felt fun and I need stuff to do with my hands while I listen to audiobooks. Alas, it is not the *glow in the dark coloring book* […] [Original post on hachyderm.io]

RE: https://mastodon.social/@arstechnica/115945458121707512 WHY DON’T THEY JUST MAKE A NEW CAR!? THEY’RE A GODDAMNED CAR COMPANY, MAKE MONEY BY SELLING CARS!!!

RE: https://mas.to/@RikerGoogling/115945803125990195 This is a hell of a writing prompt

Me when I can’t afford rib tips: “I’m having trouble making ends meat”

[Fan Fiction Containing Spoilers for Avatars 2&3] AVAPOCALYPSE NOW After Quaritch “goes native” and deserts the RDA with his Mangkwan irregulars, Lyle is tasked by the new leader of EarthGov military forces to "terminate his command with extreme prejudice. He’s out there operating without any […]

I made some art. #avatar

I just misspelled "skim" as "scim". If anyone is hiring an API integration monkey, I still have the muscle memory for it.

Another pitch for The Greatest Movie of All Time: Avatar exists in a rich science-fiction universe, blending hard and soft sci-fi into a story and setting full of very interesting ideas that are very fun to think about. I am currently writing a piece of fan non-fiction about the mechanics of […]

I hate to admit it, but an LLM was helpful. I was trying to find out if anyone had won an Oscar for black/brownface and Gemini was very helpful. And the answer is, of course, yes. Hugh Griffith in Ben-Hur, 1959.

RE: https://mastodon.social/@lawfare/115940343229264095 What if we blew up their infrastructure without having to spend money on cruise missiles?

Hoe noemen Nederlanders deze pan? In het Engels wordt het een "Dutch Oven" genoemd. Noemen jullie het gewoon een oven? (Onze excuses voor de automatische vertaling.) #nederland #Netherlands #dutch #cooking #koken

A new turn of phrase from Dan McCrum in Money Men: “the furious clarity of the spurned bureaucrat”

Tired: Ice Heal Wired: Cyndaquil, by Vicks

RE: https://social.jvns.ca/@b0rk/115933603870067591 Crossover!

RE: https://flipboard.com/@404media/404-media-qvt3vv94z/-/a-3digDcJXRSOnbKqrNs8nvg%3Aa%3A4082434389-%2F0 This is horrible, but also getting the death penalty for operating a HAM radio is hard as fuck. First nerd to make it into Valhalla.

Ground turkey is fucking disgusting. It’s just chicken nugget goop that is initially shaped like ground beef.

My air conditioning heater has been ticking like a cartoon bomb for the last couple of days. I'm sure it's nothing, but if you don't hear back from me, please investigate a Mr Coyote from the ACME corporation.

I just finished The Substance. If you like the Twilight Zone and love body horror, please watch this film. It is very well made. #movies #thesubstance

Crazy idea, but what if we give him the Nobel War Prize? At the very least, it should be entertaining. Also, maybe we rendition him a little when he arrives in Norway.

I just heard someone propose that we rendition the Danish king on drug and machine gun charges, and to be entirely honest, I really hope that happens. If the world is going to end, it might as well end in a very funny way.

I think the definitive experience of making chili is touching your eyes and wanting to die.

RE: https://mastodon.social/@variety_feed/115920627973927618 I knew that Zootopia was for furries, but that horse is comically jacked.

I watched Encanto last night. Very enjoyable film, very pretty. - I really liked the textures of the materials, especially wood. Some of the shots looked like they could have been actual miniatures a la Coraline. - Always happy to see John Leguizamo working. - I really liked Isabella's motif […]

Me whenever someone hates on Avatar:

I would like to coin a new genre: Lego Epics. This is a genre of movies that have designs that translate well to Lego sets. The ur-example is Star Wars, but this also applies to Lord of the Rings, Dune, and Avatar. This is my favorite genre.

I just finished Rebel Moon 2. I didn't like this one quite as much as the first. I'm very disappointed that there won't be a third one. Happy to see Anthony Hopkins' robot character get some screentime, though.

It’s crazy that the two biggest rogue states also have the largest nuclear arsenals. Weird coincidence.