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Hey, Penelope Ford and THE BUNNY are on #MysteryWrestling right now!

On a scale of one to the Fingerpoke of Doom, how do you rate All Out 2025? #AEW #AEWAllOut #wrestlesky

Oh my GODS THAT WAS GREAT #AEWAllOut ##wrestlesky

I am not sure if I meant it, but I just told my wife that I think the Young Bucks are the greatest tag team of all time. After some reflection, I don't think I'm wrong. #AEWAllOut #wrestlesky

What the what. How am I supposed to exist now? #AEWAllOut #wrestlesky

Talk to me about how AEW can't do long-term storytelling. #AEWAllOut #wrestlesky

I have never been a Mercedes fan but this match is sorta... awesome? #AEWAllOut #wrestlesky

Did NOT see that ending coming. #AEWAllOut #wrestlesky

Bishop Kaun is really showing us something in this match. I think Kaun has IT. #AEWAllOut #wrestlesky

Tony Khan is the ruggedly handsome King of All Sickos who has a psychic connection with all AEW fans and book every match with the demented content of our lucid dreams, and this is not just an attempt to get AEW to post a Bluesky post.

As a commentator, Bryan Danielson is all of us. #AEWAllOut #wrestlesky

This match is the embodiment of For the Sickos. #AEWAllOot #wrestlesky

Bryce Remsburgh (if that is his real name) wearing eye protection and thick gloves sells this match so hard. #AEWAllOut #wrestlesky

It almost makes me want to believe in God. Welcome back, Eddie. #AEWAllOut #BringMeTheMadKing

I never get tired of the crowd singing to Adam Copeland. #AEWAllOut

Got my first prediction correct and no one is more surprised than I. This bodes well! #AEW #wrestlesky biffbampop.com/2025/09/19/a...

I did not expect this many body slams in this match and I don't know why. #AEWTailgateBrawl #wrestlesky

Friday afternoon with my Darlin' Girl

It's been a little minute since I've written anything wrestling related, but here are my predictions for tomorrow's large #AEW show, All Out. #wrestlesky biffbampop.com/2025/09/19/a...

You can love something and still recognize its flaws. Here are words I wrote about #AEW and my current concerns. #wrestlesky biffbampop.com/2025/09/18/a...

Gonna need that Toni Storm "4 Ways to Die" video in the wild as soon as possible, y'all. #AEW

Hey, @hbomax.bsky.social Why was I seeing an ad instead of the end of the women's match on #AEW? Don't try to get me to buy wrestling when I can't even watch the show I was already tuned into. #wrestlesky

ConTRacT siGnINgs AlWayz gO oFf WitHouT a HitCh #AEW #wrestlesky

I'm confused. Is the Tailgate Brawl only for viewers on HBO MAX and TNT? Do other PPV platforms and international sickos get Zero Hour imstead? Would ZH happen at the same time as the Brawl? I'm trying to write about this and I'm lost. #AEW #wrestlesky

Here's what I do. I write myself into a corner, then fight like hell to get out of it. It's exhausting. Something's wrong with me. Your process may, and should, be different.

Gonna need a lot more coffee and some Type O Negative playing at full tilt boogie to get through this Monday morning.

UPDATE: Quinoa is never going to be my first food choice. It's like rice that gave up halfway and became bird seed.

Tonight, I am preparing and consuming quinoa for the first time in my life. By preparing, I mean "cooking." I also mean "getting ready to hate it."

The inevitable match between Danny Garcia and Daddy Magic is going to make me ugly cry. I just know it. #AEW #wrestlesky

♫♫ The circle of life... ♫♫

So it's Ex, Taz, and Dragon at the desk? Hell, yes. #AEW #wrestlesky

I wanted to go back to work tonight, but my eyes are crossing and my brain is deep fried. I'll watch The Profane Exhibit, eat some vanilla yogurt, and try again in the morning.

@tonykhan.bsky.social If you're going to show social media responses to the shows live on-screen, are you also going to use Bluesky or stick solely to the other place? #AEW #wrestlesky

I want to know what happened but also I don't want to know what happened

Can Ian and Walker announce the same match, please? That would be amazing! #wrestlesky #ForbiddenDoor #AEW

I discovered these at a paddler's mall in Kentucky on Friday. What is this?

WE KNOW #wrestlesky #AEW

It is three years to the day that @rjcity.bsky.social suggested renaming Toni Storm's Hip Attack "Sweet Cheek Music." Why this never caught on, I can't understand. In this house, that move will always be Sweet Cheek Music. #AEW #wrestlesky youtu.be/uLjhBa1abaQ?...

Bought this for the bathroom yesterday. Does this mean our shower has Peyronie's Disease?

Now, the holidays can begin. There's a Spirit Halloween open on our end of town.

Bare minimum for holding a conversation: Argento, Fulci, Martino, Lenzi, Bava (and Bava), Soavi, Mattei. Simon, Avati, Grau, Carpenter, Wright, Girdler, Zombie, Dante, Gordon, Lynch, De Palma, Deodato, Blamire, Cronenberg, Franco, Mastorakis, Cosmatos (and Cosmatos), and Leone.

My wife called next week's four-way match the Testicle Spectacle all night. #wrestlesky #AEW #AEWCollision

I just ordered my Hey! (EW) coffee mug, and I am marginally pleased with my decision-making skills. Ideally, the proceeds will go towards the clothing budget for @rjcity.bsky.social at #ForbiddenDoor. #AEW #WrestleSky #BuyAMug

why is this

I have said this every day of the entire year.

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#MildHorror Your Annoying But Endearing Habit is a Slightly Ajar Door and Only I Have the Credit Card to Jimmy the Lock Let's Startle Jessica to Nervous Laughter The Night Evelyn Came Out of the All You Can Eat Buffet I Barely Remember What I Had for Lunch, Let Alone What You Did Last Summer

Wait. Colbert is gone? This is real? Sweet good godsdamned motherfucking shit fuck.