EVERTON I ALWAYS LOVED YOU

Wins, Last 162 Regular Season Games: 99 MIL 98 NYY 94 TOR 93 CHC 91 PHI LAD 88 SD 86 CLE 85 SEA CIN 84 ATL HOU BOS 83 DET STL TB 82 MIA 81 TEX 79 ARI KC 78 PIT 77 BAL 76 ATH 73 NYM SF 70 LAA MIN 66 WSN CWS 51 COL

Woodruff and now Miz. This is why we can’t have nice things.

Sure LIV lit billions of dollars on fire and achieved nothing but the documentary on it in 5 years will be glorious

Sable Offshore needs to step up and buy LIV

Managing Chelsea summed up

Scottie literally every Saturday

The Zurich Classic field is …… wooof

I wonder if Range Goats gear will be collectors items in 30 years

There should not be a golf tournament the week after the Masters. Can we take a hot second and soak it all in?

Scottie right now

Masters weekend is truly the best. Incredible the product they’ve created, from the no phone policy to the limited commercials. Wouldn’t change a thing.

Congrats to the Bucks on beating the Grizzlies in The Battle of Cities LeBron Hates

Now I know how the Little Giants felt against the Cowboys except I dont think the Brewers have The Annexation of Puerto Rico in them

What’s it like being a Brewer fan you ask?

William Contreras right now

Imagine spending $120 on this monstrosity

Can’t imagine what it would be like being a Bears fan. I’d probably retire from watching pro football at this point.

Charlotte NC needs to decide if it’s Queen City or Mint City. You don’t get both.

“Take and eat; this is my body.” - The Ueckarist

Masters hot take: the winner of the Par 3 contest should get an invite for the following year. Let’s add some juice.

My favorite annual API tradition is @josephlamagna.bsky.social absolutely skewering Bay Hill

This gives me an insane amount of anxiety

Bowie, gone nine years ago today. His unbelievably prescient BBC interview — from 1999, about the internet’s sudden, mass adoption — is always worth a listen. #RIP 🙏🏼

Why do we only eat stuffing once a year

The NBA equivalent of this would be Michael Jordan playing one on one with Bronny James

I can’t believe Netflix got Rosie Perez how did they ever afford her