Ew I can’t stand people who post videos of their pets relieving themselves in inappropriate places. I get that you can’t exactly stop it if it’s already happening, but to take your phone out and record your cat shitting on the floor next to the litter box instead of correcting the behavior as

It sucks that an involuntary action can ruin all the progress you’ve made with migraines/neck pain. I can’t suppress my sneezes because that’s also harmful and then when I do have these sneezing fits they cause me pain. Antihistamines don’t help reduce my sneezing fits it’s a daily occurrence.

My life would be so much better if I could get a new spine

Whenever an animal doesn’t like anyone and winds up liking me it’s not because I have a kind soul, it’s because they can sense my evil aura and they enjoy that as a fellow evildoer.

And again being against censorship doesn’t necessarily mean you condone everything that’s posted to ao3. I don’t understand why people can’t see the nuance. I’m an ao3 reader and author who is only really interested in adult lesbian erotica that’s probably more vanilla than what many are into and

People continue to amaze me with their stupidity. No ao3 isn’t deleting works for being pro Palestine, they’re deleting NON FANWORKS on an archive explicitly made for fanworks as well as fundraisers because anything having to do with money is against the tos. Stop using ao3 like social media

I straight up don’t believe in medication overuse headaches and feel like it’s just a way of trying to shame people in pain for medicating. I will keep taking pain meds around the clock every time it’s safe for a new dose until this pounding fucking migraine stops. If I get a “moh” then I guess

“How I beat my eating disorder and got into bodybuilding” *rubs glasses* “How I swapped my eating disordered behaviors for socially acceptable eating disorder behaviors” I mean you do you fam but every ed girly who suddenly gets super into the gym is just as disordered. Sure maybe you’re not

When I get my bloodwork back and see that I don’t have a terminal illness so I have to keep doing this for another 60 years

I’ve already had my bloodwork I’ve really needed delayed for several weeks due to a scheduling error on their end & nurses not being able to stick me at my appt and having to be referred out. Finally got it today and it’s like the one time the lab is taking 10000 years to give me my results.

Even though I knew it was coming it’s funny to me that Ao3 is going down for a particularly long period of maintenance during a time where I’m actually reading fics. Like this couldn’t have happened when I didn’t read any fics for months?? 😭

I’ve got an hour and a half to finish reading this fic before ao3 goes down for maintenance. It’s an in progress work and I’m about halfway through. Wish me luck y’all.

I hate when ads get stuck on a streaming platform because the only option is to exit out and then when you go back, the show or movie puts you back to just before the ad break and then makes you watch the same ads over again hoping they won’t fucking freeze in the same spot

I’ve bashed my knee so many times recently that I’m pretty sure this bruise is never going away

I guess I’m in a sims offseason because I haven’t played in a couple weeks now and the thought of playing is kind of meh

Omg that part in AHS hotel where Tristan decided to eat a random sandwich off of a room service tray on the floor that winds up being full of maggots and rotten 😭 why would you even eat a random sandwich off the ground in the first place? I know he was high but shouldn’t he have not had an appetite

How many more years do I have to keep doing this?

Love when you accidentally hit another streaming app’s quick button on the remote and then when you go back to the app you were on, it makes you rewatch a segment you already did and gives you another ad break. Looking at you Hulu.

The red dead fans were well fed today with Rob’s stream in the afternoon and Roger’s earlier tonight. It’s so fun getting to hear behind the scenes lore.

Also tried to make a maple coffee today, did not turn out well had to dump it. Then I tried to make another pumpkin coffee like yesterday and was accidentally too heavy with the vanilla extract and had to toss that as well, wound up tasting like alcohol. No more coffee for me today.

Rob Wiethoff is streaming red dead today and Roger Clark will be streaming rdr2 later tonight 🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻

Instead of getting a pumpkin coffee, I made my own and it actually has pumpkin puree in it instead of just being pumpkin pie spice. So good.

I HATE that most streaming services have that stupid “still there?” Screen that pops up after inactivity. This is a service I’m paying for, I should have the option to disable that. It’s my business if I fall asleep or just want some background noise. If needed, I can go back and find my place.

Ryan Murphy wrapping up an AHS storyline

I don’t want to go to the dr tomorrow but I had to schedule my yearly physical back in March just to get the appointment so rescheduling is out of the question 🤌🏻🤌🏻 an appointment for literally anything is always months out

She chung on my wang till everybody have fun tonight

All I’ll say is that gun control could have prevented his death and he was against it so ~concepts of thoughts and prayers~

“I’m not a bitch. Why does everyone think that?” My face 97% of the time

Rewatching AHS from the beginning (the good seasons only) anyway fuck Ben and fuck Tate I hate them so much.

When there’s too many things you want to do so instead of doing any of them you just keep doomscrolling

I cannot be trusted with chili. My stomach might rupture.

Just me and the never healing bruise on my left leg

Idrc about Wednesday I am not the target demographic but Larissa Weems though 😍 😍

Randomly remembered the existence of bounce that dick by Jenna marbles. I was singing under my breath and I was like “wait, that’s an actual song”

Subluxated my shoulder again. Shoulder are now illegal, we gotta figure something else out because this shit is not working. Ouch.

My first reaction whenever someone offers me food or drink is that they’re trying to poison me. I’m not important enough for anyone to want to poison me lol.

Me: *tries to type the word squirrel* My phone: *autocorrects it to squirted* GIRL

Gay 🫵🏻

I’m also finally getting around to reading the novelization of Pearl. I love it because it’s 3rd person limited from Pearl’s perspective so we get a lot of insight on her. There’s also some added scenes and dialogue. Pearl is like SO horny but I guess I would be too in 1918 with no outlet for it.

Watched Pearl again last night for the ??? time. I’m like 1 more thing away from becoming her.

Made giant cookies. Impatiently waiting for them to cool enough to be frosted and add sprinkles.

The fuck is Howdy??? Stop making streaming services 😭

I took a nap on a heating pad and now I feel better-ish

Can someone take me to the vet to be put to sleep?

Oh wait it was the fucking ice cream truck. All I could hear were a couple beeps here and there so I was like wtf is that but now it’s closer and I can clearly hear the entertainer playing.

Why is there always some annoying repetitive noise coming from god knows where whenever I want to focus on something or sleep?

My Hulu is broken. Every time the ads end, the screen goes black, and then it just loads another wave of ads. So annoying. Had I known that the year plan didn’t come with an as free option, I would have stayed on the monthly plan. The year savings don’t make up for the annoying broken fucking ads.

I feel like this today

I’d rather post here where I hardly get any interactions let alone followers vs posting on the other site where the most mundane thing like “I saw a bug :) “ would get me harassed by orange man’s dickriders/incels and called slurs

Whenever people stand behind me for a while I feel like a dog trying to eat their food, like can you not see my ears are going back?? I’m going to bite you. Stop standing behind me.