happy holidays god is testing my ass rn friends pushed me to make a fundraiser bc if i offer commissions for this i will actually perish </3 tl;dr job sucks dashing sucks and my reward for busting my ass is my car getting repo'd for my efforts and i kinda need that thing ⛓️⬇️ #mutualaid #fundraiser

гwqvh@Ёw@бtbds@Бw╢t╚@bve@Ёifv@цib·tqf@рq·s Mr. Geoff Keighley.

I'm such a dilfpilled man enjoyer. Why won't ff7 let me romance Barrett?

So weird having a stable windows 11 install by simply being weird and autistic and cutting and gutting random crap. I have nothing "wrong" with my windows at all and never experience any of the issues anyone else complains about or experiences. Maybe I'm just goated? Maybe y'all just suck?

Mamdani / Sliwa 2028 presidential run

Too many people care about pronouns, not enough people care about proverbs. Please open your bibles to Proverbs 10:1.

Umamusume season 2

Was Jeffing it up last night in Rivals and had this happen to me and it's just like guhfyufhsgjfhehsb

Bulgarian Makarov (1989)

If you invite me to play minecraft with you and it's skyblock, I'm going to switch the places of your periosteum and marrow.

I need to stalk someone through the woods and hunt them, when they're exhausted and can't keep going, I make my move and fuck them senseless. #cnc #cncfantasy #bi #pan

I wanna get into cosplay, I wanna do Kamen Rider Cosplays so bad.

Really fuckin hate it when people I've been friends with disappear for months or even years and come back from nowhere, act all sociable, and then ask me for money. The moment I say no they block me and fuck off back into whatever aether they came from. :(

Just got accused of using AI to make my product listings by the guy who used to have my job because I follow a consistent format and use "flowery language and big words" in my listings. Dude's listings sucked ass. It's like "item is in good condition, ask for more info or pictures"

My comm came out great. Two of my favorite things, fictional older men and Kamen Rider, mixed into one. Thank you Aster :)

Huh. It's a contraption... therefore Let there be contraption

uhhhh hi i am out of my meds and need to pay for my refill appointment on wednesday i know its a lil short notice but ive been experiencing withdrawal symptoms and also the heat makes me feel like im abt to just. drop at any moment anything helps ko-fi.com/planetstardr... vgen.co/planetstardr...

I have a great and mighty need to become a warrior of some kind that is married to a witch who sends me on adventures to get ingredients for her brews and stuff.

Clicker training my puppy girl is not enough. I need to get her to track deer and retrieve downed ducks.

If you're queer you should probably be getting armed and learning how to be useful in bad situations if you can't get armed. Learn to shoot, learn to patch someone up, learn something. Take a stopthe bleed course. Get a gun. Something modern. Get something in 5.56 and something in 9mm.

Listening to and repeating Dracula Flow like a tiktok girlie doing daily affirmations.

My Blood Orange was only half bloody?

One of my dreams in life is to own a sphinx cat and have a bunch of cute matching sweaters the cat and I both wear.

Two transwoman vocaloid cosplayers having sex, call that shit Frotsune Miku.

Anyone wanna go in on some NIST Standard Research Material Peanut Butter with me?

What if you went to heaven and met the big man, and the first thing she says to you is "Y'know, it's actually pronounced 'Jod', right?"

Need someone to come over, sit in my lap and feed me grapes one at a time while I work.

Squid Game season 2 bravely asks the question "What if Kamen Rider Geats sucked"

What sucks about thinking dicks are cute is telling someone you think they have a cute dick because then they get all defensive about their size... Like no sweetie. It's a nice size, I just wanna kiss it all over.

It's my birthday today. Everyone wish me a happy birthday. 🥳🎂🎉

Good morning gamers

Good night

Y'all should commission my boss Aster. He's a talented artist and needs some commission work to help him keep up with his expenses while looking for a job.

If you had a genie with 3 wishes what would you wish for? Only rules are no raising the dead, no forcing someone to love you, no wishing for more wishes, and no wishing to kill... Also for the sake of more interesting answers you can't make any selfless wishes like world peace or whatever.

Bitches really say "I'm a sapiosexual" and then proceed to be the stupidest motherfucker in this hemisphere.

My son

Trying to date as a queer person in the south kinda sucks. Everyone's either taken, a lesbian, or on meth it feels like.

hard pushing this bc im now in danger of my car getting repossessed in like a week 🫠

They call me George the way I got that W Bush

We live, I'm in this one :)

Happy Thanksgiving, make sure to send someone a picture of you stuffing your turkey with the caption "I wish I was stuffing you instead" today

Ooh you wanna get Dark Sector so bad #hypno #freegame #darksector

Break up with your military partners by citing the third amendment.