Quiet, everyone. The dumbest motherfucker who ever lived has spoken.

Saturday was my second NKD in Paris. After La Fayette and Lady Liberty, we'd like to offer the American people another gift: a guillotine! It is swift, clean, and CO2 free! Also, we don't need it anymore, as we abolished capital punishment over 50 years ago. You may find it handy 😊. From 🇫🇷 with ♥️

Pourquoi ne pas lier la réforme des retraites à celle des impôts ? Il paraît normal, qu'en temps de crise, chacun contribue à la hauteur de ses moyens. Mais chacun, cela veut aussi dire tout le monde.

ICE agents are Trump Troopers, like Hitler's SAs. Miller might be the "little corporal" that no one saw coming. Democratic governors must mobilize their respective national guards to take on ICE. You are the 99% that can thwart the coup of the 1%. They are all in and you need to be too. ♥️ From 🇫🇷

Nouveau quinquennat pour Sarkozy. Santé !

Il est toujours bon et savoureux de partager ce tweet culte de Nicolas Sarkozy (27 mars 2012)

Kimmel, back at his desk, with a license to kill. We're gonna need a bigger popcorn bucket. As for Disney, the only way for them to get their subscribers back is probably to publicly fire the feckless worms who bent the knee to Adolf Trumpolini by suspending JK. The irony of it all is beautiful.

Berlusconi was as corrupt as Trump and yet, Italians kept voting for him. His downfall was the "Bunga bunga" sex parties involving underaged girls. It was no longer a political issue but a moral one. People now had to choose between supporting or opposing a pedophile. Get the Trumpstein files!

Boycott Paramount. And keep pressing for the release of the Trumpstein files.

Melania should turn herself in to ICE and demand to be deported (with all her money) for entering the US on a phony visa. Free all sex workers!

WTF will stop in the fall. Thanks Marc Maron for 16 amazing years. First in, first out in the podcast universe. Looking forward to his next venture.

Madgory Hater Queen is actually a botched attempt at recreating a neanderthalian woman using Sarah Palin's DNA. Last seen escaping the Musée des Confluences in Lyon, France. Absolutely clueless but dangerously dum and vicious. Will attack any intelligent life form. Sounds like a duck, love swamps.

We are witnessing an epidemic of the abuse of the power of the federal government, including the criminal system, to target and intimidate Democrats and their supporters. Trump will escalate this until people stand up to him. It is time we all have the courage to peacefully stand up and say enough!

King Widass receiving what he believes to be his new nappies.

Paris, place de la Bastille. The entire world is shouting "8647". ♥️ from 🇫🇷

Be sure to wear your sunscreen.

Release the Epstein files! Trump is a pedophile, a convicted rapist and a YUGE perv by his own admission. If the Republicans have nothing to hide, they should have nothing to fear. Time to call out these Jesus of Nazireich golden calf worshipping fothermuckers. youtube.com/watch?v=yRAP...

Mao ZeTrump & Stefan Müller are going full Great Leap Forward on immigrants. Get ready for $25 Big Macs, +50% on home prices, green pools and yards as hairy as a 70s hippie's armpits. Stock up on hazmat suits because Karens don't clean or pick up the trash either. And Mema is moving back in 😃

Trumpolini is going to destroy Lone Skum to send a message to the other oligarchs, Putin-style. The US government will seize Starlink & SpaceX invoking national security while the DoJ rips Tesla apart. Musk's drug addiction will probably be his death warrant, real or apparent. Dead man walking.

Wanna shrink federal spending? Cancel all contracts with SSpace X and refund NASA. Remember who took you to the Moon in less than 8 years...57 YEARS AGO!!!

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As vile as Trump is, he is mostly a distraction. The real threat to American democracy is Russell Vought, returning director of the OMB and main architect of Project 2025 and the Heritage Foundation. THE COUP IS DONE! The last hope is not the courts, it is You, the People, in the streets! ♥️ from 🇫🇷

I'd love to see Pope Leo publicly summon catholic Republicans in Congress to chose between the God they claim to worship and the golden calf currently sitting in the Oval Office.

Trump will never fly on the Qatari 747 as president. It will take too long to retrofit it to AF1 standard. The European Union should offer him an Airbus A380, just to mess with him. He would probably take it too, just because it's "yuuuuuger" than a 747.

STTS! Stop The Trump Steal

Does anyone need another confirmation that Trump and the Heritage foundation are dead set on ending democracy in America? There won't be midterms in 2026. Just martial law.

The war in Ukraine is as clear cut as WW2. Good versus evil. The bombing of civilians, abduction of children, the torture, the rapes are all one-sided. Show Trump for what he is, the accomplice of a war criminal. Americans are not monsters, the horror of it all will turn his suporters against him.

Poping & popping

So progressive that the number of female priests went from 0 to huh, still not a thing. Ditto with allowing nuns and priests to marry. The ban was put in place in 1139, only to make sure the Church would inherit its members' wealth and (altar) boy did it work! Religion is a racket. In dog I trust!😉

Gov. Shapiro says he and his family "woke up to bangs on the door from the Pennsylvania State Police" early Sunday morning. The fire caused significant damage, but fortunately, no one was injured.

Any word yet from Adolf Trumpolini about the arson fire at the Governor's mansion in Harrisburg? Any call of support? Any pledge from Bondi to find the perps or is she going to pin it on a transgender, meth-crazed pyromaniac racoon? Remember what these sweet boy-scouts were singing onAug. 12, 2017?

Maps are like statistics 😏

Bill Maher had dinner with Hannibal Lectrump, was not eaten and is now lecturing us on how stupid it is to hate Trump blindly. We're not blind Bill, we see Nero burning Rome down. The way he treated you is only relevant to your ego's unquenchable thirst for recognition. You kissed the ring, own it 🖕

Colonel Susan Meyers of the US Space Force, stationed at Pituffik Space Base in Greenland, was removed from her command after criticizing Vance’s unneeded and costly visit to Greenland. She stated her loyalty to the US and the law and not to politicians so Trump got rid of her.

Who deserves his own military parade more than cadet Bone Spurs, who dodged the draft, mocked McCain, called soldiers who died in WW2 suckers, refused to honor their memory at Colleville's cemetery fearing the rain would mess his hair and was TOO FUCKING BUSY GOLFING TO WELCOME 4 FALLEN SOLDIERS?

"We've found a president who is dumber than you!"

As Trump attacks all media, someone was inquiring about alternatives to US apps. DailyMotion is a French equivalent to YouTube launched in 2005 too. Independant from US BigTech, censorship free, it complies with European standards of freedom of speech. Thanks for sharing this post. #SaveThe1st

Putin, Peskov, Wilders, Salvini, Orban, Trump, Musk, the seven evil gnomes supporting Snow(very)White le Pen. The list of her friends says everything one needs to know about her. I'm glad she'll be benched in 2027 but still worried about who will replace Macron.

This fat piggy went “ Wee wee wee ~ all the way to hell!”

For those who don't have enough outrage. If she had been a white man, she would be hailed a hero on the website. But because of the color of her skin and the fact that she is a woman, she will be erased from history. #USDemocracy

Come on Vlad, you could at least clip your nails!

Ukraine has lodged a formal complaint with the Netherlands over plans to show the propaganda film "Russians at War" The Ukr embassy in the Hague has demanded the screenings be cancelled.

Pete Hegseth was looking for a few good men. He's found them!

How is that going to compute with the right to bear arms and to defend one's home? Some Jesus of Naziwrath fother muckers might suddenly want to abolish their (so far) beloved 2nd amendment 😏!

Dumpsters were never meant to travel at 90mph on the freeway.

My fellow French will get this one 😉