did two toronto yutes just find love in doug ford's ontario?

holy shit is Eglinton line going to have to borrow newer Finch trains just to be able to open on time

Remember that bullying Stripe and other companies who censor/delist everything LGBTQ+ on platforms is morally correct

Sorry for not texting you back I was obsessing about tragedies I’m powerless to change

So for me it is equal parts “every night in NYC something is happening that someone will cherish for the rest of their life” and “you can live just fine in an 8-block radius”.

I love him, I love him 😭🎃 #jackenstein

My AI boyfriend keeps trying to isolate me from other people and it feels kinda weird AITA?

Oh god… ever have an old cartoon crush come rolling back and smack you upside the face out of the blue ?

the aunty at the banh mi shop, the woman id never met who gave me a three finger salute just walking down the street, the lady at the train station who gave me a lighter because mine was out of gas, the dude with the cat ears at Kensington,

"there are too many genders now!" Idk, take it up with The Big Gay. The Big Gay invents all the genders. I just keep track of them.

You'll never make me leave I wear this on my sleeve Give me a reason to BELIEVE SO GIVE ME ALL YOUR POISON, AND GIVE ME ALL YOUR PILLS AND GIVE ME ALL YOUR HOPELESS HEARTS AND MAKE ME ILL YOU'RE RUNNING AFTER SOMETHING THAT YOU'LL NEVER KILL IF THIS IS WHAT YOU WANT THEN FIRE AT WILL

Every time.

men are soooo predictable. you cut their head off, they die. shocker.

trying to write words of encouragement to help a friend ~get a few things together~ and it basically turned into a fucking love letter for someone i'd rather eat lead than tell i still deeply care about

pre-transition i let a girl inject me with estrogen for fun and the clarity and peace of mind it gave me all week is all the proof i need that my brain is inherently wired to run on estrogen

Cons of being transgender: dick so hard it hurts ):

i transitioned because for as long as i can remember i always wanted to be insufferable

wrapped myself in a blanket fresh out the dryer and immediately sensory flashback of holding him

ever trans person needs at least one friend who would fight their way through hell to save you from detransitioning

I was actually already in the process of making myself a Dragonite sona when Mega Dragonite was announced, so ofc I had to redo it with all the cute new details because I LOVE IT even more than normal Dragonite!

Ok which one of you jokers made this? And where can I find your shop? I need at least 5.

Don't you know? Trans subreddits are places for discussing real issues, like misandry definitely being real and how the skirt goes spinny

Shapeshifting alien who finds the whole concept of gender performance intrinsically hilarious, and every time you see them they've turned themselves into the most specific Type of Guy imaginable. Just constantly inventing new Types of Guy to be, for the bit.

They have a scrub puppy at the store

I just mixed apple and cranberry juice at a 75 to 25% ratio instinctively and I just realized that I’m Alphys. I knew this before but it’s nice to be reminded.

revisiting penny arcade. kinda surprised how well it still holds up

being perceived

snoops

Was jevil like the king von of castle town

Mitsu breaks the rules

[citation not needed. i am a girl]

im sick of missing him

you are a temporarily embarrassed cis woman. speak of yourself that way.

pizza night! make sure to tip your delivery guy 🍕

sometimes I’m just very normally admiring my body in the mirror and i focus on my tits slightly too much and the worm in my brain shouts “agp” but i just laugh at it and tell it to shut up

i’ve been saying this for like a year and a half now but being a pooltoy is rlly kinda great actually

🌺 holding down the power button on a computer until it force shuts down is kinda like holding a girl down by her neck and choking her until she passes out

for about a year, I’ve been joking with my transfem friends about throwing a party called T-Girl Bro Day. we’d dress masc, drop the voice training, have a needlessly intense beer pong tournament, work the grill, and just bro out with the dolls. yesterday we finally did it, and it was incredible 🧵

and I want to emphasize that we were *so bad* at the masc stuff yesterday. we couldn’t figure out how to do the bro-hug (the “clasp hands, bump chests, slap backs” thing), we couldn’t stop our voices going back to fem register, and our masc outfits ended up making us look like fuckboi lesbians lol

we also quickly fell into using the language of intra-masculine behavior policing (“bro, don’t make it gay” etc), which had been used against us growing up, but now we were using it ironically to flirt with each other. a bunch of sapphics who’ve all kissed/fucked telling each other “no homo :)” lmao

logging on

going home to an empty bedroom with no butch to beat my skull in with a metal padlock ):

Being cis is disguusting they shldnt be allowed to use public bathrooms