Tempted to go if I can come up with other reasons to go to Harrisburg PA from the west coast.

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People are talking a lot about baggy pants coming back into fashion but I’m now phased. I’ve seen the mullet come in and out of style three times in my life and it’s always the biggest pieces of shit who have it as a haircut.

No one listens to The Judds louder than me.

Arc Raiders is what republicans think democrat run cities are like.

pretty sure he meant the other thing, grok, but very cool that those are your two things

Dungeon mode.

Homeboy @esotericemerald.bsky.social of Ghostpowder fame came through with a pack of stickers as well as some rad Shining themed dice and these adorable ass enamel pin guys. Thanks man!

This is what 650g of egg whites smothered in franks red hot sauce looks like.

I didn’t give up my ultra micro niche celebrity status to be performative. I gave it up because Twitter used to be like a bar I hung out at and then that bar was bought by the most annoying piece of shit you can imagine who decided he was also going to be the bartender. Fuck that. I bounced.

Kenny Rogers’ The Gambler but I’m on The Polar Express

squad goals

I’m interested in pornography in the same way I am comedy. They are both performances with the goal of creating an explicit involuntary physical response, rather than just emotional.

Im out here baking cookies

The only thing I miss about Twitter is that if I had posted this gem back in the day I would have gotten no less than 20 likes.

Werewolves of London but Christmas.

Time is an illusion because 1 minute on an air bike is way longer than a 1 minute rest between sets.

Went to @powells.bsky.social today and spotted @ossuary.bsky.social in the wild.

David Allen Coe is the most name dropping country singer in the history of name dropping country singers.

Decorations up.

Me talking to the group of 8 year olds at the children’s library: “maybe if he spent a little less time writing in his diary (effeminate air quotes) and a little more time in the gym pumping iron he wouldn’t be such a fucking wimp.”

I make these things every year and I’m the only one who eats them.

Women who quote Monty Python at you.

Favorite book lists are full of books people want you to think they enjoy rather than books they actually enjoy.

Went to a local Democrat Party social evening and during the round table discussions they asked what Democrats should focus on doing. I said stockpiling ammunition, starting fight clubs, and convincing working class people that Republicans are weak and effeminate.

New Ken Burns came out yesterday, 6 episodes on the American Revolution. Timely and inspiring.

This dictatorship of illiterate pedophiles will fall

predator is a slasher movie and arnold schwarzenegger is the final girl

Caress @ The Coffin (PDX)

I played this game as a kid and got stuck. In the manual there was a 1-900 number listed for hints and tips so I called it multiple times. When the phone bill arrived it was impossible to convince my mother that I hadn’t been calling phone sex lines.

Puppy party.

Send me stickers for my sticker book.

It’s about to get active

a cyborg with the machine aesthetic of office photocopiers

Today I found out there are lewd mods for Stardew Valley.

Haunted house decor

Bathroom renovation coming along.

Reading up on how to pick up women.

This is where I keep my gun cleaning supplies.

Fact is that ghosts are all naked because clothes don’t die.

You know what I hate? The same bullshit ass pub burger menu being at every local place.

This is Spud.

I’ve been writing but I can’t find a plot. Just little memories and moments. It’s frustrating.

Uh oh it’s me, the booty police. Pull over, you’re under arrest.

I want nothing more than a feature length candid behind the scenes documentary about Street Beefs.

The Airdyne bike at the gym had me sounding like a hot middle aged woman on a Sybian.