HI EVERYONE!!! I’ve been busy in my wholesome era… work, gym, pilates, repeat. I’m not sure when I’ll be back at @boardroommelb.bsky.social ☹️ but as soon as I decide on a shift, I’ll post it straight away 😘

Do I have any queer girlies on here?! There’s a new *adult* bar in Melbourne that I’m keen to try! They have a newbies night and a queer night coming up. DM me if you’d come with me to suss it out 😘❤️

Can the following people please message me because I can’t find your profiles 😂 The guy with the hot wife lol The guy who starts with the letter G and recently travelled overseas The guy who starts with the letter C and works in insurance

Putting all the christmas food to good use so I can squash your head with my thighs 😊 I hope everyone is having a lovely festive season 🎉

@boardroommelb.bsky.social Thursday AND Friday this week. Let me sit on your lap and tell you how much of a good girl I’ve been 😇🎄

What do I want for Christmas? A new washing machine, a set of cast iron pans and a steam mop. Tell me you’re in your home era without telling me 😂 👵🏻

Only 4 shifts left for the year! I still have no idea how my shifts will work in Jan. It’s looking like one shift every 2-3 weeks at this stage. I’m not ready to leave @boardroommelb.bsky.social completely just yet 🥰

A little tease for your feed 😇 @boardroommelb.bsky.social Friday from 2pm ❤️‍🔥

I’ll be ready and waiting for you on Thursday at @boardroommelb.bsky.social 💋

Hey Siri! Play ‘Tears’ by Sabrina Carpenter on Spotify 💦 @boardroommelb.bsky.social This Thursday xxx

I’m super wet this week, wanna taste? @boardroommelb.bsky.social Thursday from 2pm 😋

I’ll be at @boardroommelb.bsky.social this Friday from 2-8! I’ll be mainly doing Thursdays next month so if Fridays are your vibe, don’t miss out this week 🌸

I’ve created a Wishlist with Throne! throne.com/darcymelb27

I’ll be waiting for you at @boardroommelb.bsky.social this Thursday 🌹

Bunnings is the place to be on a Sunday. Why am I obsessed with dilfs in their 40’s atm 😂🤤

From behind, please 🙏🏻 @boardroommelb.bsky.social Friday from 2pm 🔒

Can I post nudes on here? Yolo. @boardroommelb.bsky.social Thursday from 2pm 😇

@boardroommelb.bsky.social Friday from 2pm 🤍

Surprise! I’ll be at @boardroommelb.bsky.social TODAY from 2pm. Start your weekend right 😁🥰

@boardroommelb.bsky.social Thursday from 2pm 🖤

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Drip drip dripping 💦 @boardroommelb.bsky.social Thursday from 2pm xxx

Can’t wait to be at @boardroommelb.bsky.social tomorrow (Thursday) 💙🦋

Gents, learn about the female menstrual cycle. I’m currently ovulating and dripping all day 💦

Hi, I’d like to see you at @boardroommelb.bsky.social on Friday 😊

I think I’m in my sassy era 😂 I promise I’m not an asshole, just full of banter 😁

People don’t realise that you can still have hot, passionate, sexy kisses with minimal tongue/using the tongue respectfully. I don’t enjoy someone feeling my back molars thank you 🙏🏻 Also the amount of people who don’t use the mouth wash I prepare is frustrating. Rant over 😁😇

In response to the ‘no DFK’ comments lol… If I’m not in the mood - won’t do it If your breath smells weird - won’t do it If you have dry lips - won’t do it If you just shove your tongue in my mouth - won’t do it If you look like you want to shove your tongue in my mouth - won’t do it

Friday and Sunday this week at @boardroommelb.bsky.social These shifts are so random and don’t happen often so you’d be silly to miss out 😉

@boardroommelb.bsky.social Thursday from 2pm 🌹

I’ll be at @boardroommelb.bsky.social this Thursday from 2pm! Stay tuned for my upcoming shifts xxx

It was only a matter of time before my Twitter got suspended 😭 I’ll be at @boardroommelb.bsky.social Thursday from 2pm xxx

I’ll be at @boardroommelb.bsky.social Friday from 2pm 💋

Will I see you at @boardroommelb.bsky.social on Thursday? I’ll be there from 2pm xx

Pull them to the side and then…? I’ll be at @boardroommelb.bsky.social this Thursday from 2pm 🖤

Come see me at @boardroommelb.bsky.social on Thursday from 2pm 🌹

Are my size C’s enough for you? Don’t worry, I make up for it in booty 🍑 I’ll be at @boardroommelb.bsky.social on Thursday xxx

A couple spots left for this arvo boys! Call @boardroommelb.bsky.social to book 😘

@boardroommelb.bsky.social Thursday from 2pm 😉

I keep forgetting to post on here sorry! I’ll be at @boardroommelb.bsky.social tomorrow from 2pm xxx

@boardroommelb.bsky.social Upcoming availability ❤️

@boardroommelb.bsky.social Finally made an account! Hey lovers 😘 My Twitter is still active so I’ll be bouncing between both profiles for a while, please bear with me while I get used to it.