Halloumi has ordered us a Benno Boost cargobike and promised to overhaul the Tern and get new batteries! The bearing play is...becoming visible😬😂

Swatch have created a massive mess at the Top of Buchanan street and presumably other locations with abandoned chairs and rubbish. Fucking capitalist nonsense.

Feeling overwhelmed with all of this. LISTEN. Another Louisiana resident (Marshawn is the only name we have) testifies against the state’s racial gerrymander, speaking truth to power up and down the hearing room and predicts how this story will end. Speak your truth, fight and believe.

Speed bumps and give way markings appeared on Clyde street cycle route. Not sure what for? Temp bus stop? No suitable drop kerbs so not for crossings. Just tar dumped and shaped with paint markings. Weird.

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article.... Thinking the rollout was so soft no one knows about it. They learned nothing from Windrush.

It's like Bladerunner on the Isle of Cumbrae according to local polis. “I’ve seen toddlers on training bikes in the middle of the road”. Calmac ships on fire on the shores of Arran

After a week on Berlin Buses, a manky FirstBus with no Suspension crashing through potholes, costing £3.25 to go 1.5 miles is quite the shock. A taxi used to be £5 from the city. Probably 10-15 now. 44 euros for a week for everything. Once validated, walk on no barriers.

I see someone painted cartoon tunnels at the roundabout under the Clyde tunnel approach road...and then a driver drove into it...A Mr Wyle Coyote presumably?

Ah. Fucking Brexit ETA. Didn't know about that! Farage Cameron Starmer et al! Shower of shites!

Level boarding not possible for every train? Narrow Platforms? Ta da! Load platform in advance and you can get a passenger on at various heights or below platform without needing a rack of 4 different ramps.

It's so sunny in Berlin a guy just walked past with a lampshade.

Worlds first Traffic Lights, 🚦

I have shopped more in Berlin than I ever do in Glasgow for High st stuff. Got trousers here in person 5 years ago to replace. It was the 1990s that you would do that in UK. Work stuff I've been ordering from Englebert Strauss. Imported from Germany.😬🫣. OPPORTUNITY PURCHASE.

German Banking. Digital dinosaurs but v civilised.

Here 5 minutes and Yoonett has found a Yoonit and bike she could fit on.

Off to Berlin.

Sentient Bike works full suspension omnium style cargo bike. Nice. Park ranger, trail builder, lock keeper, festival site...https://youtu.be/RXQjXwBnOvw?si=i8dcyihgpcjquH-X

4 missions in one. See alt text for load details.

Cosybike asked this morning if we have Cargo bikes to hire...Sounded like a day trip for children...Not yet but maybe I need to consider. Sent them to Bike for Good. ITS HAPPENING!

Prize winning Unicorn Poo Cake!

Back up to 700 city bound riders before 10:00! Big jump from 500ish beginning of week.

"Citizen data might not be reliable." We hear this a lot. And honestly? It's a fair question. 🤔 Here's why Telraam is different — a thread. 🧵

Amazon have at least 4 large Quadricycles in Glasgow. Not sure they are appropriate on some of the cycle infra. Cowcaddens underpass in convoy?

Halloumi has NASA live on. He remembers when Cats were space travellers but gave it up.

Drivers Please Stop crashing! FFS! 3 I reckon on my way to and from Haddington. Came home via Stirling. Impatient passing. Elderly drivers that shouldn't be. and this in Glasgow while I was away.

I always take my Faberge egg to the pub, don't you?

Crikey! who built Sighthill Circus in Glasgow? Dropped kerbs are miles apart, the SUDs drainage is a huge barrier with kerbs only dropped for water entry. Steps everywhere to access flats? Crossing the street is difficult on foot never mind on wheels. It could easily be level?

Some times we have Sweeties at reception or excess doughnuts...today Jellybean is providing free Boops.

Watch out for the ScotRail models! They are up to no good! There is another with two smart ladies and it looks like she has delivered news that has major teeth sucking disapproval from the other. Marketing need to run a caption competition.

www.facebook.com/share/v/1BjJ.... Hannah Fry talks bells...🔔. We may have opinions...!

Whoopsie! Can't say I didn't get my moneys worth!

The reviews are in and it’s 🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟 service from Air Scotia. #TheHighLife opens at Festival Theatre, Edinburgh this evening and runs until Sat 11 April. Experience the “hilarious, camp and fun production” by purchasing your tickets here: www.nationaltheatrescotland.com/events/the-h...

My first ride on an ebike was at news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/wales/4.... It was an eclectic wee festival with books,poetry, events, hill climbs and a town based enduro race. Think it's still going. Once your Bike Bus has taken off...maybe you introduce something similar?

What's in the back of a German large scale incident response Unit....oh yeah. Bicycles. Captured at a Plastics Factory Fire. Quickest way for a commander/messenger to get an overview from the ground and not worry about driving over hoses/narrow passage ways.

Scottish community hub April fools embarrassment in the same style as US and Canadian Transit "gags". Sensible policy treated unlikely and becomes a joke. www.ardrossanherald.com/news/2599416...

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This is how much Space 2 days of cycle traffic on SCW in glasgow would take up if they all chose to drive. www.facebook.com/share/r/1aWj...

No box is safe!

Via "Bikes leaning against things"

Cat Spa - Just getting his wee Steam Bath when the dishwasher opens.

The perfect community arts hub with ProjectAbility for Artists with disabilities and the Amazing Sharmanka at risk. PA was essential medicine in my partners MH journey. We have Perfect Cat Food bowls with delay sculpture to prevent puking and all our plates and bowls are unique.

South City Way user numbers just keep climbing! Its Raining. I used to be 540ish, then 630ish on the way in. Its been consistently 700 this week and today 740! Keep thinking I must be late but no!

When we advocate for protected infrastructure from the infestation and threat of motorists, it’s not just for bicycles. It’s for everyone.

Citizens Theatre needs Cyclehoop secure Parking and Sheffield stands out front. Demand is there for short term parking but we wanna see shows without worrying whether we can get home afterwards!

A minor car issue creating chaos for miles is not an isolated event. It happens all the time. This is how traffic gets created.

Parts of this film made with Cargo bike logistics.

I'm assisting with the solar revolution! Mk2 post fire. Cracked panel shows signs of arcing. New steel roof going underneath with superior fitting system that will allow panel swapping in future. Professionals cocked it up first time.

Mercedes Sprinter Lane guidance slams on the brakes hard in a cross wind or during pressure change of passing or being passed by a truck. Also gets confused if surface is not pristine or has repair lines. It feels untested! The cognitive overload of a modern vehicle is intense.

After discovering Fisher and Donaldson Bakers in St Andrews, Head of Cats knew I was going to Dundee where there is another Branch...so this arrives🤣. The fudge Doughnuts are pretty awesome.