Meet me at the Box Hill Dark Souls cell phone tower

The more I think about it. Being the face of a meme is terrible. I'm thankful my relatively newborn incident of eating sand has been lost media unlike the subpar copper from Ea Nasir

It's hard ok?

Arse crack of dawn looks a lot better when you're not in a dingy facility

This might be me being self absorbed and drunk on holiday vibes but Thai sounds like Vietnamese scrambled Animal Crossing style. Wondering if Thai people think that of VN too

I'm having the best Games Week in years LOL 😂

Can the media stop giving this neo nazi c*nt a voice until they report he actually gets his comeuppance

Was at Ryoji Ikeda last night for a city event Now or Never. Ended the night feeling like the city was quiet for once & my ears stuffed with cotton. Also reflecting how apathetic to digital sounds I've become. I'm paying to sit and listen to the dial up tone and watching oscillating graphs for fun

Nah man basic cheese shouldn't cost this much

Memorise your sibling's phone numbers because they are so much more likely to pick up than your parents when you're in trouble

Just tell me when you're ripe 😩

I'm an aunt 🎉

I can't read the tiny ass card number on my driver's licence. The ink is overlapped by the comically huge printed date of birth 😑

I think we need to stop obsessing over the mushroom murders and turn our attention to the NT coroner’s inquest report into the police shooting and death of Kumanjayi Walker by policeman Zach Rolfe

I've changed. I can't go back to my basic condiment ways

I'm ok. He just has a tattoo of a frog in a wizard hat. Harmless really

Dad out of the blue: AHH OMG Mum: *flustered* what?! what? whats happening?! Dad: I forgot to cook porridge today 😔 Me in the next room: ARE YOU F**KING SERIOUS

The psychologist waitlist for my condition is 4-6 months long. I...how do I even cope until then. Like what??

I'm so fucking cringe folks

I love the market

Why do all the XL glasses gotta be Aviator style 😒 I wanna look like an owl not Jeffrey Dahmer

I have a minuscule good deed I do which is give a thumbs up to the driver yielding me in the lane. That's right. youse a legend. Cheers mate 👍

My dentist wants teeth pics for progress with my new aligners, which I feel no issue with but- I have 20 pics of my side profile and I'm happy with none of them

I'm only just fathoming being a fly on Hayao Miyazaki's wall rn

Guess what game I played over the weekend. Fuck Jimmy

Made my own poppycock just to ease a craving. It's insanely good

My heart's been all over the place these days. I'm unsure what road to venture and what answers to give people. It's a real mess gotta confess to you strangers

Didn't think it would turn on 😵

Crying into my broken rice

Saw a Reddit post that made me see red like they were being thankful they had a relationship with their parents for them to afford things like a replacement phone. How fucking infantlising to be in an economic position to be in that situation. Fucking grown people can't afford shit. Fuck I'm so mad

mwah 💋 #art #digitalart

Word.

Pew pew

It's I hate mosquito season

Announced death of the twitter now stupidly known as X account. Got my archive and I'm getting the hell out. Hello 🤗

Knowing my current therapist is the one because she gives me homework sheets. Yes Miss this is exactly how I operate

Yay Brunswick

I went a whole month without my smartphone or the internet. I only used exercise books and physical books in my house. Almost daily library trips. I feel like a monk

hello

A REVEAL: THE DEVIL'S IMAGO, which was published as part of DOMINO CLUB's HUMORS & HUMUS JAM was made by myself and my friend isyourguy (also my co-conspirator on GUTLESS) really proud of this one! it's a class-conscious medieval horror story. PLAY NOW: dominoclub.itch.io/the-devils-i...

I have to reign in how much I work (day job has cut my overtime) because idk it feels good I'm actually getting paid fairly as opposed to before

Lasagne is my birthday cake :)

W-was that an earthquake just now?

Finally kinda not depressed enough to block out this slipover I knitted like 8 months ago

The big dick energy of having these at smoko when you're on the job site. IT RUNS ON DRILL BATTERIES

oh shit.. bsky is *actually* usable now

People are acting like Israel is their casually racist grandma who just said something embarrassing. What a defense mechanism for murder. Bravo

A snack from my parent's hometown. It's like a shatteringly crispy meaty LCM haha

Twitter can fuck off I swear to god

Voted today. Everyone should have a voice