After all there’s only one more sleep til Christmas.. day.

Every so often someone will send me a thing about Robin Williams naming his daughter Zelda.. as if I do not know about Zelda Williams. Baffling every single time!

The season 10 #RHONY reunion is the most difficult to watch since season 4 They’ve all decided to try and burry Bethenny & it’s making them delusional. Like Bethenny Frankel is not the pinnacle of correctness, but my gawd it’s hard to watch these woman like this.

“Where are der mudders!?” -Zelda in shock these children are walking in town alone, not a mother to be seen!

Macaulay Culkin on this press tour, just gushing over his kids & Brenda Song? Oh you KNOW, I am CRYIN.

I don’t know if y’all were aware, but there are 5 days left till Christmas.

Kimora: Back in the Fab Lane is so good. It’s so chill. I love them.

“No ma’am, I’m high on life” “You’re way over your budget of bullshit” “You never reeeeeeaaallllllyyyy know about the teams” -Kimora Lee Simmons, I love you.

Seeing Kimora Lee Simmons with a Labubu on her bag and a pink monchhichi!? That’s my girl for real.

Okay we all know I’m obsessed with Bethenny Frankel, but I LOVE Dorinda Medley. She is the Hype Hype Hype. #RHONY

Me watching #Survivor50:

I do think Sabrina Carpenter would find it funny to hear Espresso to the tune of lil drummer boy but that is not why I put it on the internet. I did that bc I have a sickness and posting is the only treatment

Aquaria cameo at a Sonja Morgan party!?!? I did gasp! #RHONY

I need the three spirits to come to Kyle on Christmas Eve, but instead of convincing her to give away her money they just convince her to leave #RHOBH

I don’t want to freak anyone out, but Christmas is next week.

The #RHONY trip to Tequila, Mexico is literally the best group trip I’ve ever seen in my life.

Someone just called 2018 “recent” and I was like.. relatively speaking I suppose.

I’m in shock. This is so heartbreaking.

Zelda got a sticker book yesterday and while she is not doing any of the activities “correctly” she’s having a BLAST just stickering however she wants to!! It is killing me inside but I am letting her use her book however she wants!!!

Me “Z” Zelda “Z” Me “E” Zelda “E” Me “L” Zelda “L” Me “D” Zelda “D” Me “A” Zelda “A” Me “Z E L D A” Zelda “Z D L E A” (Keep in mind we’re doing ASL)

Happy Jen Shah release day to all who celebrate.

When I am talking to someone with an Irish accent I try to sound even MORE American. It’s a sickness.

Really enjoying the Christmas set up I have going here.

One of my favorite dynamics on Housewives is when a new HW shares too much about their private life & everyone is like “okay thank you for sharing” THEN IMMEDIATELY AFTER the new HW crashes out, because they realize they shared more than they are comfortable with. Never fails to entertain.

I was telling a friend who is 25 a story about playing basketball with a group of boys who basically bullied all the girls off the court because we WERE GIRLS & she goes “why didn’t you just tell them that girls can play basketball too?” As if that’s not something we tried and were ridiculed for!!

Everyone in my life thinks I’m hard to shop for & I’m just over here begging for the Fishwife sampler. I think they think I’m joking!!

“We’re gonna need cookies, some milk.. and a trap!” -Zelda, 4, talking about Santa

Instagram just told me I’ve shared 10k stories & asked if I wanted to share.. that’s embarrassing! And I won’t stop there!!!

If I could direct your attention to THE VOLCANO 😍

I don’t think that it would actually be healthy for me to describe the depth of my love for Bethenny Frankel. Like we’re all lucky I’m only discovering her now when my personality is more or less set AND NOT when it would have been a real fucking problem.

“How can there be a frog and pig mother.. who is not a frog?” Zelda (4 1/2) watching Muppets Christmas Carol

“Woah woah the misted toad”

A local business saying “Win a shopping spree” and then just offering a 100$ gift card when the fucking cheapest thing in their store is 50$????? Two things is not a shopping spree!! Words mean things!!

There is no one like Bethenny Frankel. They broke the mold when they made her.

Spotify said I only listened to the critically acclaimed song “Girl, so confusing the remix” 8 times this year. That’s insane considering we literally listened to it EVERY SINGLE DAY this summer???? There are more than 8 days in summer!!!

We got one of Opals little friends a Tech Deck for his birthday and he literally opened it up on the SPOT & started playing with it 🤣 Some things never go out of style!!

I’m being so serious they should all be vaping.

Ramona Singer saying “I guess the girls aren’t used to me being selfish! Well guess what? I can be selfish too!” 7 seasons into #RHONY, is the least self aware thing I’ve ever heard on a Bravo show.

I liked it better last year when Spotify called me gay. Instead of this year when Spotify called me ”32”

Why are they all sitting outside when no one smokes? #VPR season 12

She could literally not care any less about the box next to her.

The best line from #VPR season 12 episode 1: “What? Are we in the 1900’s?” And it was a THROWAWAY LINE. They gotta work on that.

How is a girl supposed to drink her Coke Zero when it’s 56 degrees out !?

No Spotify, I will NOT BE PUBLICLY ADMITTING to how many minutes of REALITY TELEVISION PODCASTS I listened to over the course of the year.

Little babies were just home waiting for us on the porch. As if they lived here.. and maybe now they do.. for a little bit.. who are we to say no to those faces!?

There are two types of fantasy writers who use the word “resplendent”, one of them I like and one of them I do not like.

We watched Logan (2019) & then started watching Legion s1, so good luck to my brain trying to sleep tonight!

If anyone was wondering, I want the Fishwife Sampler for Christmas. Thank you.

Zelda became uninterested in coloring the rest of the Christmas house today, so she drew these wolves instead.

The announcer for the 2025 Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade “Welcome Colby Caillat and Gavin DeGraw!” What the fuck? Did we travel back in time!?!?!?