The thing about the Muppets is that they are always so cool.

No experience is unique apparently!!

Someone said it’s West End Girl Winter and I’d like to say: yes, approved.

The new rule in this house is every time the girls have a piece of candy they have to also give me a piece of Candy. Heeheehee

Earnest changes name to Ernest halfway through the bit.

I have seen people acting like they do not know or care about Lily Allen and quite frankly, pipe the fuck down.

For the record. Yes, it was scary.

Someone tell me why I the number one horror movie hater picked Weapons (2025) to watch tonight?

Zelda’s pumpkin, 2025

You thought you could play the woman who wrote “Fuck You” in 2009!? AS IF!!

Showing the girls The Newsies (1992)

Lily Allen, the woman you are.

I’ve jest read my last 20 days of posts and it’s obviously overwhelmingly #VPR and it’s gotten such little traction from those of you not watching but I need every single one of you to understand that my takes are fire.

Truly a delight when my four year old yells “you don’t know what you’re talking about!!” With her hands on her hips, stamping her little foot.

I am diving back into the waters of the Real Housewives of Potomac where I left off, season 5 and my GAWD.

There is something DEEPLY unfunny about kids saying “6 7” and because all adults hate it they find it hilarious.

In decades of watching Reality TV I have learned a few things: 1. There are no secrets. 2. If you are going to apologize, You always just say “I am sorry” you don’t add a “if it made you feel that way” AND you don’t then say “so did you want to say sorry to me?” Someone hire me for their PR team.

“I don’t want peace” Katie Maloney the Woman you are ❤️‍🔥 #VPR

Not a single hand raised against Katie Maloney will prosper. #VPR

Will go down in history.

Will someone go to Trader Joes and get me the really big orange tote bag and then mail it to me? Please?

I think my favorite comment I’ve seen about Janelle Monàe saying they time traveled back to the 70’s to see David Bowie perform live was “some of you have never astral projected and it shows 🙃”

Okay okay okay, Sandoval is not remorseful. He’s like even worse. Honestly, Bravo should be ashamed to give this guy a fucking platform. You literally apologize until people see the change. Like wtf. You don’t get to decide when people stop being mad. This fucking guy. #VPR

The CLB is back baby.

In my opinion, they could have all kicked harder. They deserved worse!!! #VPR

James & Lala teaming up for the joint slay? A masterpiece. #VPR

Tom “can I get you any thing?” Ariana “for you to die” Finally okay finally Ariana, get him. GET HIS ASS. #VPR

Raquel & Tom yelling at Terri is wild. Raquel and Tom treating Katie like this.. when they are actively cheating. I.. what? I’m. WHAT?? I just!!! Scandoval is wilder than I even thought. #VPR

SOMEONE JUST TOLD ME NO ONE WARNED THEM THAT THE SECOND BABY IS ALWAYS BIGGER AND GRoWS FASTER AND I WAS LIKE GIRL YOU WERE IN MY CLOSE FRIENDS, I COMPLAINED ABOUT THIS ! I maintain that everyone tells you, you just don’t listen until it’s applicable!! GOOD LORD.

I want to read my book A Drop of Corruption by Robert Jackson Bennet but I am currently watching Tom Sandoval & Raquel be extremely sanctimonious about how Lala doesn’t have the right to talk about cheating.. WHILE THEY ARE ACTIVELY CHEATING. Glass houses and stones baby #VPR

Listen we all take The Rolling Stones 250 from the last 25 years list with grains of salt right out of the Dead Sea, but I can’t tell you how delighted I was to see The Mountain Goats album Tallahassee coming in at 108. That was fun I’ll give them that.

I have 3 complaints with the Rolling Stone top 250 albums of the 21st century list, 1. Alabama Shakes is there but not with Sound & Color, which should have been in the top 10, but also like at least the top 100

Is the best Nepo baby family the Skarsgård boys? Yes. I mean there is a case to make for Liza Minnelli as the best Nepo BABY singular, obviously. But family over all?

Once again I am in my own home just watching the usgs live stream of the volcano instead of just going there myself!!

TOM SANDOVAL TALKING ABOUT ANY WOMAN ON THIS SHOW WAS A RED FLAG THE WHOLE TIME PEOPLE. NO ONE SAW THIS COMING!? #VPR

Sebastian *playing red dead redemption 2 giving a poor person some money* Opal “wait! You’re a bandit! Bandits don’t give people money they steal!!!!” Me “Oh my gawd. Oh my gawd, has she never heard of Robin Hood!? Did I FAIL!?”

Season 10 episode 1 baby. Here we fucking go. #VPR

I am the culturista for my mom group of friends because I am a solid 12 years younger than them. And I just had to break it to them that Tuck Everlasting is the most devastating book/movie to have ever graced the earth and to keep our daughters away from that trauma!!

Schwartz tells Sandoval to respect Katie and Sandoval tells Schwartz that they just won’t be friends any more. Tom Sandoval, you have zero redeeming qualities!! #VPR

You know what? Actually? Tom & Tom NEEDED Jax on #VPR The second Jax was fired the two of them turn out to be so insufferable on their own. Imagine being the kind of person who needs Jax Taylor to balance you out!!! Jail!!

Had Pizza and a Caesar salad last night.

The way Sandoval talks about Katie in season 9 is so fucking misogynistic I can’t believe he didn’t get canceled before Scandoval even happened. #VPR

I can’t believe they kept ANYONE from season 8 of #VPR but every time Charlie shows up on season 9 I’m like “oh yeah.. Charlie” like they really could have let everyone else go and it would have been fine 🤣

Tom Sandoval screaming at Katie about “having receipts” when not even Ariana is agreeing with him? I’m so sorry and I’ve been saying it. The fact that this is the man we are offered in this show?? Ridiculous. Let alone the foreshadowing. This is insane. #VPR

Schwartz & Sandy’s is a great name for a low rent bar or a high end sandwich shop.. #VPR

Zelda has officially picked her favorite spoon. Please clap.

Watching Sandoval help James plan a proposal for Raquel? This is a horror movie. #VPR

Starting season nine of #VPR and in the promo for the season Lala says to Schwartz “what? I can’t understand you. Oh that’s because Sandoval’s dick is in your mouth.” THEN PLACES HER HAND ON HIS HAND AND THE CAMERA LINGERS ON THE PAUSE. This is excellence in television.

Made quesadillas just to eat salsa and guacamole.

More people finding out about Alan Carr is only good.