It’s the start of Merrie Monarch today, show of hand of who wants Hula content, all of you? Great because that’s what you’ll be getting!!!

The gym is playing a suspicious amount of Green Day this afternoon.

I’d like a word with everyone who told me that I’d thank them for voting for that orange man when my gas prices went down, my gas prices are the opposite of down so instead I’d actually like an apology.

“Never tell a woman ordering a buttery chocolate croissant that she can’t order a buttery chocolate croissant!” -Reza is a girls girl #shahsofsunset

MJ and Vida golfing in heels? Icon behavior! #ShahsofSunset

For some reason, even thought I've already watched it, peacock started auto-playing #RHORI again and I am.. just watching it again!

You know what? I'm gonna say it: I would were the crushed velvet velour jumpsuit. #LadiesofLondon

Kyle and Erika are mad at Dorit because she is being very open about her situation and they have not. #RHOBH

Ashley I. back on my television? What I needed. #RHORI

Rosie, a Taurus, taking ozempic, does not sit right with me #RHORI

Picture this: I am watching #RHORI

Not me asking “is Mark going to win a fight?” #invincible

Yes I am crying about the people going to the moon, it’s a NORMAL REACTION to the EXTRAORDINARY SPIRIT OF THE HUMAN RACE.

I am Obsessed with MJ in a very similar way to how I love Survivor contestants, idk how else to describe it #shahsofsunset

Someone tell me why I’m obsessed with Shahs of Sunset, I cannot put my finger on it but it is so good.

Self producing Karen is the least interesting Karen. #RHOP

Karen lying about “the girls” from jail taking out their own extensions to give them to her? Karen, why are you lying? Why lie about this? #RHOP

Gizelle moving the girls to a Hotel 10/10 iconic #RHOP

All I post about lately is reality television and I’m happy to report I shan’t be stopping!!

My only note for David as a new host is mostly to his stylist, please put that man in a messy bun, the founding father low pony has got to go. #survivorau

Unfortunately Paradise brining in a quantum computer is literally the least interesting thing they could have done 🤷🏼‍♀️

I wonder how many girls started drinking black coffee in an effort to not be too sweet for Hozier.

If there’s one thing Stacy is going to do? It’s be anything but serious. #RHOP

"Oh my goodness, you have anger issues!" -Tia, in my book you will always be famous! #RHOP

"I will never date a man who doesn't eat mayo" Kimi is so real for that #LadiesofLondon

“She doesn’t have a problem with the things I’m doing, she just has a problem with me” Has Kyle forgotten this started because she kept sticking up for PK? #RHOBH

Erika pretending to be on a call to get a car… as if the production crew that is filming them does not have a van? Erika Jayne, you're better than this. #RHOBH

I am so confused, Natalie didn't lie? She repeated exactly what she said? She even repeated the part where she said "I took it as a joke"? There was no lie? Why is Kyle pushing this narrative? #RHOBH

Ladies of London is basically a show about every different kind of Sonja Morgan you could possibly conceive of. #LadiesofLondon

Here is my thing about Gizelle: who ever she is dating, is always the least interesting thing about her!!! The same cannot be said for everyone. #RHOP

“I reserve the right to suck a ball or two.” From TIA!? #RHOP

Ashley stop trying to make “second bloom” happen, it’s never gonna happen. #RHOP

Stacey Roche being hired to #RHOP is like when Tinsley Mortimer was hired for #RHONY She’s hilarious, and a little boring, and somehow also a chasm of chaos!! Great work.

Mia walking out of the #RHOP season 9 reunion and pretending to not see the exit sign, “how do I get out of here”? There is so much you can say about Mia, but the woman made television.

“Here comes Gizelle, lookin like big bird.” Is truly an all time housewives quote. Wendy you’re an icon. #RHOP

Season 9 of #RHOP is reality television baby, the levels of delusion are HIGH & the double standards are at an all time LOW.

Reading One Hundred Years of Solitude is.. something, but among other things it’s like Encanto (2021) wasn’t plagiarized per se but like only because it’s a Disney movie.

I’m gonna hold your hand when I say this: not every movie needs to be Interstellar (2014) for it to be a good movie.

Anyone saying this season of #RHOBH is “mean girl vibes” has literally never watched a season of housewives before, pun-lease be so for real.

The way I would watch a show à la Anthony Bourdain but it’s Tilly, Sutton & Boz shopping #RHOBH

If thinking that these women would be grateful for a “free” “manifestation” “workshop” wasn’t enough, Amanda thinks SUTTON of all people wouldn’t mind if she uses her pillow, WHERE SHE LAYS HER HEAD, as a laptop stand!? No ma’am. #RHOBH

Ryan Gosling really just is Ryland Grace and I know that’s how acting works, but in a very similar way to how Jessie Buckley was Agnes and Saoirse Ronan was Jo March it just makes me believe in watching movies.

If you do not know the plot of Project Hail Mary (book) I do not want to give too much away about Project Hail Mary (movie) but suffice to say: Amaze Amaze Amaze

The worst part about Project Hail Mary (2026) was the man sitting directly behind me who kept asking about the plot points, as if he was a child who had never seen a movie before, at the top of his lungs.

Project Hail Mary (2026) felt like years of emotional pay off.

“What’s your favorite movie, the one you’ve seen the most times?” Uhhhhhhh my guy, that is two different questions! Even if Christmas movies don’t count that’s still two different questions.

Saying LOL now and I just think #LadiesofLondon it’s just how my brain spins.

To say that Season 50 is “in the hands of the fans” and a “celebration of all 50 seasons” and then to make us watch 20 minutes of Zac Brown who has nothing to do with Survivor? Outrageous. Egregious behavior. #survivor50

Watching 28 years later (2025) then Hamnet (2025) and then 28 Years Later: The Bone Temple (2026) all in the same weekend has ensured that no movie will ever be good enough ever again!

Literally, LITERALLY, people do not know how to READ or COMPREHEND what they have READ, & they make that MY PROBLEM!