Oh my GAWD?? That’s amazing and wonderful and it turned out so good and I am AMAZE!!! ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ I think you might be the 2nd person ever to get a tattoo inspired by my books!

I KNOW WHATS HAPPENING: ✨Potential spoilers✨ if I’m right. 1/3 🧵 #goodomens #goodomens3 #go3 #ineffablehusbands #crowley #aziraphale #aziracrow

#goodomens3 #go3 #goodomens #freakingout

There will be no living with me the second this trailer comes out.

It’s actually insane how there’s been no marketing for Good Omens 3 yet. Screenshots are NOT marketing. Posting a screengrab to social media and calling it a marketing campaign is *insanity.* My flabbers are gasted. #goodomens3

I realized I don’t like reading 2nd-person fanfics because I don’t like being told how I would react to anything. Like, don’t tell me I was intimidated by his huge cock, bitch you don’t know my life.

In the final 1940’s flashback, Aziraphale asks Crowley to dance. He puts a record on and leads, tucking a strong hand around the demons waist. “It’s a waltz,” he provides to Crowley’s grumbly confusion. He counts. “1, 2, 3. 1, 2, 3. 1, 2, 3…” #goodomens3

Hurray!! Enjoy!!!

The lanterns are migrating from Mrs Cheng’s place. She will definitely have a bigger role in season 3, mark it! #goodomens3 #goodomens #aziraphale #crowley

I do a little happy dance of warm feelings whenever a book arrives safely! #aziraphalethepriest

This whole thing is just so frustrating. It’s not *fun* to wait three years for a movie that was supposed to be a series, only to receive no information 3 weeks in a row from a person pretending it’s super cute. If you’re gonna say nothing, say nothing. I am cranky today. I was expecting more. 🤡

FUCK ICE. These dirty, gestapo nazi *fucks* will get what’s coming to them. One day, the regime will change and we will still have their fucking names.

DONT LET THE BASTARDS GRIND YOU DOWN. #Minnesota

Instructions unclear: trilby sent me 12 years into the future, send help. #tumblr #hatpost

1 Month. Valentines Day release. #goodomens #aziracrow #ineffablehusbands

They are ✨ ✨1✨ ✨

Literally what is the point of dating a Superhero who can fly if you can't have extended make-out sessions at 10,000 ft? Read Super Omens on my Instagram or my Patreon (the Patreon gets extra saucy goodies and crazy previews all the time! Links in profile) #aziracrow #ineffablehusbands #superomens

I fucking love Connecticut.

Ahhhh, my favorite chapter! The hard copy is available again! usedtobehmc.etsy.com/listing/1276... #goodomens #aziraphale #crowley #aziraphalethepriest

Time to bring back the best tree ornament ever made. Aziraphale in his eldritch horror form is literally the cutest baby who ever invaded our galaxy from an adjacent dimension. #eccentricorbits

Aziraphale the Priest is BACK! But there's only 75 hard copies up for grabs! Grab yours now and have it by Valentine's Day! usedtobehmc.etsy.com/listing/1276... #goodomens #aziraphale #crowley #goodomens3 #aziracrow #ineffableshusbands

PART 1/3 GUYS! Eeeeeeeeek!!!!! AZIRAPHALE THE PRIEST IS BAAAAAACK, head to my Insta the participate in the poll and watch for updates!!!! www.instagram.com/usedtobehmc www.etsy.com/shop/Usedtob...

Not me saving screen grabs of DT to my phone as a direct response to Georgias thirst posts

See Aziraphale's tiny little gold shorts and sparkly heels on my Patreon today! #aziraphale #rhps Www.patreon.com/usedtobehmc

Every time I see Georgia Tennant and her hubby being *adorable* on Insta, my mind wanders to that one gal on Tumblr who thinks he’s in an abusive relationship and wonder how she’s going to twist it. It’s just so cosmically idiotic, and I hate that it’s hijacked my thinking processes lol

#lgbtq #marriageequality #kimdavis

The GOAD Reddit is so weird, it’s like, “ooh we are so naughty, have some wine and enjoy some SMUT- …. NO! NO PEEPEES! No uncensored porn!!!”

LOL. it just happened again. Evil billionaires throwing money at an election going to bed tonight knowing they wasted their money.

He’s here to brighten your day! #aziraphale #goodomens

New chapter of Super Omens (my superhero GO AU) on my insta today! www.instagram.com/usedtobehmc Get context for this absolutely bananas image! #superomens #goodomens

Some absolutely delightful entries in this collection!

#ofmd season 1, god, remember those simpler times? #ourflagmeansdeath

Azi the little bastard stickers!! He’s fabulous and he knows it. usedtobehmc.etsy.com #aziraphale #goodomens #ineffable #crowley #ineffablehusbands

Ineffable husbands hillbilly AU? Crazier things have happened! Sound on! #goodomens #mulehusbands #zeera #tony

Of FUCK OFF @bsky.app are you serious with this shit? Again with this puritanical, anti-intellectualistic, judgmental CRAP. We didn't learn from Tumblr OR Twitter OR Yahoo OR Fanfiction.net huh??? We JUST got here and now you're going to chase off your main user base?

Gather at the feet of the King, kids. youtu.be/TlGArS5jkGU I'm the King of all that. #lgbt #tomwaits Defy and LIVE

On my Instagram now: Caring For Your Demon 101 - Give them a room they can lock you out of #superomens #goodomens #ineffablehusbands

Just had a birthday and had to edit my profile to reflect it, which is how you know it's REAL.

Who wants a Halloween Postcard?! 🎃 #goodomens #aziracrow #Aziraphale #crowley www.etsy.com/listing/1808...

Another thing I'm predicting based on behind-the-scenes pics we've seen so far: Their hair will change color. I think it has something to do with switching sides. We know Crowleys hair starts as that firey red and goes weirdly strawberry at some point. 🧵1/2 #goodomens

Oh Ohhhhhhh I know what the snow globe is. I BET YOU I KNOW. Someone has probably guessed this already, but I bet when Aziraphale and Crowley move to the cottage, they shrink down the bookshop so Azi doesn't have to leave it behind. Or rather, *Crowley * shrinks it down for Aziraphale. #goodomens

What's the most emotionally ravaged you've ever been by a Good Omens fanfiction? I need INPUT. #goodomens

1941 London, part 3: Aziraphale and Crowley, still reeling from their brush with Furfur and the unfathomable threat of being separated, indulge in a little too much wine and share the most unholy of beautiful kisses... followed by a mutual agreement to never speak of it again. #goodomens #aziracrow

Oh my god oh my god oh my fucking god #goodomens #goodomens3 #michaelsheen #davidtennant #aziracrow #ineffablehusbands

He's right, and he should say it. #Crowley #davidtennant #b99 #goodomens #aziraphale #michaelsheen #brooklyn99

Putting all of my TV and Movie parodies in one Google Drive for my Patrons to have forever and ever, and remembering one of my absolute favorite crossovers that I've ever done. #goodomens #aziracrow #greatbritishbakeoff #ineffablehusbands #aziraphale #crowley

Good purchase, me!