Of FUCK OFF @bsky.app are you serious with this shit? Again with this puritanical, anti-intellectualistic, judgmental CRAP. We didn't learn from Tumblr OR Twitter OR Yahoo OR Fanfiction.net huh??? We JUST got here and now you're going to chase off your main user base?

Gather at the feet of the King, kids. youtu.be/TlGArS5jkGU I'm the King of all that. #lgbt #tomwaits Defy and LIVE

On my Instagram now: Caring For Your Demon 101 - Give them a room they can lock you out of #superomens #goodomens #ineffablehusbands

Just had a birthday and had to edit my profile to reflect it, which is how you know it's REAL.

Who wants a Halloween Postcard?! 🎃 #goodomens #aziracrow #Aziraphale #crowley www.etsy.com/listing/1808...

Another thing I'm predicting based on behind-the-scenes pics we've seen so far: Their hair will change color. I think it has something to do with switching sides. We know Crowleys hair starts as that firey red and goes weirdly strawberry at some point. 🧵1/2 #goodomens

Oh Ohhhhhhh I know what the snow globe is. I BET YOU I KNOW. Someone has probably guessed this already, but I bet when Aziraphale and Crowley move to the cottage, they shrink down the bookshop so Azi doesn't have to leave it behind. Or rather, *Crowley * shrinks it down for Aziraphale. #goodomens

What's the most emotionally ravaged you've ever been by a Good Omens fanfiction? I need INPUT. #goodomens

1941 London, part 3: Aziraphale and Crowley, still reeling from their brush with Furfur and the unfathomable threat of being separated, indulge in a little too much wine and share the most unholy of beautiful kisses... followed by a mutual agreement to never speak of it again. #goodomens #aziracrow

Oh my god oh my god oh my fucking god #goodomens #goodomens3 #michaelsheen #davidtennant #aziracrow #ineffablehusbands

He's right, and he should say it. #Crowley #davidtennant #b99 #goodomens #aziraphale #michaelsheen #brooklyn99

Putting all of my TV and Movie parodies in one Google Drive for my Patrons to have forever and ever, and remembering one of my absolute favorite crossovers that I've ever done. #goodomens #aziracrow #greatbritishbakeoff #ineffablehusbands #aziraphale #crowley

Good purchase, me!

Be like #crowley and knee your ex right in the FACE. (Read the comic on my Instagram!) #superomens #goodomens #aziracrow

BTW still obsessed with that moment from #goodomens S1 when #Aziraphale is transported to Heaven and grabs his leg as if it hurts. Someone theorized it was an old battle wound acting up and I want to read about that forever.

"Omg look what this horrible person said on Twitter!" Yes, it's Twitter, it's not a shocker you found a turd in a toilet bowl.

I'm creating a gallery of all my Good Omens movie parodies (At least 25 and growing) and had forgotten all about a few of them. Here's Big Lebowski! To see more and suggest more movies, skedaddle to the Patreon! Patreon.com/usedtobehmc #goodomens #ineffableshusbands #crowley #aziraphale

the bookshop is silent except for the soft music and the whisper of fabric as they move. aziraphale sways a little closer, words half-whispered into the quiet space between them. crowley looks at him like he’s known the answer for centuries. #goodomens

Hooray!!!!

Are you suggesting I have a huge archive full of old Good Omens crossovers and one of them is for Treasure Planet? HOW DARE. #goodomens #aziracrow #aziraphale #crowley #ineffablehusbands #treasureplanet

X *is* for losers. If you're not a loser, you should delete it. There are so few ways we can actively abstain from evil, and leaving X is one of them.

Summer Aesthetic Good Omens AU that's super sweet?! Yes!

I'm 7 chapters into a Superhero GO AU and there is nakedness! And vulnerability. And trauma responses. And kindness. I'd love it if you joined me on Insta to read it. ❤️ #goodomens #aziracrow #ineffablehusbands (context: angel helps demon-fleeing-abuse feel batter after a terrible night)

Think this was from an early draft. It’s real. Really wanted I’m On Fire in there. Verrrrry $$$ song tho and S2 budget was tight. Also have no idea how that bulging parenthetical got in there, hate those 😅🫠 Love that this is out there enjoy 💜

FADE IN: Under Pressure by Queen/Bowie plays. We are treated to a montage of Aziraphale and Crowley going about their day separately, alone. Aziraphale regards his reflection in the windows of Heaven. His clothes are pristine and white. Crowley wakes up in his car; his hair is a mess. 1/3

It's so friggin beautiful, guys!!

The Vice President just joined BlueSky, go block him right now and help stifle his reach on this app.

(Flipping the fuck out) HELLO, I LOVE IT! Thank you for this, I am dazzled! ♥️✨✨✨✨✨

Just letting you all know, I've started a SuperHero Good Omens AU and I'd love for you all to see it! 1/3 #goodomens #aziracrow #ineffablehusbands #ineffables #ineffable #goodomens2 #goodomens3 #aziraphale #crowley #michaelsheen #davidtennant

Aziraphale: What a joyous day! Crowley: Never hurts to be prepared, Angel. Happy Pride! It feels different this year, but let's bring the joy, the community, and the fisticuffs if someone fucks with our family. Defy and Live! ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ #goodomens #ineffablehusbands #davidtennant #michaelsheen

Some men fundamentally misunderstand what makes a sex symbol, God bless 'em.

HOMINA 😍🥵

Someone make it happen.

Saw a commercial for Botox (the only commercial I think I've EVER seen for Botox) and they spoke the words, "to treat Moderate to Severe frown lines." Moderate to Severe FROWN LINES. And the commercial is just a string of actors demonstrating their flattest smiles.

(Me, screaming at myself in the mirror) "DO NOT OUTLINE A GOOD OMENS SUPERHERO AU." #goodomens

I didn't know this was exactly what I needed more than anything, but IT IS AND I'M SO HAPPY.

When you get a new follower and all they do is sell AI-generated images on t-shirts.

I think I drew this like 3 years ago but I still love it. #ineffablehusbands #goodomens #aziracrow

Help, I've been laughing for ten minutes

Crowley's getting married and by God, he's gonna make it everyone's problem. Complete outfit on my Patreon today!

If you see this, post your getaway vehicle.

Quote with a comfort film

Thank you for sharing! ❤️

Thank you for sharing!

Strawberry Cramps. Not bad!

My crops are watered and my week is made. Pls watch it, on the chance it will inspire more!

This is a triumph

Has anyone got recs for Poolverine smut where they're both exceptionally in-character? #poolverine Help a girl out