it's flaccid cock friday i don't make the rules 🫵

Just a goon-y, horny #bator mutt on a #fcf

hi chat i'm tipsy. does anyone want to kiss while listening to a curated pop music playlist by me

I don't want to hear no excuses OPEN YOUR PURSES

it's flaccid cock friday i don't make the rules 🫵

realising i'm probably never gonna stop being extremely shy and mega awkward around people no matter how much personal effort i put in and i'm gonna fuck up most social interactions i have because i'm bad at social cues and being normal

i wanna go to a furcon but like, someone has to take me under their wing and make sure i act normal and like i belong and be social for me

you love watching my balls bounce when i bate don't you 🫵

playing League of Legends with my pup hood on. Just to feel something

The devil wins whenever I decide to post my sfw account on here because every time I do, I say do not follow me on your porn account or I block you and the illiterate gays still do it, and I never learn my lesson either so I'm just as bad

i never realised how much people like curved dick until i began posting cock on the internet. thank god in my case because have you guys seen that thing it has no reason to be doing all at

@republicrecords FREE HER WE NEED THE ALBUM open.spotify.com/track/1e8DRA...

you love watching my balls bounce when i bate don't you 🫵

so bored and wanna post on my porn-but-not-rly-anymore-porn account. who else love alice madness returns

not a shooter, but a sniper 🙂‍↕️

he was so happy to post a low effort image for #fcf

the way they ate so bad with this... like it's so true in the future we DO love perfume!!!

gen z doesn't even say "i love you" anymore. they just bark and growl and make dog noises at each other. and i think that's just beautiful

its too bad grindr and scruff where i live is completely dogshit awful. i want to be impregnated

you, insanely horny: so when can we have sex me, explaining zero escape lore:

I post so much about Zero Escape on here I need to make a joystick account and stream it whilst nude, I WILL make Zero Escape more popular and make people engage in my autistic hyperfixation with me

(very vulnerably) i'm a good puppy right

a lil explosive 🫨

silly slut dog loves to show off for you 🐶💙

the way she and kim petras are about to drop pop bibles is so major open.spotify.com/track/5rfOAR...

(dangling my dick in front of you like a pendulum) And now tell me why Alice is underappreciated by the Zero Escape fandom at large

one day i'm not gonna be weird and extremely awkward and extremely shy so i can actually talk to people and not feel like a pervasive annoyance unto everyone i ever meet and i'm gonna go to fur cons and gay events and i'm gonna be so powerful. but like one day not rn i'm still a weird stupid dog

I lied. We're not having sex. Put your clothes back on I'm going to explain to you the full Zero Escape lore and then I'm going to quiz you on it

he was so happy to post a low effort image for #fcf

bored let's do this again here's my insta 😼 if you follow me only to try and solicit nudes i block you, DON'T BE WEIRD!!!!

someone come see ninajirachi with me in dublin

oldie but goldie? 😁

my own contribution to #fcf plus i have somewhere you guys can put those nice dicks :3

ive got so much for you to play with :3 what you going for first?

haven't done a hands free in a while.. putting the slip in this underwear to good use <3 could really use a good boy to give me some love with this :3

i haven't done any #fcf contribution in a while here's me cumming :-3 💙

if you were in bed with me, it'd make this a lot more fun 😏

gut puncher #irlnsfw

thank you hairy men for giving me a reason to keep going

Thank you to my little backpack @tigythegaymer.bsky.social for this Birthday gift and @RokkieTheRock (on Twitter) for creating this masterpiece❤️

Which one of you is gonna whip your cock out and help frot with me? #irlnsfw

bored let's do this again here's my insta 😼 if you follow me only to try and solicit nudes i block you, DON'T BE WEIRD!!!!

i have to begin indoctrination like if you want access to this pussy you have to go play zero escape. only then will the path be revealed to my phallus

a new year means a new round of breeding 🫵 #irlnsfw #irlnudes

i'm a good boy, right? 🥺

who wants me (please)

thanks for letting me cover you in this 💦

heartbreaking: i post my IG saying don't be weird and some immediately send me completely wild creepy messages 💔

trying to be kind to myself and #remain #positive despite the hell i'm going through. so here's two selfies i think look very nice.