had my first pap smear today and i gotta say i wasn't a fan

i know i preach abt top kankri but sometimes he needs to be fucked ok

thinking about one time i had dirk and kankri elope after they just got done fucking but i didnt know they would do it right then and there so it was just them giving their vows and shit while standing completely naked in their bedroom w happy music playing and i ghought i was gonna lose my mind

i need to finish my sexting fic. im always saying this but i do

kinda embarrassing to admit i use wickedwhims when playing the sims but its so fucking funny sometimes. ALL of the dancestors are fucking each other

dirk and kankri make a bet where if kankri loses he has to suck dirk off. dirk said it mostly as a joke and wasn't expecting to actually win. he tells kankri he doesn't have to do it but kankri is stubborn and committed to going through with it

i am far more kinky in theory than in practice (asexual moment)

if vantas porn aint lookin like a crime scene I DONT WANT IT!!!!

i am capable of drawing serious nsfw like 10% of the time. the 90% left is just silly shit like this [ #homesmut #dirkkri ]

maybe i'll finally be motivated to finish more of my wips

i tried filling out one of those nsfw ship memes for dirkkri but kankri's kink section is just "dirk" and "power play". specifically he likes to be in control he already basically has a bossing people around kink

also this LMAO. kink unlocked

more misc old art from my nsfw twitter

GET THAT BOYPUSSY

i also have a purely nsfw ao3 where i've posted a few fics. they're all dkri sorry archiveofourown.org/users/whipmy...

havent drawn nsfw in forever but heres some old dkri stuff