COMEDY IS ILLEGAL!!!!

Listening to the dogs barking at 1am right now. Call me a radical, but I think it was a mistake to let people own pets.

Going from paying $2.50 to $4 for a block of chocolate in the span of like 3 years is radicalising.

Inspired by this bun

I cannot tell what is worse: Microsoft running a ReactJS app everytime I open the Start menu, or Apple running a glass simulation for every piece single UI. Open source devs are too resource poor for wasteful code and compute cycles like this. Running back to Arch Linux.

Sorry I can't go out tonight, I'm too busy playing with my Wang. #FridayWANG🍆