The White House has (1) endorsed Arianism and (2) confused the Feast of the Immaculate Conception with the Feast of the Annunciation. Not sure which is worse.

Michigan is capable of being good at football or good at basketball, but historically we have rarely been able to be both at once. Mojo has clearly shifted to the basketball team.

OMG

this is my annual post saying that the Paul Bunyon Trophy is the ugliest damn thing on the face the earth. The loser of the Michigan / Michigan State game should have to take it home with them, and be forced to look at it all year long.

Oh dear god.

My favorite sign at the South Orange NJ protest today: I LIKE MY CITIES NEAT. NO ICE.

How does one become a tapestry penis expert?

I usually think punctuation matters. Not here. This is nasty no matter where you put the hyphen.

A perfect joke even if the audience is limited to attorneys

I never thought that the NFL's offside rule would make me think about Zeno's paradox

Holy cow, you'd think Washington would have devoted some game plans to stopping Saquon.

This describes my attitude towards the playoffs *exactly*.

The Game today is less about the will to win and more about the will to lose. Who wants to lose more!