Is this the best mainstream spanking ever administered? I think it might be. Roxanne Berard spanked in "Rawhide," S2E3. www.youtube.com/watch?v=m08L...

My lovely bride, standing between my knees as I lower her jeans: No fair! You didn't warn me. Me: True. I didn't warn you. MLB: See! Then you can't... Me, tipping her over my knee: I DIDN'T warn you. I PROMISED you. MLB: :::something inaudible over the sound of spanks landing on her bottom:::

I will hike the entire width of the Appalachian Trail. #attainableresolutions

So we have a big fancy evening planned with friends at a nifty Cuban supper club. My lovely bride will be SO elegantly dressed. So I wasn't about to cancel it. But SOMEONE was so thoroughly naughty she is spending the entire day in only a tshirt and underpants until it's time to get dressed. 1/2

I do SO love making her sit on this post-spanking, skirt up. It's chilly here today in paradise, so the contrast is delicious. (Well, at least for me.)

My lovely bride: I am NOT getting a spanking tonight! Me: MLB: I mean it, no! ::stomps foot:: Me: ::lifts eyebrows:: MLB: Me: MLB: Me: ::crooks finger:: MLB: ::folds arms:: Me: MLB: Harumph!! Me: ::crooks finger:: MLB ::lying over my lap:: Not too hard, OK? Me: ::lifts skirt, reaches for hairbrush::

My lovely bride selected a deep green satin gown for an event tonight. I'm kind of obsessing over how green and red are so Christmasy, and how a red bottom and thighs would make such a festive contrast. Sadly, she is being a very good girl today. There's still time, though. Keep a good thought.

Astonishing to me that ostensibly grown up people seeking community among like-minded people drawn together by a common interest in TTWD would waste so much time on middle school mean girl energy. Hey, I'm new here. And for 3+ decades my entire spanking community has been my lovely bride. 1/2

So, on Thanksgiving day, my lovely bride used her safe word for maybe the first time in a decade . . . and it was hilarious. Let me explain. 1/#

Today, choose gratitude

Sting or thud. Let's settle the age-old question once and for all. (LOL. Yeah, right.) Spankettes, which leaves you feeling more "spanked?" More punished? More satisfied? Which more effectively tips you into that "not in control" space you seek? About which do you fantasize and dream?

Don't know if it was something in the sermon today, or the soup at the bistro, or the coool weather, but I can't recall passing a morning where my lovely bride was THIS sassy. Me, in the car home: I *am* going to spank your bottom when we get home. MLB: Me: MLB: :::sigh::: Me: MLB: I figured.

It has to done with care to be both effective and safe. Too gentle and it's mere performance, an empty gesture. Too harshly and it can be overwhelming or even risky. But moving an about-to-be-spanked girl about by pulling her ear (esp with her underpants at her knees) is an underrated part of TTWD.

I am fundamentally neat and well-ordered person but not, I think, unreasonably so. Except for two square yards in the universe. It is (or is supposed to be) a very strict rule in our home that the top of my work bench in the garage is sacred ground. No one is to anything there. No one. Anything. 1/#

Just back from an amazing trip to Mexico, spent mostly in Oaxaca where my lovely bride made connections with wonderful, kind-hearted master potters all over las Valles Centrales and I drank just enough mezcal ancestral. We did spend a little time living fancy in Mexico city. This scene was fun: 1/#

Further to this. One of the corners is not a 90° angle but a radiused 90° curve. Turns out a naughty girl, skirt up, underpants at her knees, can be put here mid-spanking even more deeply than in a traditional corner. It is even more featureless and, she reports, "more fucking boring" than a corner.

Traveling with my lovely bride. This very small boutique hotel (eight rooms) has a spare, modern design. Our room is large, and because of the design has four empty corners. Sofa has sturdy, over-sized bolsters. TV has a noise canceling/white noise channel. I think they know.

What are some activities that are not, strictly speaking, TTWD to which you and your partner give a TTWD gloss? For us, shopping with or for my lovely bride almost always has some subtext of it. So many opportunities to make her (and, I confess, sometimes me) blush. Grocery shopping? Hold up a 1/#

Not only does she sleep easily and well after a nice, toasty bedtime spanking, I sleep easily and well spooning her from behind after giving her a nice, toasty bedtime spanking, her warm bottom against my thighs, my warm hand on her tummy.

Your next Christmas ornament has arrived.

I don't know if it is generational (am indeed a Boomer) or cultural (Irish by way of Midwest) but I am daily astonished (and frequently appalled) at what folks will share with the entire world via social media. Not with a friend of 30 years over an emptying bottle, but with literally anyone 1/2

We're folks who will never ever going to spanking party. But we are endlessly fascinated by YOUR shenanigans at these events. (Willing to bet we're not alone.) So don't be stingy. Regale us here with detailed accounts of the Oasis fun. "What happens is Vegas makes for REALLY interesting stories."

I've raised the question of spankette attire, but how do you like your spanker to be dressed? During the pandemic, dressing SO casually as we both WFH at opposite ends of the house, at day's end I summoned my lovely bride to my office - and I had donned my usual suit and tie. THAT was a hit.

Spankettes, you are in the corner (pre- or post-). Which is "worse" (or, if you prefer, "better")? Your skirt is tucked/pinned/rolled at your waist. Or sitting by itself, neatly folded on a chair nearby? For yourself? Which version do you prefer to read or to watch?

Is Jillian Keenan still writing? If so, what recent projects? "Sex with Shakespeare" was a huge hit in our house (my lovely bride is a retired English teacher), her video discussions about TTWD were often provocative, her early mainstream reporting strong. I have not seen anything recently.

Yank and spank can be grand. But whether you intend to punish, arouse or merely satisfy, ANTICIPATION is often tremendously salutary, delicious or effective. Whenever you can, let her know well in advance that she is going to be spanked, and how.

Most men appreciate the thrill of undressing the woman they love. Fewer of us know the deep eroticism of dressing her from the skin out with our own hands in exactly what he have chosen, so that everything from hair ribbon to underpants is an all day, minute-by-minute reminder of our control.

Below Deck. Yeah. That is our trash show default. No. We're not proud of it. I mean I'm working through Marcus Aurelius' meditations. She's reading through all of Gabriel Garcia Marquez entire oeuvre in Spanish. But, yeah, also Below Deck.

She enters the house to find a dining chair placed in the center of the living room. On the seat are some articles of clothing. Atop the clothing is an implement made or suited for spanking. Atop the implement is a note: 1/4

Woke this morning with two distinct bruises on my right palm. As I brought her coffee, I mentioned them to my lovely bride, who was just awakening, lying on her tummy. I'm sure it was that posture that accounted for the side eye with which she regarded me. Must be, right?

She's in the corner pre-spanking. Underpants in place? Just barely down? At her knees? At her ankles? Entirely absent? Spankers, what's your preference? Spankettes, what has the most impact. (CWIDT, not asking YOUR preference. 😉) Everyone explain your answer. (I will in comments in a bit.)

She's in one of my old dress shirts, full cut, light blue cotton underpants, with the red from her spanking just barely peeking out from the hems onto her upper thighs. For all the amazing style she always sports, I cannot think of a more alluring look. Nearly 33 years, she still steals my breath.

Does anyone know what happened to the user "stspank" on Spankingtube? This couple (from somewhere in the Carolinas, if my ear is any good) made the most perfectly delightful domestic spanking videos. They seem not be there anymore. Well, wherever they are we wish them well.

Working late in my home office. My lovely bride comes in between stacked calls, lifts her skirt to reveal pristine white underpants. Mischievous smile, she says "a half dozen please." I oblige, with six very sharp spanks . . . all on her left cheek. "Bastard," says she as Teams rings.

There are few universally held beliefs within TTWD. I sense this may be one of them: Spanked girls substantially prefer bedtime spankings over wake-up spankings. Certainly that is deeply true of my lovely bride. Spanked ones, what say you?

For lunch with friends today, my lovely bride wore a red and white sundress, a red scarf in her hair, white sandals, and these red underpants she KNOWS make me crazy. She was so perfectly adorable that, when we got home, she got most purely "just because" spanking I can ever recall administering.

You know what I love? I love how - because she cannot QUITE reach all the way down both cheeks with both hands at the same time - she does that little rock back and forth thing when she's rubbing her spanked bottom.

I'm not saying that having the opportunity to roll up my sleeves very deliberately, while silently and intently looking into her eyes, is the ONLY reason I mostly wear long sleeves. But it is A reason I mostly wear long sleeves.

After all these years, what fun to discover another domestic implement seemingly designed for TTWD. And with a nifty, evocative name. Ladies and gentlemen, the spurtle. Precise. Effective. Homey. (We might even try making sourdough.) five-oaks-farm.myshopify.com/products/spu...

You KNOW we feel compelled to match colors, so why would you even OWN red underpants? Peach, sure. Even pink, msybe. But . . . red? Maroon? Sorry, young lady, but this is on you.

After ALL these years, I finally figured something out: WHY I don't like using a belt for TTWD. I realize that, as the one doing the spanking, the belt makes feel distant and disconnected from the girl (well, MLB lo these three decades) I'm spanking. And why is that? 1/#

If Eve Howard ever wanted to write a memoir detailing the rise of spanking erotica from NuWest through Shadow Lane -- motivations, relationships, devlopment, challenges, behind the scenes, business -- I would buy it in hardcover on day one and read every single word.

Turns out that a 40s style two-piece swimsuit, blue with big polka dots, is irresistibly spankable, even at a crowded beach. In my defense, I did NOT realize how much the wet suit bottom would amplify the spank, nor did I predict the family next to us would choose that moment to quiet their music.

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‬Of course everyone has their own preferences, but I have always kind of hated seeing that upward brush of the hand spanking technique and I have certainly never employed it. (Worst display was 70s British farce "Ups and Downs of a Handyman.") Spankers? Spankettes? What's your view?

Dangled over one raised knee, his foot on a chair, your arms and legs waving about, as a very sound spanking is administered. Not feasible for every spankette or spanker, or at every stage of life. But tell me: does any other postion make a spanked girl feel so out of control, so . . . punished?

We were discussing Marilyn Monroe on our drive home from a beach weekend yesterday. This is one of my favorite images of her, when you can still see Norma Jean. My toxic trait is believing that if I'd met her then, I could have saved her. My lovely bride kindly said she thought so, too.

Yes, we all have nifty timer features on our phones. But if your relatioship with TTWD has any disciplinary aspect at all (ours is drenched in it) I can hardly overstate the enormous utility of one of these.

So I'm old. Maybe I'll never quite understand social media. But if someone blocks you on a platform, what is the POSSIBLE rationale for creating a sock puppet account and stalking their account or, astonishingly, attempting to re-follow? How can that possibly be healthy for you? And, what's more 1/2

Getting dressed today, MLB was wandering about in a t-shirt, socks & a pair of Satan's panties (c.f. "Miss Congeniality"), with the predictable result. Had to take a call I'd scheduled for my office on the drive in, instead. (It's the same level of reflexive response that's killed a lot of bulls.)