i should post more abt my insane kinks. i <3 weird sex.

one of the side effects of watching mulholland drive for the first time is that i neeeeed to touch more real boobs. i mostly do a lot of freaky kinky rp but i have been neglecting... the physical pleasures......

cw pee// got off last night thinking about someone pissing in me while fucking me and it was unbelievably hot

getting people all flustered and helplessly horny is one of my favorite things to do, maybe i should become a full time hornyposter

OH FUCK! DWARVES, SCATTER, IT'S THE FURRY DISCOURSE!!!

tonight's mood: i need to be put in Permanent Life-Altering Horny Predicaments

idly fantasizing about getting my sadistic dom hedmate to sit on my face

feelin some kinda horny way today

,,, might still be thinking about this, eheh

freak-ass tf my beloved

y'all heard of unaware hypnosis

have y'all heard of flat cock cages

vox post: saw someone's huge monstrous anglerfish elder god form and it unlocked something in my brain for REAL. i NEEEEED to be able to shapeshift into a huge inhuman monster on the regular or i will DIE

yeah they're putting me in Situations tomorrow. Yeah with a capital S and everything. mhmm in an evil lab off the grid and shit. scientists and all. oh yea sure i can pick you up some of the weird glowing green goop while i'm there

i just need to be trapped in a Slutty Predicament

wanna be a public use toy. like irl but also on the internet. random strangers should get to make me sext with them at any time. (this is not actually consent for this but like. im considering it?? it'd be hot????)

i have GOT! to get sluttier

ambiently horny but dunno what to do about it

can confirm

hhhh somno is so hot,,,

need to be a huge dragon towering lustfully over someone a third my size so bad it makes me look stupid horny

I want to see pictures of hot fat dragons.......

when are they going to invent kissing girls

the only thing i dont like about my body is that somehow i managed to be both fat AND bony?? i think mostly its that the fat distribution is weird and went almost exclusively to my stomach, but the result is that i have really bony hips. you can feel those bones in there.

one of the reasons i havent looked into getting an icon of my dragonsona is that we have aphantasia so i have like. NO fucking clue what she should look like. its fucked.

fantasizing again about one of my headmates showing up irl in a body that looked exactly like ours and absolutely ravishing me. i would DIE.

i gotta get sluttier

feeling extremely horny about ctf and also packer tf? just wanna be someones cock ngl

going into unhinged horny heat like a normal person

thinking again about getting a whole bunch of people together to worship me......

being a transfemme with a small dick is peak

im such a useless furry lmao

fuck i think i might be in draconic heat...........

all i want is to be a huge sexy dragon with razor sharp fangs and a harem of cute kobolds to worship me out of horny terror

used to have a multi day refractory period but now I'm trying to make this my third day orgasming in a row

i need fat pussy lips. are there any bottom surgeons who will give you fat pussy lips.

vox post: uuuuuugh i want a boycunt with thick dark scratchy pubic hair and a meaty tdick so fucking bad it makes everyone else around me look stupid

me, at least 3 or 4 years ago: i've started noticing that whenever i have sexual fantasies, my partners are always "scaled down" a bit, like they have normal human proportions but my body still dwarfs theirs. my latent size difference kink: me: me: i'm sure that's nothing.

sometimes i just wanna come onto this account to make nsfw shitposts in people's replies. i hope they don't mind lol.

keep getting super horny every time i remember how hot i am and how much i wanna suck my own dick

just been unreasonably horny lately, idk why

iunno i just have a really casual relationship with sex. its a fun thing to do with people i like and trust, but i dont like making a big deal out of it?

i should hornypost on here more often

i tend to lounge around the house in kind of loose fitting shorts and no underwear, so i'll frequently spot a tuft of my pubic hair through my shorts leg and go "holy fuck im so hot i need to shove my face in that immediately"

the other day i went back to my old AD twi/tter just to see if anything interesting was happening and its an absolute ghost town. there were like three people still posting it was so funny.

i like flirting so much because its so easy to fluster me (in a good way) with positive attention >v<

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guess who cracked the code on MULTIPLE ORGASMS

if you see this and you're a trans or nb adult you have permission to flirt with me. cant promise ill flirt BACK but feel free to shoot your shot.