We have a local hidden secret. If you haven’t eaten here, you should. If you have, please consider dropping a vote or 500 for this new(ish) amazing restaurant. #SmokeAndCedar www.newsweek.com/readerschoic...

He finally got his cover! Hey, maybe he stole the resolute desk because Donica Lewinki's DNA is on it?

I heard #DonicaLewinski new slogan is Make America Gobble Again

Just leaving this here. This is the best use of the internet. 😎

I'll wait right here for apologies from all the democrats who told me there was no evidence Clinton was on the list. I've known for 20 years. Same pattern of issues with women. Same pics. Y'all sounded like magats defending trump. Smh lock them ALL up!

We all know what comes after killing a kitten.

Everything 👏🏼 Not 👏 Nailed 👏🏼 Down!! This motherfucker jacked the Resolute Desk and again, broad daylight, displays it in his bed bug ridden POS klan meeting headquarters.

Only the best hires right? More Keystone Gestapo stories #FuckIce #FuckTrump This is a joke. www.king5.com/article/news...

I have a favor to ask. Anyone posting info on Elise Stefanik please NOT include any pics of her? She's just incredibly hard on the eyes. Thanks in advance. 🤗

Please take the time to read this if you or someone you know has any air travel in their immediate future. Industry insider info. Bottom line: don't.

Gavin is beating the grand wizard at his own game. I can't believe this is where we are as a country. Gavin didn't choose this life, it was foisted upon him and all of us.

#Zohran "Donald Trump! Since I know you’re watching, I have four words for you. Turn the volume up!"

Woohoo this shit is Mamdani. M-A-M-D-A-N-I Congrats to Zohran. Status quo is No Mo! LFG! Dems brought the brooms tonight. 🎉

Once again, Kendrick Lamar beats Drake! Congratulations #LADodgers #WorldSeries. It was a historic game and a fantastic series. #BlueJays played great and made 🇨🇦 proud. Great game. And either way? Trump has to eat shit!! 😎

My daughters sent me this and at first I was confused. So I asked them, “are model trains related to Autism”. They said yes. I said tha absolutely “tracks”. They gave me an 8/10 for the platinum dad (mom) joke. Once I put it together? This is fucking genius.

So did SNAP renew for people? Isn’t today the day it would happen? I don’t receive (or need to receive YET) SNAP so I’m not sure. I’ve been sick thinking about families or just anyone not having food funds. If anyone sees this who gets SNAP, please let us know.

Wtf? All the grifting posts using the SNAP or EBT hashtags are making it impossible to search for info looking for. These bots are out of control. I know people are scared but please note, anyone using this to beg is blocked! This ain't it. The same types "help this sick dog" hashtag cons.

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Drop an old person you're going to turn into in the future.

Undefeated

Since the #Mariners are out, I can go back to not caring about MLB. But secretly I'm rooting for Kendrick over Drake. IYKYK

If you happen to live in #KentWa or know anyone who does, please be aware that 2 Moms For Liberty far right extremist kooks are running for the KSD Board. Vote FOR Laura Williams and Teresa Gregory in the Nov 4th election. I won't name the nutters. Elsewhere, vet your local school board candidates

Today's #DogsAgainstKristi pack (back to front, left to right) Leeloo, Lucy, Daphne, Zan, Diesel and Buddy #AussieDoodle #WeenieBeagle #EnglishBulldog #RoyalFrenchel #AmericanPitbull #GoldenDoodle

Once a pig always a pig.

#IamGeorgeSoros Pass it on.

Stop playing with me. I see Kenny Loggins trending and got me scared af to click. Too soon after Dianw Keaton.

We effectively have a Bad News Bears military in the USA. The laughing stock of the entire world. A drunk rapey white nationalist running an absolute joke. The toddler squeaky parade with the toy drones. The anti fat conference with a fat potus speaking and firing live rounds that detonate early. 😱

No Kings except penguins

#NoKings #CovingtonWA turnout was great again. Had so much fun.

#NoKings If this doesn't give you hope that the country is waking up? #HamiltonMt right now. Population 5,300. Voted for the felon by 69% I think there's so voters remorse.

Dear #Mariners I'm old enough to attended many first season games. As a day 1'r, the thrill of this series is great and all, however; can you please end this cardiac series on Sun? I just want to woosah and KNOW we are going to the #WorldSeries #TridentsUp #LetsGoMariners

What's the over/under #BrewersKaren #ShannonKobylarczyk is appointed special counsel by the 34x felon to indite Obama next week? Now that she's unemployed and available. people.com/brewers-fan-...

Today is another Slice Against Ice event at Side Piece Kitchen in Tacoma. Please show your support as they donate 50% of each cheesecake and biscuit sale to help fight fascism here in WA. 4704 South Oakes St. Tacoma, WA 98409 All day today

Of course women don't like the Cybertruck. Women only want one thing, and it's Samantha's broom

Another scam acct using a hot trending topic to grift. Report and block @the-big-ragu.bsky.social

England v France. Who wins? #EnglishBulldog #FrenchBulldog #RoyalFrenchel Daphne v Zan

Again… apple.news/AfxXEtZRRR_O...

We are taking back our dear Pepe from the Qanutters! I love it. Eat shit Laura Loomer and the INCEL boogereater, Nick Fuentes.

#SNL #ColdOpen was amazing. #Bondi is going to indict the whole cast, trump is going to sue NBC again and #KristiNoem has her ICE goons at the homes of the cast right now zip tying their kids, elderly parents and shooting their dogs.

Someone explain to me like I’m 5, how is Kid Rock trending under the banner of “entertainment “?

Has anyone told those good kindhearted, not racist, reasonable people in Idaho that Qatar’s official religion is Islam? Asking for a friend. This is the end if this happens. Was a fun ride until 78m dipshits let their racism trump their patriotism.

This is nothing more than a continuation of the president’s desperate weaponization of our justice system. I am not fearful — I am fearless. We will fight these baseless charges aggressively, and my office will continue to fiercely protect New Yorkers and their rights..

So weird how the pedo marker keeps moving around. I can't quite figure out why🤔

Ah man. I was just telling the pharmacist the other day when he said I had the perfect off the shoulder shirt on to get my booster and flu shot… It was #DollyParton PSA that made me remember that tip. I'm an atheist but even I will send up a prayer for her.

#PamBondi is a cunt. The end

My furbabies deserve a better America than this shithole we are currently subjected to. I’m as tired as they look. #FuckTrump #Pitbulls #EnglishBulldog #DieselAndDaphne #WhenWillThisEnd #IHateItHere

Breaking News: Fifty Cent drops new viral single. #Diddy got Fiddy

#CancunCruz just handed his next opponent their best ad ever.

I needed this today. Motherfuckin wind farms! Well worth the 1 min watch. youtu.be/3uEpdIKzspA?...