Is it so wrong to wanna be someone's favorite anything

I'm quick to leave someone alone after they show me they don't want me fr I love that for me

I forgot how horny this app is after hours lmao

I have no desire to be buff and veiny. I desire to live long enough to watch the enemies of humanity suffer.

Stop dating gamers if you're gonna get mad at the man's for gaming please.

She sent me money for pizza I think that means I gotta put out 😭😭😭

Tryna get me to 1UP your baby daddy is a wild game I will not play lmfao

Lol just gone head and delete me baby. Talking bout how great ya ex was gone get your husband back darling im good

If she aint dark I won't bark

Why I'm burning white Sage and my own damn eyes start acting up lmfao

Midterms coming up baby yall know what to do

I know nobody reads my shit but I went onna date today n she kept trying to pay for things had to slap her hand. I asked u out I got it lol

I paid for her coffee this morning and she said it made her day better and now my day is better bcuzz I was appreciated lol 😊😊😊

Telling the boys to go home to their loving wives instead of staying late at the bar with me bcuzz they got someone waiting for them I do not.

I need a date for the captain America movie lmao

I'm watching castlevania and let me tell u if your man doesn't come for u the way big Dracula came for his wife he don't want u fr lmao

The moment white people decide enough is enough, this whole thing will shift. That requires white people to start protesting, resisting, and making noise. Until then, everyone (else) will have to weather this storm.

Bro wat kinda fucked up trade is this we lost this so hard

White ppl understand this perfectly but don't understand mutants is an allegory for MINORITIES! magneto was right. Mankind's cruelty knows no bounds.

Removing myself from the dating pool again lol it got doodoo in it

Hoochie daddy shorts be mad comfortable to sleep in lmfao

I wrote my name in big blue crayon on my mama's brand new white couch she wore my ass out so bad my grandmother heard my screams and was begging her to let me go lmao

Me in those times I'd be in the shop trappin

This

The bravest man in news media

I still carry my .38 special especially for devilish vessels.

Coming home after a long day of work to workout oh yeah I've found that passion for it again like I used to have

U know this whole weekend I've been sneakily fixing all the problems in the house leaky shower replacing the toilet seat fixing the garbage disposal it would be super nice to hear a hey thanks for doing that lol

Man everyday I login yall frying some new dude lmfaooooooo I'm glad I be out the way 🤣🤣

She said she wanted a hood nigga and I said good luck and walked away. I am in no way shape or form a hood nigga 🤣🤣🤣

The warriors going out sad steph Is struggling without klay

Early morning workout a success im finna be at dreamcon with my damn shirt off fuck it I aint do all this work for nothing

I'd recommend something stronger 4loko

I just did a 12 minute boxing workout in vr and babyyyy I am beat

Point guard Supreme scholarships pending and then I snapped My ankle in 3 places I got cheap shotted my senior year and couldn't walk for 6 months and lost all of it lol

The higher ups at my job are shocked my work ethic plummeted after they cut everyone's hours to part time lmaoooo yall thought I was finna be in here yes boss lemme keep the ship running lmao

It's the fact that nobody has started a riot yet. Because they waiting on Black people to do it. Baby... keep waiting 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

Free me from this work day!! Lol

I'll be your 1up boy

Nigga like me man I love the game I love the hussle 🤣🤣

We minding our black business for the foreseeable future. Good luck Hispanics and Asians yall voted for this shit. Have fun pro Palestine people who decided not to vote at all. This is all of your doing. We minding our black business

If you like Me supposedly WHY ARE YOU BEING DRY WHEN U TALK TO ME?!?! take me off the mf roster ma'am

We’re celebrating!!! #MLK

I forgot we're supposed to act mysterious to get the huzz my bad I dropped character by caring and wanting u lmfao