Congratulations Hurricanes. A grateful nation thanks you.

Congrats Nicks, and their long suffering fans.

Some people aren’t “hat” people. That would be Mess.

Just Freddie doing Freddie stuff.

Kings fixing to blow this game. Someone looked at the scoreboard.

How is it possible for a team to play against an empty net for 8 MINUTES and NEVER get control of the puck. It’s not possible.

The Kings are the only team in the history of the NHL that would give that goal up.

Who are these guys? #GoKingsGo

See you next Tuesday, Kristy. lol.

ROFLMFAO

Kings showing a little fight. A good sign.

FIRE SMITH!

Kings: Hey DJ. Welcome aboard as our new head coach. DJ: Great. Who’s our 1st opponent? Kings: We said welcome aboard.

To my text group this morning, regarding the LA Kings.

The Kings have gone from the team that doesn’t score but is tough to score on, to the team that doesn’t score but also isn’t that tough to score on. Maybe the worst Kings team in the last 10 years.

I can’t be mad about USA winning hockey gold, the same way I can’t be mad about Alysa Liu winning. They represent the best of our country, not the malignant slug in the Whitehouse. Congratulations to them. 🥇🇺🇸

Hellebuyck was outstanding.

Sad McDavid makes me happy.

Holy crap!

3 on 3 for the Gold Medal ain’t right.

Ouch.

Bad Bunny was great. Really inventive and joyous. I’m not offended. Lol.

Checked in on the Kid Rock halftime show. It’s about what you’d expect.

Singing toilets? Poor Phil Collins.

Kings already in Italy.

Panarin wildly dialing his agent.

The Grammys are on. Or as I refer to them: I’ve never heard of this. The fuck is this? #OldManProblems

NO! She's been known for so many things. But my favorite is her SCTV days. Just a brilliant, funny performer who went all-in on any of the dozens of characters she created. RIP, great lady. 😢

Kings finally win a faceoff and Kings’ legend Corey Perry miraculously shoots straight. 2 points.

Living in a dystopian nightmare isn’t as interesting as the movies make it out to be.

LOL@LAR.

Rinse and repeat for the Kings. I think they should call Blake and fire him again. Most of this is his fault.

They should stop calling this the LA Kings season and start calling it Groundhogs Day. Same thing every game.

If I was one of these ice skaters and I fell on one of my jumps I’d just get up and skate off the ice.

You know, I liked social media a lot more when it was sports and dick jokes, not existential doom and masked jackbooted thugs marauding through our cities.

Fricken Kings. lol.

It’s like they get up every morning and say “Let’s do something worse.”

Fire Hiller.

I have good timing. :-/

Kuemper is world-class. The rest of the Kings? Not so much.

Good morning everyone* *Not the pterodactyl that obliterated my truck on the way in to work this morning.

Kings trying like hell to blow this game.

You're up, LA Kings.

This Kings team is not very good.

All traces of Christmas are gone. We don’t fuck around, man. When it’s over, it’s over.

I came into my shop this morning and immediately heard loud chirping. There was a tiny bird stuck in the window. I got a broom and tried to guide him out the front door. Took a minute but he flew away. Seemed pretty happy about it.

Also Kempe.

Except for 3 short years, Jim Fox has spent his entire career trying to apply lipstick to the pig that is the Los Angeles Kings. It’s kinda sad. But he’s a great analyst and person.

Byfield has been atrocious tonight.