Olivia Dade 11 months ago
I (38F human) tried to save my doofus neighbor (23M human) from zombies using a burrito, but he saved ME instead. Turns out, he's not 23 OR human! Now my super-old, super-surly neighbor & I need to save the world, & he's hot AF for a coldblooded vamp. If I take time to jump him along the way, AITA?
add a skeleton here at some point