If you are trying to rationalise, justify or in any way excuse the murder of a human being then I have absolutely no respect for you.

Twitter: "You're a leftard traitor!" Bluesky: "You're rightwing scum!"

Laura Kuenssberg appearing on Nigel Farage's show AGAIN?? 🤦‍♂️ He must be sick of the sight of her by now!

Trump: "I have had more success in 6 months than perhaps any President in our Country's history." In other news, the word 'perhaps' has achieved a new world record in weightlifting.

"Don't think of an elephant!" #DonnieDumbo #Trump #MAGA #Epstein #Epstein #Epstein #Epstein #Epstein #Epstein

Given that new governments generally have more purpose and vigour - and enjoy broader latitude and goodwill - during their first year than they ever will again, this one is absolutely doomed. Bad enough in itself, but arguably fatal for the Labour Party - and potentially catastrophic for the UK. 😬

If you're straight, white and wealthy then Nigel Farage will support you. (Not that you need supporting.) If you're not, why on earth would you support him? 🤔

The future's orange.

Live feed from inside 11 Downing Street:

Musk taking lumps out of Trump... Tories taking lumps out of Truss... Reform taking lumps out of each other...

Another f*ckup from Joseph Starlink! Was Elon in charge of British Rail? 🤔 en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_wro...

I see nepo-knobhead and serial failure Laurence Fox has shared his uninformed opinion again...

No.

"I'm still alive."

Glorious to witness one of Elon Musk's toys ruthlessly skewering Donald Trump...

How sad that this should be newsworthy. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Is Boris Johnson running Evri now? 🤔

Honestly, the UK's relationship with the US has been mostly abusive for 70-odd years. The way successive British PMs have called it 'special' reeks of naïve desperation - like a battered partner who keeps insisting "I can change him!" No, you can't. Please: walk away before he breaks your legs.

Kemi Badenoch on LBC earlier: "Conservative values: fiscal competence, making sure the books are balanced, that we live within our means... not leaving the next generation with a debt that we've incurred." 🤨

#Havoc may well be the third-worst film I've ever watched. I sincerely hope it doesn't turn out to be the point at which Tom Hardy's career went the same way as Robert De Niro's did about 20-odd years ago. But I have a horrible feeling that it might. #Shit

Trump said the Russian attacks on Ukrainian cities "makes me think that maybe [Putin] doesn't want to stop the war." Trump went on to say he suspected the Easter Bunny who turned up at the White House on Monday "may actually have been a man in a rabbit costume." www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

MAGA destroys everything.

As it's Good Friday, let's just be thankful that Donald Trump wasn't in the White House 27 years ago. No doubt he'd have spat his dummy out and stomped off as soon as he noticed that Mo Mowlam's wig was far better than his. (And this prick seriously wants a Nobel Peace Prize.)

Professional f*cking idiot Liz Truss: "I sold my soul to the devil, and all I got was this lousy #MAGA cap."

Democrats who reckon they're "winning", because they've scored a few cheap points off the Republicans, are as naive (and ultimately, as f*cking useless) as the Corbynistas in the UK who claim they won the 2017 election, because the Tories failed to achieve a majority. Discuss. (Or don't.)

The self-styled "Trumper" currently talking to Tom Swarbrick on @lbc.co.uk is gamely parroting the MAGA line, but doesn't sound as if she really believes a word of it. It's quite heartbreaking to witness people like that still denying that the penny has dropped, even when it so undeniably has.

The fall of the right. #Eisenhower #Reagan #Thatcher #Trump

#Trump 🐔

If Karoline Leavitt's head goes any further up Trump's rectum, she'll be able to see out of his mouth. www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...

#OrangeMonday #DonaldSlump

#Trump 🔈

#MAGA 🤣

All it took was one disastrous Oval Office meeting...

Even JD Vance has never gone down on Trump this swiftly. 😬 #StockMarket

Is the 2.8% pay increase for MPs 'bad optics'? - Yes. Should all public sector employees get a salary increase in line with inflation? - Also yes. Will the MPs' pay increase (£2,558 x 650 = £1,662,700) make any difference whatsoever to the annual amount available for public spending? - No.

#bbcqt Richard Holden voted to increase National Insurance - on employees *and* employers - in 2021. 🤷‍♂️ inews.co.uk/news/politic...

Please can we stop venerating Andy Peebles as 'the last person to interview John Lennon' as if it were some sort of journalistic triumph? God knows he reminded the world of that accidental achievement often enough. But if he accomplished nothing else, maybe he just wasn't that important? 🤷‍♂️

The USA is the now greatest threat to the West.

If a man had said this, no-one in their right mind would defend him.

I see the red-pillers are going after Lurpak today. 🙄

The Jeremy Corbyn fans still claiming that he came "very close" to winning the 2017 general election are every bit as deluded (and f*cking insufferable) as the MAGA doorknobs who say Donald Trump *did* win the presidential election in 2020. Neither assertion can survive any objective analysis. 🤷‍♂️

Chuck Schumer brings knife to gunfight; swaps it for teaspoon.

Vlad's Army

BBC: "Starmer to be grilled by Badenoch at this week's PMQs"