Elon "I wanna be a real boy" Musk's legions are out in force. Please block them. And call them a little incel bitch when you do. They love that.

If you still have Facebook you might as well be wearing a MAGA hat. If you are still drinking Coke you have type 2 diabetes and are wearing a red hat. If you are still shopping on Amazon you are likely in a "little rascal" wheelchair because of the diabetes, can't shop, and wearing a red hat.

The MAGA-fuckation of government lowers the bar for elected and appointed officials. There are no standards. There are no ethics. Only fealty to Trump. In return, we endure the worst our society has to offer. Gaetz, Kennedy, Hegseth, Gabbard, Boebert, MTG. Greed over service. Cruelty over empathy.

Someone needs to break it to the R's that Trump does not have a mandate. Unless you count the candle lit dinner with Elon.

At the end of the day Trump is nothing but performative art. When the audience turns on him the show ends. Time to turn on Trump. One by one. Day by day. The tide will turn. Trump left his first term with a 31% approval rating. Do the hard work.

Trump's greatest adversaries are Canada, Mexico, France, Non-born again Christians and vegetables.

Trump's fascination with repealing the 14th amendment is funny because it is the 25th amendment that he should be worried about.

If your dog has eaten something poisonous and you need to make them vomit, describe what you think Trump's toenails and corns look like. Your dog will vomit instantly.

Some poor tailor is taking out the seams in Trump's tuxedo that smells of KFC, Big Mac sauce and adult diaper.

Trump being inaugurated again is the most terrifying Black Mirror episode.

Pam Bondi has got that look Republicans love. She's got that "KLKN Sutton Nebraska weather girl who didn't finish jr. college who got fired for dating the jr. vice president of advertising sales" look.

One is a pervert and the other is a pervert.