Not sure if everything I see and read feels like two or less dot connections to the conclusion that everything is awful because everything IS awful, or if I just need to go to sleep. Gonna put that to the test. Night, y’all! ❤️

Idea for next Ultimate Spider-man: ESU student and freelance photojournalist Peter Parker is in a romantic relationship with J Jonah Jameson. They keep their relationship secret to avoid accusations of preferential treatment. On top of that, Peter has to keep his alter-ego secret from his boyfriend.

@baconsharts.bsky.social Your avatar is great, Red Letter Media is the best. Just wanted to let you know!

Behind the Scenes: For the packing peanuts, basically, I filled the little box I made with generic Rice Krispies and shot it at a high shutter speed in burst mode as I used the aerosol frost spray from the last comic to spray through the open top, shooting the “Rice Crisps” out of the box.

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I’m watching House and House is making out with Cuddy! It’s CRAZY! This is CRAZY!

Would you consider your skeleton to be your friend or your… adversary? It’s one or the other! Which is it?!

Trying to figure out a fun, different sex position to draw Kayla in for the next comic’s bonus panel. Is there any possibility that you’ve REALLY wanted to see her in?

Happy spooky season everybody! Bonktober is an alternative NSFW prompt list for this year’s Inktober, sourced by my supporters. I plan to follow it this October and it would be extremely fun if you did too! 😊 For further details read the attached comments to this post👇

Did you know the first automatic doors were actually invented in ancient Greece? I guess some Heron guy rigged up a thing where you light a fire that heats up the air in a thing with water in it. The pressure then forces the water into another thing attached to a pulley system. Pretty neat!

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I’m not sure if I have stress dreams or not because I never remember my dreams. I experience more of what some are calling “waking stress”. Basically, during each and every hour of every day I experience a low-level static of panic over every choice I’ve ever made or ever will make.

You know that stat you hear sometimes? That the human body is 70 percent water? Much like the “we only use 1% of our brain” statistic, it’s actually not true. It’s really just a little over 50%. Which is still a notable amount if you ask me.

Mer-hunks goes through reverse composition metamorphosis in their late 30’s.
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I gotta say, for the first panel, the siren song that is drawing a Tex Avery-style wolf reaction face called to me like hype-fueled market manipulation calls to a crypto bro. That is to say, it felt virtually irresistible but I knew it would hurt things in the long run.

I'm back with a new comic! You'd be amazed by the stuff some of these geezers keep around. #webcomics

Decided to switch things up a little by doing a little drawing for its own sake with no pressure. I think she turned out pretty well. What do you think?

Damn it! Why do I keep doing this? I designed a whole-ass dumpster with splotches of dirt and grime, some blink-and-you’ll-miss-it text gags on the side of it, printed, cut everything out, assembled it, and how much did I use? Just the littlest corner. Also, I’m on NamiComi now! nami.moe/t/V2gkbAjA

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If stuff gets to… a certain point. I’m wondering if people would be interested in having comics mailed to them on paper in the physical mail. This would be in a scenario where internet access is unavailable. But then, how would I get addresses? Just planning for the apocalypse.

I said it’s “not safe for work”! If you can’t handle seeing a dick, you can’t handle… life! Or, you’re twelve. If you’re twelve, I’ve got no gripe with you. Not only is being twelve not your fault, but I’m confident you’ll grow out of it. Just takes time.

I have to wonder if there’s a single type of clothing article that’s not fetishized by some people. There are obviously certain items that top the leaderboards. High heels, stockings, any type of uniform, those white sneakers the Green M&M girl wears. That’s right, I think she’s actually hotter now!

Is this why “selfie sticks” came into fashion? Did the public realize that handing your phone to a complete stranger is a shocking display of trust that doesn’t match up with our lending policy for any other possession (particularly our phones) under any other circumstances.

It’s weird we haven’t made any advancements in the tech we use to control our TVs since the 1980s. Just a rectangle that blinks an infrared bulb in what’s basically Morse code to tell your TV to turn the volume up. Well, I guess they can also manipulate reality too now. I guess that’s cool.

Why didn’t they ever make a House anime?

I’m going to be honest, I’ve never seen One Tree Hill. I don’t even have a single clue what it’s about. I’m going to go out on a limb and assume there’s a hill with one tree on it where this group of outcast high schoolers who look like they’re thirty congregate and tell each other secrets?

In moving the couch to to find my Wacom pen, I instead found every chopstick, tampon (wrapped), pen and chapstick she’s hidden away. And now Josie has found that treasure trove as well. She’s playing with the plastic spoon now.

I was going to do some doodling, but this cat steals EVERYTHING pen shaped and hides it! Her name is Josie.

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Kutner on House just said cats’ brains are always in alpha phase and that’s where most psych phenomena takes place. Is this true?

Everything’s fine. I’m gonna be fine! I just need a real quick break. If I’d planned better I’d have done stuff ahead so no one would even notice. Is it presumptuous for me to think anyone would have noticed anyway? Look, I’m not saying I’m deserving of being noticed in the least! (CONTINUED…)

I’d like to mention before anyone else points it out, I am aware that “rolling skiing” is in fact a real thing. I will maintain that this doesn’t “break” the scenario within the comic, because the character hasn’t heard of it before. Also, I just found out about it.

Buuh, I’m trying to write a comic today. But for some reason I can’t think of ANY ideas. I dunno what’s wrong with my brain today.

Is Greg Gutfeld gay? Why does nothing come up when I search this?

I wanna talk about the physical prop asset for a bush I made (the kind of bush with leaves, not the other kind). Unfortunately, it’s a background element that’s only in the bonus panel, so, if you’re not subscribed to my Patreon, you’re not even going to know what I’m talking about.

Actually, now that I think about it, are the lifeguards at nude beaches also nude? On the one hand you’d be kinda out of place and might feel left out. On the other hand, how are people going to distinguish you as someone with authority? Clothes really are useful indicators for that sort of thing.

What do you call your boobs? Don’t have boobs? That’s okay! Nearly half the population is in the same boat as you. Even if you do have breasts of your own, I don’t expect that it’s a given that you have names for them. Currently, not many of the women I know have individual monikers for their tits.

Appreciation art for @darlingsnarl.bsky.social's character Esther. All the characters in the comic are great, but I am partial to big tiddy brunettes. Enjoy everyone and have a great weekend!

Very excited to see it colored! This is awesome! 👏

The biggest loss for me personally with the advent of ChatGPT is that it’s forced me to strip em-dashes out of my writing style. Ya know, that dash that’s a little longer than a regular dash — like that! Robots are apparently obsessed with them. So, now I have to use semicolons instead.

Sketch. Was gonna go nude on it but didn't want to speculate on another artist's nude OCs lol. Will color when I get a chance.

Sometimes I worry I’m insane. Like, really *really* insane. Like, the kind of insane where only occasionally I have brief moments of clarity and realize how insane I am and it’s terrifying until the clarity fades and I’m back to the perpetual delusion. But, I’m probably fine… Probably. Yeah. Fine.

Watching Batman: Mask of the Phantasm. Why is Batman such a *stalker*?!

What’s your favorite thing about your favorite one?

What is life?!

My mom was actually a Transcendental Meditation instructor for years. But, then she switched to Catholicism pretty hardcore. So, instead of learning how to calm down, I learned embracing shame and that 9/11 was an inside job. The last bit had little to do with Catholicism. She’s just also insane.

Just to get ahead of it, yes, on some commercials Skyrizi’s slogan is “Nothing is Everything”, but on other commercials they use the slogan “Control is everything to me”. And if you’re outside the States, you probably have no idea what I’m talking about.

Much of the time I’m more in agreement with Esther, but I’m actually with Kayla on this one. Chopsticks just feel like the more elegant solution for getting food from a plate to your mouth. I wish more were on board with this, so I wouldn’t have to tell the Chinese place that I want chopsticks.