I have to imagine the strain setting one of those sex swings can put on a relationship is comparable (if not worse) to the strain induced via IKEA furniture construction. Oh, and fuuuuuck ICE. I mean, are you seein’ this? Jesus fucking Christ.

In the future, I may need to write some more comics that also utilize one or more cucumbers in order to justify the cost of these twenty dollhouse-sized cucumbers I got from Amazon. Not that they were crazy expensive or anything. But… I do have a score of tiny cukes just sitting on my desk.

What are people using to do prints and stickers nowadays?

Is Catcher in the Rye actually good? Like… should I read it? What would I get out of it?

Man, I dunno what gave me more trouble; the soapy suds on Allison in the bonus panel or configuring that cash bag and its… ahem… viscous fluid.

doing a little stream while I wrap up this comic! picarto.tv/darlingsnarl

Kayla’s open legs actually represent her “opening herself up” emotionally. Notice how she closes them as soon as she attempts to pivot the topic of conversation. I state this publicly just to test whether or not literary scholars analyzing works from hundreds of years ago are full of shit or not.

Ever see that Michael Keaton snowman movie “Jack Frost”? (I swear, this is going somewhere.) In the film, Jack is the lead singer of “The Jack Frost Band”. According to the plot and other characters in the movie, they’re actually a really good band…

For this little essay portion I was going to write a whole little piece on the science of testosterone and its relationship to various sects of male culture. It was going to be as incisive as it would have been insightful. But then the arm for my cintiq broke and my brain is preoccupied with rage.

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Fun fact: the gentleman with the astute observation via Allison’s attire is David! He subscribed to the top tier of the Patreon which entitles one to an appearance in the comic. Now, might your cameo entail you getting kicked in the dirt and pissed on? It’s always a possibility.

Took me a bit too long to finish this one. Oops! Merry Christmas and Happy New Year! ❤️ 🎁 🧑‍🎄

Should I have put Kayla in a top hat too? I literally didn’t remember until just now that frequently “Baby New Year” is depicted with a top hat in addition to the rest of their sparse garb. I’m gonna try it. Tried it. Didn’t look right. See what DOES look right! www.patreon.com/posts/147259...

Dean McCoppin and Annie Hughes from The Iron Giant. #Fanart #IronGiant

Happy New Year! And it’s the last chance to get that 50% off December sale! (Since it’s the end of December.) www.patreon.com/darlingsnarl Okay, I got an Uber to order so I can see how crowded the bar is tonight!

Also, just a reminder. The December sale is still going on but TIME IS RUNNING OUT! (Ya know, because… it’s near the end of December.) If you want to see what’s there and your hunger to quench that curiosity is DRIVING YOU MAD, this is the time to sate your desires. www.patreon.com/darlingsnarl

Ione of the Frozen Holt. Cuirizu order focused more on the northern reaches of Alkotas, which don't share the rest of their race's vulnerability to the cold. They're uh.... more robust. Girthier, if you will.

“How the hell is this going to organically lead into a sexy, NSFW bonus panel?”(www.patreon.com/darlingsnarl) Well, I’m not going to give it away, but I WILL assure you that it doesn’t involve the billionaire or his weird penis. (I just assume all billionaires have a weird penis.)

Eagle-eyed readers may notice that the preoccupied ladies from panel three have actually shown up before as Esther’s “therapist”and Kayla’s “arch-nemesis”. Oh yeah, they’ve got lives of their own. What, you thought their whole identities were defined by their relationships to the protagonists?!

My go to party trick is RSVP-ing "maybe" and then actually show up. — | Patreon | Website | Email List |

Can anyone point me towards some good art or photo reference for the lighting on swimsuit bottoms or panties went the cloth is stretched between the two cheeks underneath? Does that description even make sense?!

Before you say anything, I know that statistically speaking it’s unlikely that Earth is the only planet with the capacity to support life. But even if the declarative nature of Allison’s phrasing could be argued with, I feel the spirit of her sentiment is sound and needn't be scrutinized.

Do I point out the Labubu wearing a pussyhat? Or do I just let it be there for people to notice? On the one hand, it’s a fun experience when you notice little details on your own. And I hate the idea of “stealing” that experience from people by saying “look at that!” — www.patreon.com/darlingsnarl

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Oh man, so… that head. I constructed the majority of it with one of those 3D pen things. I dunno if you’ve ever come across one of those TikTok-style videos showing someone using one. This is my first thing using such a device, but I will say this: those videos are sped up by a LOT!

Oh man, so… that head. I constructed the majority of it with one of those 3D pen things. I dunno if you’ve ever come across one of those TikTok-style videos showing someone using one. This is my first thing using such a device, but I will say this: those videos are sped up by a LOT!

New pinup in which Esther REALLY wants a hot dog! www.patreon.com/posts/145711... And yeah, that sale is still going on… sooo… I mean… if you wanna see what’s over there and save some money… this IS the time to do that.

There could there arise an issue where one of the dirty items is a pizza slicer and they didn’t rinse it as soon as they were done with it and now all the cheese and sauce is hardened and what are you supposed to do? Use a steak knife on a pizza like some sort of caveperson?

Anyone have any pinup ideas for Eternal Beach City?

I’m gonna do another Eternal Beach City pinup soon here. Need to figure out WHAT to do though…

I Google “fun facts about dicks”. The first line from their AI Overview: “The penis is not a muscle and is not a bone”. Seriously, guys? This is what your life-uprooting technology has to offer? Yes! I know that! I feel like I’d be hard-pressed to find a single individual who didn’t know that!

Just realized: The crowd scenes in Space Jam 3 are going to be even MORE cluttered now!

A little “behind the scenes” of “shit that makes the final product look no different at all and is probably too technical for most to care about but it’s interesting to me and makes shit *way* easier”: I figured out how to utilize a “green screen” effect properly! Just had to use Final Cut Pro.

In this office, we're family. The Manson family, to be specific.

I’ll save you the Wikipedia search and let you know that as of now Eternal Beach City hasn’t been absorbed into the Tetsuo-like media blob that is Disney. Not yet, anyway. In the meantime, check out the Patreon to see someone who isn’t Ariel 69ing: www.patreon.com/darlingsnarl

I would like to say how hard it is to get a gravy-like fluid into the tiniest jar in the world without an eye dropper. Seriously it’s nearly impossible. But you know what’s NOT impossible? Subscribing to the Patron to see the bonus panel with Kayla’s OnlyFans: www.patreon.com/darlingsnarl

It was fun revisiting the OB/GYN doctor and updating the set for his exam room, considering how much I’ve learned and refined my process since his last appearance. BUUUT, you aren’t seeing him here because he’s exclusive to the bonus panel on Patreon: www.patreon.com/darlingsnarl

I really should have known that animating a looping stream ‘n splash of lotion would be more complicated than just one pass and done. “How hard could it be?!” I foolishly thought. But I thought it would “look cool” so, what choice did I really have? But I can’t include a gif with images here. 🤷‍♀️

One thing that’s kinda fun about reposting my comics to Instagram is picking out an instrumental version of some song to have play with the post that creates an additional layer of joke or commentary. I dunno if anyone there notices, but it’s a fun little treat for anyone who does.

That’s incredible. Like. It makes me mad that it’s so good. I’m mad now. That’s how good it is.

For those of you whose curiosity has been sparked by this perennial debate, I’ve gone ahead and saved you the Wikipedia search by scattering all the pages of the necessary articles on the ground of the fourth panel. All ya gotta do is zoom way WAY in and you can read them all!

Did you see that raven that could play Tic-Tac-Toe and *won?!* I would have assumed that a seagull would never be able to pull something like that. But guess what?! I’m probably right. (Typical.)

The other night I watched the first half of the 2017 movie Sigularity and it was the most insane, unhinged plot and character progression I’ve ever seen. Full disclosure, I was pretty high when I saw it. So it COULD be that I filled in the blanks with the most insane movie ever.

Club Pink Taco updated: clubpinktaco.com/comic/raise-... Bonus panel for the NSFW tiers on my Patreon. Bonus panels are NSFW, but not needed to get the joke/etc. in the more SFW version. www.patreon.com/zombieroomie

That’s right! EBC is on Instagram now! If ya got an account, I’d really appreciate a follow and maybe even some interaction! It really helps me out! ❤️ www.instagram.com/darlingsnarl/

Ever felt like “man, I love EBC, but I hate that I’m not seeing it specifically within the Instagram app”! Well, turns out I’ve heard those silent screams echoing inside your head. I have an Instagram! But seriously. Liking and following is really appreciated. www.instagram.com/darlingsnarl...

Hey! How y’all doin’?!

If Neil deGrasse Tyson gets on me about the stars in my sky here not being “scientifically accurate”, I’m going to have a fit! And no, I wouldn’t say that he should cut me some slack because I’m just one person and don’t have a team of hundreds working under me like Jimmy Cam-cam did for Titanic.

Speaking of biometric identification, apparently fingerprints, eyes and faces aren’t the only things on your body that can uniquely identify you. I guess ear, lip and tongue prints also distinguish you as the one-of-a-kind snowflake you are! Also buttholes.

Saw a medical paper detailing injury via electric toothbrush. But I AM a little sus after the first line: “In recent years, electric toothbrushes have become widespread. However, injuries caused by electric toothbrushes have rarely been reported.” Then HOW do you know they’ve become “widespread”?!