bottomless cups do actually have bottoms and you can't even refill them infinitely, more of an inconvenient cup tbh

fortnite was made by the CIA to funnel microtransaction money from small child back into the US economy

the world moved on from "peam" too fast

dude..

we only eat sunflower seeds because birds convinced us to do it and told us its good for us as a prank

like all my posts for a cool easter egg i swear it's real

my posts are like a beautiful odyssey, a voyage through a story, a marvellous and wondrous expedition in a world of wonder and marvel and beauty and story. Wow....

the costco guys were definitely lacing the chicken bake with sedatives so that the rizzler would cooperate

they should've called it rizzmarine from minecraft

they should've called it the rizzantine empire

prizmarine from minecraft

nobel's prize's real name is nobelius prizantine empire

delete everything on your phone, install minecraft pocket edition, dig until you have 1000 diamonds, come back, you are now cured

there are butts everywhere for twins with the hands to dig

one day all the skeletons in everyone's closets will emerge, forming an army and takeing over the earth

I make my best posts late after midnight,, I must become a creature of the night,, like an aardvark or hamster

beavers building dams like they got it all figured out, they know something we don't

what if instead of sans undertale he was named gram undertale. his name is gram

"hello sharks, this is my invention: the pet jetpacks, it's totally awesome and safe please invest" i say as my beloved pet shoots into the air and explodes behind me

i make this look eeeeaaaasyyyyy

Master the Soviet Potato Technique and AMAZE your Friends at your next Backyard Barbecue 🇷🇺🥔

alcohol is so old-school i am doing shots of poison from snake found in the forests

didgeridoo the instrument of this summer

1 coffee im fine 2 coffee i everywhere at once

pink floyd the cold side of the pillow

none of my posts are AI generated, if you coldnt tell btw

monster energy save me

plant leaf were actually the first "solar" "panels", man cant do anything but steal from nature

butt

I make my best posts late after midnight,, I must become a creature of the night,, like an aardvark or hamster

like this post for 🦐

discover me

kitty cat sleeper agent activation code: meow meow mrow mrrow mrrp meow prrrr

if having fun is a crime, well,,, electric chair

making biscuits on the keyboard while coding

give the sun a chill pill

"hello sharks, this is my invention: the pet jetpacks, it's totally awesome and safe please invest" i say as my beloved pet shoots into the air and explodes behind me

can 50 boars desrroy an iphone. new video idea

carp in abthub

everything is yellow if you live in yellow world

tree bark which mean it's doggy i scritch scritch scritch it

pediatricians seeing someone do a handstand: "fuck this"

Tires are like car shoes so it's probably way better for the car to have no tires, more natural barefoot texture, keep the arch or whatever

just learned about lemmings.. Why would theyd do that

soupe 2

start investing into clay NOW

TUMMY ACHE

military grade paw bean

saw minecraft movie it is just like the game like minecraft!!!yayyyy!!!

that's because it's bless you