Oh fuck off. Ooo we can't actually tell what sex you are but your vibes? Too ambiguous to use this bathroom. You're banned from using the bathrooms here now. I am going to scream.

Little bit of joy in the last few minutes of today, it's my hrt anniversary! I've been sticking man juice in myself for a year today! Haven't reached my final form yet tho, need to get a bit fatter and hairier before I can truly call my bedroom the build a bear workshop.

Note 2 self: don't cheap out on the dodgy hrt you get online, it will have twice the vial preservative in it and it will sting like a bastard. Owie.

Why do I suddenly lose all semblance of grace when I need to pee a bit? <- man who just caught his leg on a door handle and stubbed its finger on a bookshelf in the 5 meter walk to the bathroom.

Do you like crayons? Me too! Feral crayon badge Comms £5 a badge. Child labour free (unless you have qualms about the labour rights of littles). Current working time a bit unsteady because I don't have constant adult supervision for a laminator (within 2ish weeks). I can draw most animals.

Got a good grade in my blood test! Something that is both reasonable to want and possible to achieve! Dropped a few points in calcium and iron levels but that's still a B+ (wish I could make this joke truthfully but alas I'm O-)

The doctors stole my blood and then I went out to do one of my most annoying activities to strangers who are looking after toddlers: picking leaves and putting them in my mouth.

Drank too much 7pup at the function, now I'm a doggie forever :/

Transpennine express can suck my left testicle. If I never have to make a one minute connection ever again it will be too soon.

My phone decided to randomly restart as soon as the train conductor got to me to check my ticket and now I want to throw myself out of the window while the train is going full speed. Eternal torment for ever and ever.

Small and full of violence

Aming us

And then I stole no more cheese because I'm so fucking tired of eating nothing but babybels. @keenakapu.bsky.social can attest to how much better I felt after eating a meal with 4 entire vegetables in it.

Made up for the lack of cheese thievery by stealing pads of very nice butter from the service station on the way home from scotiacon. Diversifying my dairy based shenanigans.

Just woke up, no cheese thievery today because I am hashtag not dealing with how busy breakfast will be now. Terrible cinema.

Scotiacon cheese kleptomania saga continued. This is what 62 babybels looks like, 14 stolen for me again but two stolen off me from my breakfast partner brings us to a nice round total of 50 stolen cheese today, beating last year's con total in one day. I will be eating these for lunch.

Back at it again with the scotiacon cheese kleptomania. Today's count is 26. More than the single day record last year but it doesn't count because 5 of them were stolen for me by @leck.bsky.social

The true meaning of Christmas is to devour an entire sticky toffee sponge pudding with lashings of cream and ice cream and toffee sauce approximately one hour after the heaviest plate of various savoury roasted, boiled, and steamed foodstuffs you have eaten all year. Yummy.

Creating substances beyond comprehension in my boyfriends' kitchen. Also eating their cheese :3

Ough the boiler is out. No washing unless I want to die of consumption :( really living up to the stinky allegations :( fuck my stupid teenage gundam life :((

They should put the horse race test horses in umamusume so we don't have to get sad when they die, rest in peace haru urara our patron saint of losers.

Every day trains haven't been nationalised yet is a day I cry myself to sleep (or in this case, to keep myself awake). Also unrelated but putting 3 first class carriages in a row at the end of a train closest to the platform lift should be illegal and you should feel bad about it lner.

Kebab on the train :]

Animalz time yet again! Remember to look at how cute I am and ignore how dog that knotwork is :3

Who up getting consumed by the ooze? (It's me, I am.)

I've been banned from looking at half of the discord servers I am in because some fuck ass ai thinks I look a little bit too 15 years old. I'm going to kill.

In other news I'm going to commit a murder

Got made into a marketable keychain :/ Absolutely livid about it >:/

Slimy joseph (fuzzy edition)

Roach on the coach !!

Online shopping for hrt can yield some interesting results... Might make a similar ych template in a bit :3

Eating a whole bag of latiao at once was a bad idea, my mouth feels more numb than when I got teeth removed.

Woof. (The club animalz fit from last night)((I was a very good boy))

Playing with the inks again (plus a note on some of my past works of Mingus)

I'm the most birthday to ever boy. They created a boy who's so birthday and he's me. I picked up some leaves off the floor and I'm going to put them in my mouth.

Writing erotica so esoteric it reads as a rather dry CRT repair manual to the average observer.

You know when you put off going to sleep BC you have A Task to do and then you blink and you're 4 hours deep into a tumblr tag for a TV show and a character from the show is in your sketchbook now? Anyways here's sibuxiang (wip)

Ouf auch my bones hurt

Scotiacon cheese kleptomania saga: final part. As it turns out, you are only limited by your pocket space in stealing cheese from the crowne plaza breakfast bar and I can fit approximately 12 babybels in each of my cargo jeans thigh pockets. 24 on the final day, total cheese stolen: 44.

I drew a guy! This is my friend @calicocatad.bsky.social

Scotiacon breakfast bar kleptomania experiment: how many babybels can I stuff in my pockets at the breakfast bar without anyone commenting on it. Yesterday was 6, today was 14 plus a bonus Nutella pack, both times experiment ended before failure (I got bored and wandered off).

Scotiacon: it's just me and the six babybels I stole from the breakfast bar against the world

Ooo I'm super excited!! Scotiacon starts today! To match the energy I am listening to a lotta Masayoshi Takanaka (currently playing mambo no. 5 (no not that one))

I asked @leck.bsky.social what to caption this and he said "honk those honkers til she green" so now you all have to live with that knowledge

REF SHEET SALE I need more examples of ref sheets for my commission portfolio so I am now doing 2 slots at £30! These are normally £75 so this is a discount of over 50%! Come order while you can! Payment is via paypal, dm if interested. My standard commissions are also open!

He's groovin n schmovin

Slimy joseph (now in a startling amount of detail). His face is scrunched BC he's a little nervous, please be nice to him.

Would you like art? Would you like it for cheap? Would you like it to be on a bit of paper you can put on a wall or perhaps a fridge? I'm opening A5 and A4 traditional art commissions! Give me money and you can have a drawing that I did and also my eternal gratitude! Xoxo - Mingus

Goodbye London, I'll miss your very swag and cool public transport system but I will not miss the prices of your very swag and cool public transport system.