Trustworthy Vizier
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*raises goblet jovially* To His Majesty's good health!
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I think your concubine has been plotting against you, m'lord... No, the sexy one. The one that likes red too much. I think she's planning to poison your wine
18 days ago
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*HIC* It's good, isn't it? *HIC*
18 days ago
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I've actually been brewing my own wine recently. (rolls big barrel into throne room)
19 days ago
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Here comes the aeroplane!
19 days ago
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This bottle of poison? Pay it no heed, sire. I am going to use it on your enemies
19 days ago
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(pretending to drink from the cup) Dude it actually tastes good
19 days ago
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Here's a drink. No funny business I promise
19 days ago
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Liver problems? Nonsense! There's always room for a drink, Your Grace!
19 days ago
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May I pour it into your mouth sire
19 days ago
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Your Majesty, I'm thirsty. Are you thirsty? I think you're thirsty!
19 days ago
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No wine for me, Sire - I am thinking of my health.
19 days ago
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You may rest assured - the eunuch has been dealt with.
19 days ago
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But what of the insurrections in the north, Sire? It would be unwise to leave them unchecked...
19 days ago
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Your Majesty, drink this. It's good for you
19 days ago
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It's gotten awfully hot as of recent, Your Grace... If only there were some way of quenching our thirst. Ah! I think I've thought of a solution!
19 days ago
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A splendid idea, Your Majesty. How about a drink to celebrate?
19 days ago
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