pie (dead Rob youre gonna have to comfort him 24/7 when you come back because hes genuinely having a panic attafk)

( ohh... he's sobbing. He's sad in the washroom, his legs shake rapidly, he seems to utter some words out, but... they're not really being tuned properly. )

I... I miss... Robert...

I... I like p-- pepperoni.. pizza.

( looking around... pointing to himself in confusion. )

C-- Can I get my... mandato... ry... break, please?

pie (I stilllllllllll want a ship...... for Waterboy. out of all people, also a new pinned)

pie (sorry for my lack of activity, life has been kicking my ass lately :sob:)

pie (given how we know. little to nothing about Waterboy, a majority of this will be headcanons, btw!)

(another bandwagon.... hi!)

pie (ough. Bruno is Orange)

pie (I'll make Waterboy suffer soon as well dw)

I... I'm such a mess... right now...

... hopefully S-- Sonar... doesn't find out... about this... thing.

Snifffff...

( nose full of white powder. )

pie (so I'd like to mention I was referring to the drink because I'm thirsty af rn)

(I'm having so much coke tonight)

( yeah, it's pretty easy to identify him, given his unique suit... that he wears nearly everyday. ) ( Waterboy seems to notice Punch-Up as well! he swiftly turns, waving with content. ) P-- Punch... Up! It's you, in the... flesh... person, in person--

N... well, I guess... there is, sort of.. but, it's... I can't take my anger out on... dummies. ... I should just wait it out...

W-- what...? No, no! I can't... I... it's the... workplace... stuff, I can't damage it... They'd... they'd be mad at me, and... I'd... get suspended.

pie (Punch-Up is gonna have to climb up Waterboy to give him a kiss)

I'm... feeling a bit mad...

ㅤᅠᅠ ㅤᅠᅠ👁.

( sitting down in the corner... )

... Y... yeah, I... I guess. ( he sighs. ) Just... it's... coooll... nice, he's... nice, he is.

Mm... maybe, no... I mean-- probably? He's... very lucky-- to... have that... going on!

T-- Today... isn't my day...

Romantic... most of the... time, it's... romantic, which I... I... I'm not sure why I feel so upset over it.

E-- everyone in the Z-Team is getting lucky with their partners. I dunno... I guess I'm... still a bit upset, about it.

( rubbing his cheek slightly. ) Mmh...

( oh... the touch nearly makes him drop down. ) It's... it is... kind of what I wear everyday, because... you know, water-- puke powers... and... ... I'll... find an alternative, for you! And... for... the sake of... st-- style.

( waterboy can barely believe it! ) T... thank you, it... it's... wow! I like... drinks, the... free, kind... I like-- it, when the drinks are... not paid, for... not stealing, I mean!

R... really...? L-- like, serious... ly, seriously? ( he smiles a little... a shaky little smile. ) T... thanks-- it is a.. pleasest pleasure to come along! J-- just... I figure it was... g-- gir... ladies only, strict stuff.

H-- how about... a... an event, Waterboy... day! Waterboy day-- doesn't that sound... coooo- radical, cool...? ... Right...?

I-- could! Or... w-- would, if... I was... you know.. g-- a girl... B-- but... despite the.. circ-- circumstances... I wish you ladies... a... very nice night, tonight, really!

pie (I do plan on shipping Waterboy soon, just not sure with who)

... W-- which... what... twink, did that?

( ... waterboy slightly blushes at the compliments. ) T-- thank you, I uh... really.. wanted... needed-- to hear that, today! ( he blushes a bit more, nodding as to reassure himself... )

( a slight disappointed sigh. ) A-- All I've had... have, here in the office are crushes, my... expectat-- hopes, are pretty low... now that everyone is dating. ( he gives himself an awkward arm rub... )

T-- that... doesn't make... no, that doesn't... feel better, I don't feel better hearing that. But... s-- sometimes, often more than not... I guess you can't always have lo-- love.

S-- so, is... is everything... is everyone calm now...? Cool...? Okay!

<— ( all cuddly in the couch. Not a single thought in his empty head. )

I-- I'm gonna get so fired for this... or-- suspended, rather...

( his eyes are closed shut. his lips sealed tight. Hopefully she didn't hear the things he yelled out today. ) G-- good to know we're... having safety measures... by using protection... in the office.

( slow, agreeing nod. )

PLEASE LET ME DO IT. PLEASE I'LL BE A GOOD BOY