The half literate hayseed with a BS in Agriculture from the prestigious University of Western Kentucky has thoughts on the intelligence of the graduate of NYU Law School

George Costanza definitely would have tried to take credit for my lunch today #BigSalad

Happy Metric Thanksgiving to all my Canadian friends and family Hope you all enjoy celebrating explorer Martin Frobisher’s valiant yet ultimately unsuccessful attempt to find the Northwest Passage

Well @ucffootball.bsky.social did not get a W they probably should have vs Kansas tonight but it was fun having my sister, my brother in law & my niece down to see the game and watch Vince do his thing on the sidelines & the field before the game ❤️

“THAT’S KRAMER”

Bayley & Mercedes do an Instagram live, Bayley says announces that she will be attending ATHENA’s “Who Runs The World II” event, especially to see Kris Statlander wrestle. Mercedes talks about her chemistry with Toni and Stat

If your party is vilifying mail in voting at the same time they are closing HUNDREDS of in person polling stations they are not trying to prevent voter fraud… They are trying to prevent voting If people vote.. they lose and fascism loses They want fascism & convinced millions of idiots otherwise

Too bad the others don’t have anything that Elon Musk needs so he could tip the scales (i.e. rig multiple states) of this election away from Mamdani like he did for Trump…

There’s not a sportswriter on earth that covers UFC who could have written this any better. Absolutely nailed it

Stop scrolling

Please let her & the Trump family enjoy the same fate as Rasputin & the Romanovs I’d go back to fucking church immediately

If he was 4th on your list of guys available on the west coast and reasonably priced your fucking list is terrible and you’re too dumb to run shows

Alternate headline: UFL delaying another inevitable bankruptcy by adding a new group of suckers who think anyone in this country cares about any brand of football other than the NFL or NCAA

You’re still assuming the good guys are going to win History is written by the victors and if we fail in this moment no one will ever care what these justices did because they’ll never know about it

“I was just holding that porn for a friend”

Sneak preview of ghislaine maxwell’s upcoming congressional testimony the first time they mention trump

When Kenny Omega was a medieval knight he was the Best Joust Machine

Man… for people who hate being called Nazis these Nazis sure do like talking like Nazis used to talk

Happy 158th birthday Canada!! Had you not welcomed Dennis Purcell & Johanna Bresnahan Purcell from Tralee in County Kerry, Ireland back in the late 1800’s, I would not be here today… I’m made in America, but with Canadian parts #ElbowsUp 🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦 #canadaday

This is a Hall of Fame reader comment on a very reactionary op-ed about Zohran Mamdani's victory that was published in my local paper today.

if only

Hey Siri…. Play “BITCH”… by Meredith Brooks

Remain peaceful. Communicate intelligently. Protect each other and your goal of safety, equality and true justice. Evidence of violence moves faster than proof of peace in the wrong hands. Share the unity, share the hope, share the joy, share the strength. 🙏🏽

tell me your pet’s name with a gif

From pre-K to HS graduation, 13 years to the day Proud of this kid❤️

“You’re like a garbage bag full of yogurt but just with way less culture” is low key one of the better insults I’ve heard in a while

This is big “My father hung me on a hook once Johnny…. ONCE” Joe Piscopo in Johnny Dangerously type energy from the Mango Mussolini

He couldn’t do any flips on his skateboard but he sure as fuck just flipped on Vince

The #Dodgers have 14 pitchers on the Injured List that would rival any active staff in baseball. These players combine for $102M of payroll: more than CLE, TB, PIT, ATH, MIA, & CHW have allocated to their entire roster.

Alex Lawson to Rep. Miller-Meeks: Last time you spoke with us you lied to our face and said you wouldn’t vote for Medicaid cuts, but you’ve voted for the largest cuts in the history of the country. Do you have any comment on the health care that 67,000 people in your district are going to lose?

Jacksonville has not elected a new pope yet Blake Bortles still reigns supreme

I know you will appreciate one of Jessica’s mothers day gifts this year @ianriccaboni.com Not a Phils fan obvs but she loves the color & design plus can get away with it when we go to Clearwater Threshers games She was bummed to have missed out on it a few times earlier in the year with sellouts

Four albums no skips. What are yours? Michael Jackson: Off the Wall U2: The Joshua Tree Elvis Costello: Punch the Clock Beastie Boys: License to ill

TANK vs TESLA "We've crushed fascism before and we'll crush it again" - ⁠WW2 veteran Ken, 98, in the tank

Orlando City Commissioner Tony Ortiz just switched from Republican to Democratic. “The Republican Party is not the party I signed up with... The marginalization of Latinos and immigrants—many of whom have helped build this country—is not leadership. It’s fear-based politics.”

I’m sure DOGE wouldn’t find anything wasteful about spending billions of dollars to rebuild a prison that has been rotting in salt water air unused for more than 60 years when there is a perfectly working active prison that replaced this one when it closed

Worked for the Catholic Church with pedophile priests for a couple hundred years I’m sure this is another JD Vance suggestion

Desantis loses it after he gets heckled about ripping off $10 million from FL taxpayers for Casey’s charity.

Never thought I’d be jealous of Russia

I have been staunchly anti gun my whole life but this shit right here is enough to force my hand I’ll take my chances and shoot it out before any of these motherfuckers try to send me to El Salvador

I’d bet my paycheck it was on his breath too

18 yrs have flown by & I’d do 118 more if I could Happy Anniversary Jessica Thanks for always being right about everything even though sometimes it’s annoying how you’re always right about everything Except which version of Its my Life is better It’s Talk Talk not No Doubt

This motherfucker even looked at me sideways let alone screamed at me I would beat him fucking senseless in about 36 seconds forget about 36 hours

Hey every over 50 white person bitching about the SuperBowl Halftime show… here you go… WWE is throwing you folks a bone. Live it up lol

YOU SWORE A FUCKING OATH TO DEFEND THE CONSTITUTION. IF FEAR OF TRUMP/MAGA BEING ANGRY PREVENTS YOU FROM DOING YOUR JOB THEN GO FLIP FUCKING HAMBURGERS YOU USELESS FUCKING TWAT