When you ask me if I need a monster cock, the answer is usually yes www.furaffinity.net/view/62422555/

The -best- ice cream truck came by. Practically orgasmic. Definitely transformative. Thanks @drsupersocks.bsky.social

This is how you open watermelons, right?

chimken

Big weekend this holiday. No, I mean -big- weekend. [Art by Jaeh]

Okay, I can't believe I have to shout at my employees like this. The -pride- celebration is atop the main office. The -kaijune- celebration is in the bay. Now they're on construction duty and have butt glass.

Girlfriend stole my glasses. I know this looks like Pride becoming Wrath, but I'm just squinting to see better promise. ...I mean, she's still doomed, but not because of the face.

A dilemma...

Ordered to post terrible pics of myself as a punk teen. ...Admittedly not TOO much has changed.

Group photo at work. [we outgrew our clothes]

Board meeting turned heated today as two idiot directors BOTH took growth serums before showing up.