I was hoping our return to office would be a shit show and they’d change their minds…. It went swimmingly…dammit lol

My instacart shopper is a boy and I am shaking in my boots…

The problem with having grown up money is I can have steak as many times per week as I want… and honestly someone should step in 🤣🤣

A young lady who was down on her luck asked me if I could help her get a wine cooler. I said sure, matter of fact get the 4 pack. We all need a cute lil drink sometimes.

TAURUS SEASON 🥳🥳🥳

Y’all ever DNF a show? Cause baby I’ll never watch another episode of 911. #blackbooksky

On the surface I look cool, but deep down I’m wondering when tf is P-Valley coming back?! #blacksky

Ebooks then Audiobooks. My physical books are decoration only lol

Think I’ll file my taxes tomorrow

How y’all be forgetting to eat? That’s all I think about..

I can’t wait to turn 40, just to be like “IM FORTY!” #blackskyover35

Why do people do gender reveals knowing they’ll be upset if it’s not what they want?

Me at karaoke: I wanna song something near and dear to my heart… 🎤“These nighas preyed on my downfall” 🎤 #blacksky

Now she got the money. Full circle #blacksky

It’s been raining all day and my dog refused to go out. Now it’s cleared and she tryna frolic. Baby girl it’s 10pm!

I was telling My 17 year old about the brand trip my TikTok friends went on and she gone say “you wish that was you huh?” Swear to god she my biggest opp lmao #blacksky

This might just be a me thing. But I randomly look at people on the street and think “damn they parents was fawking” #blacksky

As I get older I appreciate the dark meat of the chicken so much more

Whenever my dog walks around without her collar she just looks naked to me. Like girl where yo pannies at?! #blacksky

Are “free mom hugs” appreciated at pride or not? I can’t tell lol #lgbtsky

If you can listen to music and read at the same time you might just be a witch.

Standard shipping is such a first world problem. I ordered something on Friday and it said it’ll be here by Wednesday. I was rupauled honestly

I bought an iPad literally five seconds ago and I’m already like where tf is my iPad?! Ion like that regular shipping shit lol

It was get drunk on a patio weather today. ☀️

Every message from me in the fsmily group chap is me telling them dinner is ready….

I overcooked my steak from last night and I’m still chewing it actually lol

I pick my races by the snacks that they give out at the end. I can do a 10k for a brat and a beer lol #runsky #blackrunsky

Starting drama between my kids lmao

Spending today bad, stealing though?!!!!

Nobody: Me at 8am: what imma eat for lunch?

How come every time we get a lil extra money the first thought we have is “ oooh what I’m about to eat?” Lmao #blacksky

Jojo said “can you make dinner tonight? I miss your cooking” dad was responsible for dinner for 2 days while was gone lol

Left for a weekend and my daughter texted me this because I was getting home late today. Like who can say no to that?

Worth it, #locsky

In yns we trust. #blacksky

I honestly think YNs can save us. #blacksky

I get to meet my book besties tomorrow!!! #blackbooksky

I decided to do pipe cleaner curls lady night knowing I had to come into the office today. I said I’ll just keep my hat on all day…. Y’all I’m overstimulated and on top of that I look dumb af! #blacksky #locsky

Bu was spitting #blackbooksky

My daughter trying to explain all the feelings in the movie IN AND OUT. “You have meetings for one of the feelings” She meant anxiety and the meeting is therapy yall…. 😩

Why does McDonald’s have the spiciest soda on the game?

Having a teenager is literally not for the weak. It’s so strict around here lol

Whoever idea it was to dip a strawberry in chocolate really did they big one.

My immune system really said it’s been a good 38 years but I think it’s best if we part ways. Because I’ve been sick 6 times since the election…. Not saying it’s related just using it as reference lmao

Do you own the perfect pair of pants? Because every morning I have to tell myself “don’t you pick those pants up again” but I love themmmmmm

Imagine being sick and nothing stopping. I just wanna crawl in bed and stay there for 3 days but business gotta be handled. 😩

Guess I’m down for the count, done messed around and got myself sick. Again… at least I can lay around and read my books #blackbooksky

The USA has had two major plane crashes in the last 4 days. The USA had previously not suffered a major plane crash for 16 years. ‘DEI’ programs have existed for decades. So what was it that changed in the last 14 days or so to suddenly cause so many crashes?

I get sick maybe once every 3 years. But I’ve been sick like 4 times in the last six months!