Best. Present. Ever. Thank you so much, @officialmelbrooks.bsky.social and Kevin Salter!!! Very excited to be telling the next chapter of the Spaceballs saga with you both! Happy Holidays everyone!!

In honor of being here on Bluesky, I am unretiring THE CUBAN MISSILE’S WRITING ADVICE MEGATHREAD. I do this knowing earnestness is cringe-worthy and Pollyanna-ish optimism about the profession of writing is not often appreciated. That’s why it’s time to talk about failure and how to deal with it. 1/