Me? A THREAT?!?! Yeah, probably…PROBABLY. But only if JD doesn’t fetch me my Diet Coke like the good boy he is!

Liddle Marco!

🚨BREAKING! ENDING ALL TRANS NONSENSE! Trans-AMs, trans-America rails/flights—DISASTERS! Slide transitions (SAD!), waves (FAKE!), transmissions (UNPATRIOTIC!), Transformers—GONE! Transparency? DEEP STATE SCAM! BANNED April 1, 2025! MAKE AMERICA TRANS-FREE! 🇺🇸 #MAGA

JD Vance is talking about TOTAL HYPOCRISY in U.S. policy—weak, pathetic arguments linking our GREAT INDUSTRIAL POWER to Ukraine’s problems. SAD! This is just POPULIST NONSENSE to stir up REAL AMERICANS who love our country. JD’s playing games—NO SUBSTANCE!

Remember when Lindsay Graham prophesied all of this happening in the 2016 Republican Primary before he fully capitulated?

YES! Elon continues to meet the moment by cutting VETERANS jobs and saving our millionaires their money. #MAGA #DOGE 🇺🇸💸🇺🇸💸

GENERAL Hegseth continues to make me PROUD. Think of it, Eric, my son, wanted to be Secretary of Defense. I said, Eric, I love ya but come on. Come on, hunny. I picked “Pretty Boy” Pete out of central casting and he’s a star. #MAGA

Carl, you are a HATER! DOGE is going through EVERYTHING. A wrecking ball is FAR more efficient than a “fine tooth comb”. This is why liberals LOOSE!!! MAGA!

The RADICAL Dems already did it TWICE, Lorenzo. Try me! I am the real “BURGER KING” 👑

As FIRST BUDDY Elon has my blessing to do WHATEVER he wants! Why does the smartest man in the world need oversight?? MAGA!!!

The Bureau of Prisons is putting AMERICA FIRST by protecting a thing called women’s safety. Transgender inmates will now be housed based on their BIOLOGICAL SEX—not radical gender ideology. Biden’s weak policies put prisoners and guards at risk. I reversed it as I aim to INCREASE that risk! MAGA!!

America, YOU’RE FIRED!

Typical TRICKY DICK—always crying about ‘despair’! SAD! Germany’s military is a DISASTER, thanks to weak leaders like Merkel! They should DESPAIR over BIDEN’S AMERICA LAST, not Trump’s STRENGTH! I made NATO PAY. LOSERS! #MAGA

This guy LOST the Cold War, got chased out of office, and now he’s lecturing ME? Total FAILURE. America First means making DEALS, Dick! Putin? STRONG leader. I know STRONG. Obama? Weak. Biden? Weak. But TRUMP? We’re WINNING like never before. “Tricky Dick”should’ve built a wall around his TAPES!

Let me tell you, the Pope—GREAT guy, tremendous spirit—but folks, AGE and HEALTH? Sure, maybe, but everyone’s talking about it. I don’t care what the FAKE NEWS says, Pope Francis KNOWS there’s BIG WORK to do. HE’S GOING TO GET IT DONE, believe me.

🚨 "GMC MUST CHANGE THE NAME ‘DENALI’ BACK TO ‘McKINLEY’—I RIGHTFULLY RESTORED THIS GREAT NAME TO HONOR A TRUE AMERICAN HERO, PRESIDENT WILLIAM McKINLEY! WEAK LEADERSHIP AT GMC IS BOWING TO RADICAL LEFT, WOKE MILITANTS WHO HATE OUR HISTORY! CHANGE THE LABELS NOW—OR PAY THE PRICE! #MAGA" 🇺🇸

"FAKE NEWS! Radical Left Democrats are LIARS—I will NEVER cut Social Security, but LIBERALS DESTROYED seniors with INFLATION and OPEN BORDERS! Elon Musk creates JOBS, while Dems send your money to Ukraine & Illegals. I’M SAVING SOCIAL SECURITY! #MAGA

"KETCHUP is the GREATEST, folks! A1 & Heinz 57 are LOSER sauces pushed by the Radical Left to DESTROY your burgers! Sleepy Heinz can’t make a deal—I’ve saved KETCHUP, making it BIGGER & BETTER! TOTAL WIN! SAD! #AmericaFirst #KetchupIsKing"

EARWIG INVASION! The Radical Left is letting MILLIONS of DISGUSTING earwigs infest our beautiful farms & homes—NOBODY is safe! They’re probably RADICAL LEFT EARWIGS, folks! I’ll DEPLOY THE MILITARY to STOP this NATIONAL EMBARRASSMENT! #EarwigEmergency #AmericaUnderSiege

Leave Vladimir OUT of this. He is a PRINCE. MAGA!!!!

I’m not trying to end Medicaid YOU ARE!!!!

Democrats caused the tragic deaths of a wonderful 71-year-old woman and others by MISUSING funds, shutting down hospitals, and cutting oxygen! They only care about their CORRUPT Socialist agenda, not AMERICANS. I froze BAD aid to STOP their failures. #DemocratDisaster #AmericaFirst

🚨SAD! The “donkey” party is as WEAK and LAZY as their mascot—can’t even carry a LOAD without WHINING! Democrats love donkeys because they’re STUBBORN, SLOW, and BEG for HANDOUTS! Under TRUMP, we ride EAGLES, WIN, and LAUGH at LOSERS! #MAGA 🇺🇸 🦅

Sam “Whiny” Altman works HARD? BORING!🇺🇸 REAL WINNERS like ME know you don’t waste time “creating”—you BUY, you DEAL, you SMASH! The Radical Left loves hard work because they’ve NEVER made a DEAL in their lives! Flash the CASH, WORK SMARTER—that’s how you MAKE AMERICA RICH AGAIN! 💸💥 #Trump2024 #MAGA

Hunter is WRONG! Big surprise. His Daddy SLEEPY Joe would get PUMMELED if he tried to play in the Super Bowl!!! SAD.

TO ALL THE HATERS AND LOSERS OUT THERE! This is called WINNING! MAGA!!!

The USAID Inspector General, Paul Leakin’ Martin,” is a TOTAL DISASTER—a Deep State LOSER wasting YOUR taxpayer dollars. I also HATE his hair. Nobody knows where the money goes—probably funding Hamas’ air conditioning! #DrainTheSwampAGAIN

@mollyjongfast.bsky.social is so bigly wrong. I’m the President!!! #MAGA 🇺🇸

🚨**BIG NEWS, PATRIOTS!**🇺🇸 The *FAILING* media calls it the “Gulf of Mexico”—**WRONG!** From now on, it’s the **GULF OF AMERICA**! We’re TAKING BACK our names, our pride, and our COUNTRY! I put AMERICA FIRST! The LIBERAL LOSERS will SCREAM—LET THEM! 🗣️💥 #GulfOfAmerica #MAGA 🇺🇸

THE GOONIES? A TOTAL CLASSIC!🎥🇺🇸 These kids went ALL OUT hunting for TREASURE—just like WE’RE hunting for the DEEP STATE! LOSER Fratellis couldn’t handle TRUMP ENERGY! Under *my* America, we’ve found that (liquid) gold in 2 SECONDS—NO MAP NEEDED! SAD how HOLLYWOOD makes you ROOT for deadbeats! #MAGA💰

The RADICAL LEFT has even weaponized the WEATHER, folks! Just saw a CLOUD blocking the sun—total DISASTER for our beautiful American skies! Probably a Soros plant to make Solar Panels look BAD! I’d sue that cloud, but I’ll just WIN AGAINST IT (BY A LOT)! ☁️ #StopTheStealTheSun #MAGA 🇺🇸

GENERAL HEGSETH! 🇺🇸 they’re CRYING over “climate change” and “democracy”! I need the RED HULK SERUM—IMMEDIATELY! We’ll SMASH the Deep State. LIBERALS can’t handle a TINY COLD—imagine me, 30 FEET TALL, **RED**, and PATRIOTIC! Do it NOW, Pete—the libs will FREAK! 💪🦅 #HulkSmashTheDeepState #MAGA

Bologna is a TOTAL DISASTER, folks—the WORST “meat” of all time! Thin, WEAK, and FAKE, just like the Radical Left’s policies! Under Sleepy Joe, they pushed this *mystery mush* to DESTROY AMERICA’S GREATNESS. Remember: Under TRUMP, we have STEAK—REAL MEAT for REAL PATRIOTS! 🥩🇺🇸 #MAGA

A liberal judge just RESTORED some FAKE government website pushing CDC/FDA/HHS LIES! Remember, under TRUMP, we CUT THE DEEP STATE *down to size*—now these bureaucrats are BACK with their PHONY science to CONTROL YOU! Total WITCH HUNT against FREEDOM! 🇺🇸 #DrainTheSwampAGAIN #MAGA

Just had a *TREMENDOUS* meeting with the King of Jordan—GREAT guy, loves America! The failing media asked about Arab voters in Michigan. Let me tell you, I WON Michigan BIG—30 POINTS! The liberals are LYING about “1.4 points.” RIGGED ELECTION HOAX! They HATE that I put AMERICA FIRST in Gaza! #MAGA

🚨**SAD!** Low-energy Blake Lively, a *total* WOKE lib, is DESTROYING a good man, Justin Baldoni, with **FAKE ACCUSATIONS**! Remember the *Access Hollywood HOAX*? Same playbook! The Libs want to CANCEL everyone—even GREAT patriots! Justin, a **TREMENDOUS** guy, DENIES it—END OF STORY! #MAGA 🇺🇸

WINDMILLS ARE THE **BIGGEST THREAT** TO AMERICA, FOLKS!🇺🇸 libs are CRUSHING our BEAUTIFUL landscapes with these *bird-killing monstrosities*! Wind chills? More like *America chills*—they’re stealing jobs, raising your energy bills, and LOOK TERRIBLE! SAVE OUR COUNTRY from this *liberal hoax*! #MAGA 💨

PATHETIC! The Eagles are a TOTAL DISASTER—ZERO LOYALTY! Last time they WON they CHOKED on visiting your favorite President, ME! UNGRATEFUL losers—no wonder they’ve been LOSING ever since! And now, after their latest “win,” I’m not sure I even WANT them! 🇺🇸 #FlyEaglesFly? More like SAD! #MAGA 🦅

🇺🇸 STANDING WITH ELON!🇺🇸 So what if he got a *tiny* thing wrong about condoms for Hamas? FAKE NEWS lies EVERY DAY and nobody talks about THAT! Elon’s a GENIUS PATRIOT fighting the Radical Left’s TERRORIST LOVERS! SAD! 🚀 #MAGA #FreeSpeechWins 💥

🚨AMAZING FRIEND ALERT!🇺🇸 Just spent time with my *incredible* pal, **KING FISHER**—a BEAUTIFUL, VERY PATRIOTIC kingfisher. Nobody hunts like him—FAST, SMART, PATRIOTIC! The Fake News won’t tell you, but he’s a TRUE WINNER! Birds LOVE ME, folks. **KING**—YOU’RE A STAR! 🐦🎣👑 #BirdBoss #AmericaFirst

🚨SAD TRUTH, FOLKS!🇺🇸 “You CAN’T work from home—NOBODY’S gonna do it! They’ll be playing TENNIS, GOLF, doing *everything* BUT WORK! LAZY! BELIEVE ME, it’s a DISGRACE. Get OUT there and MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!” 🏌️♂️🎾💼 #MAGA

🚨HUGE NEWS!🇺🇸 Just endorsed a *TREMENDOUS* bill by my good friend, Buddy Carter—a REAL PATRIOT! We’re buying Greenland (they’ve been BEGGING for it!) and renaming it “RED, WHITE, AND BLUELAND.” STRATEGIC, POWERFUL, and a TOTAL WIN for AMERICA! Liberals are FUMING—TOO BAD! 🚀 #MakeAmericaGreatAgain 🇺🇸💥

🚨BREAKING NEWS!🇺🇸 The GREAT nation of Canada is OFFICIALLY the 51st STATE of the USA! A HUGE WIN for FREEDOM! We’re renaming it CANDYLAND to honor the late, great John Candy—a TRUE Canadian legend! The USA just got GREATER, and believe me, the liberals are going CRAZY! 🇺🇸🍁 #Candyland #USA #MAGA