GW30 🔒 🌍 529k 🔄 0/2 🏦 £0.1m 🧢 Ekitike Easy roll before we had into chip season, hoping Hugo fancies a feast against Spurs. Good luck everyone!

All out for 68 and a small green arrow. Looking forward to the mini break 👍

GW29 🔒 🌍 593k 🔄 0/1 🏦 £0.1m 🧢 🤖 Wasn’t sure what to do, so did nothing 😬 Good luck everyone!

All out for 79 I think the app is bugging, my red arrow is upside down and a different colour??

GW28 🔒 🌍 767k 🔄 1/1 🏦 £0.1m 🧢 Bruno Bowen ➡️ Ekitike Please do some points lads, it’s been so long 🙏 Good luck everyone!

Absolute dogshit again. ✌️

GW27 🔒 🌍 648k 🔄 1/1 🏦 £1.4m 🧢 🤖 Kroupi Jr ➡️ Thiago Best just to focus on the good players I own and not the really good ones I don’t. Playing Dubravka in the hopes of the swingiest of swings on a Palmer missed pen 🤞 ☘️ Good luck everyone!

All out for 61 and a 50k red 👎 Could have been worse but what a stinker, on to the next one I guess…

At this point I genuinely can’t remember how big my red arrow is and I don’t see any point checking now! Sorry Nige

Checking liveFPL

DGW26 🔒 🌍 600k 🔄 1/1 🏦 £3.8m 🧢 Gabriel Potts ➡️ Anderson A hygiene move to give the squad a little more depth in these uncertain times, holding the TC in the hope of something better down the line. Good luck everyone!

All out for 59 and a succulent red arrow down to 600k Haaland haul bad overall but saved me in a few mini leagues so 🤷‍♂️ one of those weeks, would never touch Palmer in current situation so far play to those that risked it👏 Joao Pedro is a 🤬 though On to the DGW…

Enjoying the DEFCON discourse

GW25 🔒(ish) 🌍 476k 🔄 1/1 🏦 £4.7m 🧢 🐀 Saka ➡️ Rice Was looking forward to a Saka DGW captaincy but not going to overthink the replacement. May swap Tark and Rodon before deadline but team picks itself other than that. Good luck everyone!

Might do Saka to Rice this week

All out for 66 and a third green arrow in a row. Small steps in the right direction, on to the next one.

FPL 🤝 #FPL30m

GW24 🔒 🌍 539k 🔄 2/2 🏦 £2.3m 🧢 🐀 Xhaka ➡️ Bruno Ekitike ➡️ Kroupi First week having Gabriel and Bruno since GW11 🤯 Ended up quite nicely set on 3x doublers in GW26 whatever happens midweek which is handy. Good luck everyone!

All out for 44 and a tiny green, take it and move on 😮‍💨

Little late with this one GW23 🔒 🌍 560k 🔄 1/2 🏦 £2.4m 🧢 🤖 Foden ➡️ Ndiaye Saw the leak in time to move Foden a week early but forgot to switch 🧢 🙈 Good luck everyone!

GW22 review All out for 45 and a green(?!) arrow Doesn’t do much to repair the damage of the last few weeks but it’s hopefully a stop to the rot 🤞

Enjoying a single day of FPL

GW22 🔒 🌍 646k 📉 🔄 2/3 🏦 £0.2m 🧢 🤖 O’Reilly ➡️ Gabriel Cunha ➡️ Enzo Dodged a couple benchings but still need the rest to perform 🤞 it’s been a miserable few weeks but you can’t keep a good man down so the comeback starts here. Good luck everyone!

All out for 38 and an absolutely horrific week, from 200k to almost 650k in 5 GW’s 🤡 It can’t go on like this, can it?

I’m not saying I live in a rough area but I’ve just seen this in the local Morrisons

I should burn in hell I should burn in hell But I don’t deserve this Nobody deserves this

Going to quickly follow GW20 review with GW21 🔒 🌍 355k 🔄 0/2 🏦 £0.1m 🧢 🤖 Setting and forgetting early to take a break. Original plan was to bench Ekitike but let’s 🎲 against Gabriel owners to try and claw something back. Floggings will continue until morale improves. Good luck everyone!

All out for 41 and a massive 100k red arrow. Selling a striker who gets a hat trick for one that gets DEFCON, this is FPL heritage. Not going to overreact to a bad week but a big red after treading water for weeks isn’t great. Action needed but not this week, too much noise.

This fucking game

Didn’t even think I needed to check if Ekitike was playing, what a week. I will eat this fat red arrow, I will learn nothing and I will come back for more misery midweek 👍

GW20 🔒 🌍 291k 🔄 3/4 🏦 £0.1m 🧢 🤖 Raya ➡️ Pope VVD ➡️ Tarkowski Thiago ➡️ Bowen Nervous about O’Reilly’s minutes but don’t want to pull trigger yet with 3 out of next 4 at home, midfield needs some surgery but not until Bruno and Rice are back fit. Good luck everyone!

‘What if’ is a great feature on the new LiveFPL app (never used it on the site) Could have been a much better week if Pep gave Nico another few minutes and Raya could keep a clean sheet - fine margins.

All out for 40 and another small red arrow. Shower of shite, on to the next one.

Liam Delap has just conceded to a long throw sent in by a player wearing #24

Oh great this guy’s back

GW19 🔒 🌍 287k 🔄 0/3 🏦 £0.0m 🧢 🤖 Nice to be able to set an early team and roll the transfer for first time in a while. Good luck everyone!

All out for 41 points and a 57k red arrow. That wasn’t very Christmassy.

GW18 🔒 🌍 231k 🔄 3/5 🏦 £0.0m 🧢 🤖 Bruno ➡️ Cunha Semenyo ➡️ Potts Guiu ➡️ Ekitike Structure change in response to Isak and Bruno injuries, was tempted by Ekitike cap until I saw Pep vs Dyche stats 😳 But more importantly, hope everyone had a good Christmas! Good luck everyone

All out for 79 and a small(ish) red arrow, bloody TC’ers spoiling the fun. Early moves already made to beat price rises so time for a little break over Christmas 🎅

#FPL30m Free Hit 🚨 Wolves double up 😬 I love this league!

GW17 🌍 207k 🔄 1/5 🏦 £0.0m 🧢 🤖 E.Anderson ➡️ Semenyo No major issues to fix so why not a cheeky one week punt. Feels like a good week to just wait and see how some things look before a shake up next week. Good luck everyone!

All out for 82 and a lovely green arrow from 274k up to 207k S🅰️K🅰️ 🧢 was good fun 😅

Come on Bruno, 2 more defcon 🙏

Enjoy your 4 extra points, Haaland cappers

Screenshotted for evidence, no take backsies

Big Virg matching double Arsenal + Andersen vs Burnley 🫠

Wish Burnley would stop scoring one completely irrelevant goal every time they play one of my defenders

GW16 🌍 274k 🔄 1/5 🏦 £2.2m Thiaw ➡️ NOR Been a nice quiet week really, could have happily rolled but a transfer needed using so Nico comes in. Saka logical choice for Captain, first time going against Haaland in a while 😬 Good luck everyone!