My green arrow has turned red and I’m now 380k!! This is UNACCEPTABLE and a clear abuse of power by Mean Mark Sutherns (VERY BAD). People are saying my team is the best they’ve seen (perfect!) but the WOKE MOB at FPL towers can’t handle it. SAD. Thankyou for your attention on this matter.

Shocked that ended up as a green arrow - all out for 41 points up to 323k (just) Feels like another week of fine margins in places from a bumper score but we go again. About 70/30 on playing free hit next week, team looks ok but there’s some upside to chase 🤔

He slapped his captain in the face He scores the goals he’s fuckin’ ace Ricardo Fuller City’s Number 10 Ahhh memories ❤️

GW12 🔒 🌍 343k 🔄 4/5 🏦 £1.0m Four transfers, Jeremy? Four? That’s insane. Pope ➡️ Raya Gabriel ➡️ VVD Semenyo ➡️ Mbeumo Bowen ➡️ Thiago Wanted to stay doubled up Arsenal defence so Raya comes in. Have rambled enough over IB so won’t repeat myself on the others. Good to be back, good luck everyone!

Wrestling Comic Books Horror Films Excel Root Beer Punk Vic and Bob Cooking Football Manager Accurately predicting (within 10%) the bankers offer on Deal or No Deal

Stepping away from FPL briefly, is anyone else infatuated with this album??

🧵 Going to log my thoughts over the IB as a way to keep track of them but also to look back on as, most likely, where my decent start all came undone. 🌍 343k 🏦 £0.7 🔄 5/5 With the AFCON top up I need to make 10 transfers over the next 5 GWs to avoid burning any, but I generally like my team…

Naturally this is what my ‘stepping away for a week’ looks like… Semenyo averaged roughly 0.12 NPxG per shot last season when he was seen as wasteful, currently at 0.17 and on a downward trend for volume and quality 🤔

All out for 40pts 🥱 and a small red arrow to 343k One of them weeks and hasn’t done too much damage. 5 FT’s to stew on over the international break and not sure what the plan is atm - will probably step away completely for a week at least

GW11 🔒 🔄 0/4 🏦 £0.7 🌍 326k We roll to the holy grail of 5 FT’s over the international break. Xhaka has been the only decision to make really, love the narrative but Arsenal defence is just something else. Good luck everyone!

All out for 78 and a nice little green arrow to 326k, Granit Xhaka ❤️ Some serious point dodging from Saka, Bruno and Bowen but what can you do 🤷‍♂️ Plans now are to roll next week and have 5 FT’s for the IB 🤞

As someone with no Mateta, Palace defence or Gyok this feels……ok?

More like Jean-Philippe meta-ta am I right

GW10 🔒 0/3 FTs 0.7 🏦 385k 🌎 Easy roll, keeping the faith with Bowen for another 2 weeks at least 🫣 Good luck everyone!

If you think you’ve had a bad week, check out my mates 24pt Bench Boost. You love to see it.

57 all out and another green arrow. Obviously this was looking a lot better before Van de Ven went batshit but I ain’t complaining 🙃

Come on Bruno give me something…

Refreshing Xhaka’s stats every 3 minutes

GW9 🔒 Xhaka vs Guiu an interesting decision this week. Xhaka >60mins + DEFCON ≈ 4pts Guiu <60mins + goal ≈ 5pts Normally I’d chase the upside but head is winning this one. Other than that an easy week, rolling to 3 FTs Good luck everyone!

A green arrow on a wildcard! All out for 76 and up to 550k, steady progress.

GW8 🔒 🚨 WC 🚨 Team has been set since Monday, very happy with it. Red arrow incoming, curse of the wildcard etc… Plan now is to roll until next IB and come back in GW12 with 5 free transfers, what can go wrong eh? Good luck everyone!

All out for 69 (wheyyyyy) A small red arrow but can’t really complain. Hoping everyone comes back from IB healthy so I can get rid of some deadwood 🪓

Trying to find the right timing for wildcard is causing a headache. Balancing extra information vs optimal use of transfers. WC 13 was the plan, but every FT before GW16 should be used (and min 1 a week after), a WC so close bunches everything up. But now doesn’t feel the time either 🤔

I don’t think I’ll make a worse pick than Dorgu this season — an absolute disaster, especially with so many others at his price or cheaper shining. Can’t wait to send him packing.

Porro on 9 DEFCON

GW7 🔒 Easy roll, transfers will likely be needed for flagged players after international break. Good luck everyone! #fpl

Forest owners:

All out for 94 3mil+ rank gain, top 20k GW rank 🤯 Even Bruno couldn’t stop this gravy train, cracking week.

GW6 🔒 3/3 FT’s used £4.6m 🏦 Elanga ➡️ Semenyo Salah ➡️ Ndiaye Mateta ➡️ Haaland 🧢🧢🧢 active I don’t want to tempt fate, but I think everything is going to be totally great forever. Good luck everyone!

All out for 59 and a nice green arrow All my players played and some of them even scored, madness. Salah to Haaland in GW6 last year derailed my season so place your bets what’s going to happen next…

Few things better than a new mug, and as far as new mugs go this is 👌 🔴⚪️ 👑 🇯🇲

GW5 🔒 We roll. Probably less said about this one the better, very much a case of just getting to next week. Good luck everyone! #fpl

53 and a red arrow 🔻 Mid’s that don’t start and Fwd’s that don’t score is never a great combo. Mo doing the heavy lifting again but I’m getting to close to switching to Haaland, FH6 was the plan but something more permanent is tempting 🤔

Well bringing in Damsgaard and Elanga has worked out brilliantly so far

#FPL30m GW4 🔒 Wildcard played, the season starts here for banjo’s bargain boys™

GW4 🔒 Got through IB relatively unscathed so happy to roll the transfer. Good luck everyone! #fpl

I’ve ranked players with under 5% ownership (w/ 180+ mins) using a custom score: 👉 (NPxGI90 ÷ Price) × Minutes % This is to try and balance underlying threat with affordability + security of starts to scout enabler options. Promising starts from Brooks, KDH and Dango #fpl

51 and done ✅ Strikers doing points for the first time this season was nice. Looking forward to the break, things can only get better surely?

Me, a Bowen owner with 0 Forest watching that

#FPL30m GW3 🔒 We roll - floggings will continue until morale improves

GW4 🔒 2 FT used, £4.0 ITB Georginio ➡️ Damsgaard Palmer ➡️ Elanga Did one move last night to beat a price drop, left the other until this morning and got burnt. Damn you FPL towers. Good luck everyone! #FPL

Something else that may be of interest, a scatter graph showing weighted avg FDR for each team: • x-axis = next 3 GWs • y-axis = following 7 GWs Bottom left = short + long-term value #FPL

I’m sure there are people and places that already do better versions of this, but as an Excel nerd I love building my own stuff. May be of interest to some, a weighted rolling 5GW Avg FDR tracker #fpl

All out for 54pts A strange week, the bench boost went better than expected but let down by a couple no shows and a bunch a blankers up top #fpl

Anyone got a code for an anti-fpl league?

HOW IS IT GETTING WORSE

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