we've finally made an anti-trans law that can't be used to target cis people, satisfying the liberal wing

EVERY TIME YOU POOP A BIT OF YOUR SOUL COMES OUT STOP POOPING STOP IT'S KILLING YOU EVERYONE NEEDS TO STOP POOPING YOUR SOUL COMES OUT WHEN YOU POOP STOP STOP STOP

probably wouldn't be too hard to find a guy who believes outlawing child labor is ageist

some dinosaurs were small enough that you could pick them up and chuck them. that's cool

they're making a poop soup

if you fire me for telling my therapy patients to kill themselves that violates my first amendment rights

if the government wants my money they should come get it themselves why do I have to file all this

I always wait until the last minute to file taxes out of the hope that the government will collapse before the deadline

"the situation is dire" is something I say somewhat

all the US soldiers who are dying in iran will never understand the true battle we face at the ballot box every year

mystery fart

the womb; first escape room

donald trump Must capture or kill every world leader by the end of his presidency to prove his schmeat

war in iran is gonna last like a week and then trump is just gonna get bored and stop doing it

They're putting me in the chamber! You have to help me!

A secret of mine is that, I came from the Ground

the new feetza from little caesar's

hitting your children is wrong, of course, except for the ancient custom of "shlorping" which is essential for proper discipline. if you suggest otherwise i will look at you like you are insane

today, kamala harris realized that the reason she lost to trump was that her campaign didn't include enough dank memes

posting "context?" in the comment section of Amazon Basics Chair

has anyone tried just pulling a party popper near trump to see if the sound makes him drop dead

the 2028 election is gonna be between Vance wearing Donald Trump's hollowed out corpse and a democrat who looks like he's made of cardboard and believes ICE "might need moderate reforms and oversight"

OH NOOOOO WE KILLED A WHITE PERSON NOW THEY'RE GONNA START INVESTIGATING ALL THE CRIMES WE'VE BEEN DOING

"I'm gonna overhaul Venezuela alright, I'm hauling all their oil over to the United States"

he literally just stole a president bruh why can donald trump even do that

queerbaiting is when the character literally comes out as gay onscreen but doesn't get with the guy I've been shipping him with

I look down on everyone who has spent money on Discord

Every past, present, and future United States president is my eternal enemy.

I can tell by your toenail clippings that you're afab

boys should take estrogen too

Google Chrome revolutionizes internet browsers with the Gemini button. Now you don't even have to go to a website to waste time talking to a blithering moron!

this is what they've been trying to hide. it was never the pedophilia. conservatives know their base is fine with pedophilia. but sucking off bill clinton? now THAT could sink him

I don't know why the republicans keep trying to block the epstein files, its not like trump supports will care even if a video of him straight up molesting a kid comes out

RFK Jr's long term plan is to make so many baffling decisions as health secretary that when he orders a stop to the eradication of guinea worm, people won't realize the worm in his head has been controlling him the whole time to that exact end

bitcoin isn't a real currency because a toddler cannot choke on it and die

wiping your butt is gay

"powered by AI" you mean you put a bloody moron in charge of it? there's an unrepentant clown running your new computer, nvidia? you put the guy who's making things up all the time always in charge?

considering their blatant disregard for any form of law, donald trump and the fascism squad would have to be really stupid to just give up power willingly if people vote them out. which they might be

every time a guy like dick cheney dies they get added to a new pool allah is making to complement the 72 virgins which is gonna be 72 guys you get to beat up as much as you want

voting yes on California Prop 50 because it's election rigging against the republicans which is based

they should make a Food that's entirely Cubes

stop adding death animations to your video games and have the characters ragdoll like god intended

I want to be able to drink chemicals such as paint thinner and antifreeze without suffering adverse health effects

half full 1937 coca cola bottle found embedded in the masonry of a crumbling abandoned house in the woods would smack right about now

why do all the right wingers think that donald trump has somehow owned anyone by making a bluesky account. making an account on social media just makes you more of a loser

the fact that donald trump is talking about how he's worried he's going to hell and yet he hasn't stopped doing (gestures) all that, is yet another great example of how religion does not in any way stop people from doing evil

why do politicians not seem to understand all these obvious things that i know

trans men truly are the men of transgender

they're gonna start dipping the bullets in ivermectin

all the middle eastern leaders getting together like "okay guys we have GOT to set aside our differences for a bit to make it look like trump created peace in the middle east. its the only way to get those idiots to like him again after the epstein thing. we're this close to him destroying america"