i only use this site bc i don’t wanna post on twitter anymore but god this place is so lame it feels like being at a vacation bible school

i tried listening to like “gf comforts you to sleep asmr” or whatever but it just made me want to cry so i turned it off

if i could stop having dreams of beautiful women taking care of me and us falling in love that would be great

ozempic

every time i see a pretty girl i take mental damage bc like. ehh can’t that be me. god fucking please. why can’t that be me

dear netflix i have a pitch of a lifetime for you. it’s a reality show where everyone but one guy knows their actors, that one guy thinks it’s all real. the guy would be filmed 24/7 to allow viewers to live through him in a way. i call it “the newman show”, get it because he’s a new kind of guy

raising my stupid chud son completely isolated from pop culture so that in 20 years he can have a reaction channel where he watches star wars and shit for the first time and i get a cut of the revenue

thinking about sludge….

girl why are you so puppycoded

anyone else feeling doomed by the narrative

i’m going insane im the joker but if the joker wanted to be a woman

pokémon day in a week from today and i swear to fuck if legends za doesn’t release before like may/june ish ill lose my mind. i neeeed that fucking game man

@orborbshow.bsky.social will this bring about simpler times or a complicated future

the fact that d comes after abc is bullshit . who the fuck do you think you are

long personal rant-y thread about something that’s been bothering me as of late. i just got back to my college apartment after having been back home for over a month. it’s always really lonely here as i don’t really know anyone at my college town. i’ve never quite felt like i belong here (cont)

gone too soon.

500 thousand dollars in aid to the mongolian silkworm industry

they put me in a vat of some kind of goop and i came out changed in a barely distinguishable way

fucking christ it’s january 1st already. whats next? january second? fuck me.

unfortunate

mrs claus visited me last night and instead of giving me presents like santa would she called me a bitch and stole my stocking

at the north pole. strait up jingling it. and by it i mean…… my bells….

marvel rivals is fun but holy fuck please nerf moon knight, iron fist, and psylocke

god fuck man i just wanna be a girl so bad. i genuinely can’t fucking stand the way i look like please fucking christ i wish i was literally anybody but myself

am i allowed to complain about gender on here or is that cringe

god why can’t i just be normal huh this shit fucking sucks

they injected me with a type of serum that we arent quite sure of yet and the only side effects have been

i had a dream last night that a beautiful woman held me down and did makeup for me and called me pretty im so insanely fucking cooked chat

man i fucking love columbo. you know that feeling you get when you start reaaally getting into something and you can feel that you absolutely love it already? yeah im feeling that about columbo this shit is peak

god i fucking hate college. this shit fucking sucks!!! i wish i could type in all caps to show how mad i am but that would break character!!! fuck this stupid ass college i hate it here!!!

happy trans day of remembrance. always be yourselves. never let anyone tell you otherwise.

they should make like a little device. or a gadget. some kind of mechanism. been feeling a severe lack of little doodads and contraptions as of late

nvm we’re so fucking back this is the funniest possible outcome

if there is one thing i want to see more than anything in my life its the demolition of the las vegas sphere. i want nothing more than to see it crumble and shatter. wanna see a big wrecking ball taken to it.

you know i dont wanna be a moral outrage grifter, but modern media really is so violent. its really sexual too, like its everywhere. what we really need are some good old fashioned values you know the ones we used to rely on. if only there was a guy who could help with that. or maybe a family? idk..

crazy how much we as a society trust elevators. feels like that’s an accident waiting to happen

this is serious btw

do i have any canadian followers that would let me crash with them for like the next 4 years

last night was an auteur driven masterpiece, bro

my last two posts were very doomer about fortnite, but this season feels so fucking good. hitscan weapons feel so much better, and this map is great

its been genuinely disheartening slowly watching fortnite lose its identity over the years. even if the story was never like super well told or kinda sucked at times, it was nice to have story reasoning for everything going on. it really sucks how much they’ve sold out to soulless corporate slop

fortnite fracture im sorry for how i treated you and what i said about you i didnt know just how bad it could get

found this in my stupid chud sons lunchbox and have been feeling strange ever since

i could really fuck up a hamburger right now.

um…. babe why is your leitmotif playing in a haunting, somber tone? why does it have echos of the main theme? before the big battle? is everything ok?

rate the setup

b