With the prospect of the prem losing Spurs next season, I wanted to look back at results to see just how much we’d miss dicking them every season. Anyway, came across this one. Surely not?? Can anyone actually remember this match? Looks bonkers! #nufc

Makes you wonder just how bad Wissa is if Elanga consistently still gets to play games #nufc

Never thought I’d see the day but look! A Chelsea fan with actual smarts #nufc

Where was the shithousery in that last 5 min?? The cramp. The playing for fouls. The argy bargy? All I saw was panicked clearances. We’re so inexperienced at this level, we’ll never get the better of these teams at this rate #nufc

Can’t help feeling we’d be winning this comfortably if we had Gordon and Bruno on the pitch. So frustrating #nufc

Right - Wissa with a point to prove. Come on! #nufc

Is this f’ing Pep-cam pissing everyone else off as much as me? #nufc

I reckon to keep things fair, games should only be allowed to be 20min long against City #nufc

Certainly not going to bash the team for allowing City back into this game. They were always likely to dominate spells of the match, they’ll have more in the second half. We’ll need a bit of luck and to be more clinical with our own moments if we’re getting through this. #nufc

Weirdest goal I’ve ever seen #nufc

Another game where we think we can coast to a win. We don’t need to do much, pass it about, something will come eventually… oh shit, they’ve scored. #nufc

It is quite satisfying hearing the MC fans ironically cheer all the Newcastle shots that fly wide or crosses that don’t work out. We might not get a result today but we’re giving them a game and they know it. #nufc

Nah, those goals for Man City are as routine as they come. How are our defenders making it so easy for them? #nufc

Just one of these errors today warrants a one game ban at the very least for the ref and his skivvies. Four warrants the sack. #nufc

On top of all of that, we have also seemingly come away from a game without an injury for a (very welcome) change. That in itself needs to be celebrated #nufc

Morons really shouldn’t be allowed have phones #nufc

My two takeaways from tonight 1) based in that no one can convince me that the players no longer believe in Howe 2) what Spurs have become and the managers they’ve been thru since they sacked Pochettino, should be enough to show Howe-out brigade what might become of us if they get their wish #nufc

So Man Utd sack their manager and need an ex-player to act as caretaker. If they’re not pulling in any top tier managers straight off the bat, what makes the Howe out brigade think we will? We’ll be in a significantly worse position if they sack him so please, give it a rest #nufc

New CEO, new sporting director, same ol’ shit #nufc

I don’t think any of us can honestly complain about that result. They controlled the game much better than us. The ref made a few irritating calls but if they’d have gone our way, it never felt like we’d do anything with it. #nufc

Have we even had a shot this half? Can’t remember a single moment #nufc

Great ball in from Barnes, great ball in from Miley, on both occasions Wissa is nowhere to be seen. Can someone remind him he’s a no. 9 please #nufc

Bright start for 5 minutes, followed by total and utter dominance from Villa. We’re in for a tough afternoon at this rate. #nufc

Definitely finishing 0-0 then #nufc

What a massive player we’ve got in our hands #nufc

Anyone else seeing these NUFC links for Kees Smit as nothing more than a repeat of the summer? With his agent using our club to engineer a bigger fee and contract with other clubs. I hope we don’t seriously engage with it. #nufc

A lot is being made of the penalty we should have been given (totally agree btw) but not seen much on the red card that was never given to Garnacho. Given Simons got sent off for Spurs for exactly the same foul, I’m struggling to understand why VAR didn’t send our ref to the screen as well 🤔 #nufc

I think I’d quite like to see this tomorrow… Ramsdale Miley Schär Thiaw Hall Tonali Guimarães Murphy Woltemade Gordon Wissa #nufc

Never seen people turn on Eddie this much. We need to remember that a change of manager rarely fixes the problem, so unless we’re in a desperate situation or there’s an obvious option to replace him, neither of which are the case imo, people need to chill a bit. #nufc

I swear, if I see a single post from any of those players saying “not the result we wanted but we go again”, I will smash up my Christmas tree #nufc

Nothing can make me feel older than hearing 29 year old yoane wissa say “I watched demba ba and papiss cisse growing up” #nufc

The beautiful irony of Isak wanting to move to Liverpool because “promises were broken” by his former club #nufc

What we saw in the EH post-match interview on Saturday “we need to use this win as a springboard…”, what was cut out “…so we’ll do that by only playing football for 6 min, then become painfully passive, before fully imploding, making baffling subs and passing around love notes on the pitch #nufc

If Pope keeps his place after that howler then Ramsdale should sue the club #nufc

How are we only 2 pts ahead of Burnley after 11 games. Enough enough, no more “not the result we wanted but we push on” posts, sort your f’ing sh*t out!! #nufc

@nosauditoon.bsky.social serious question- as active campaigners against the ownership, do you guys still follow the team and celebrate victories and cup wins? I’m not being sarcastic or rhetorical, I genuinely want to know if you feel you can still engage with the team as you used to

That Robin Van Persie header from 2014 World Cup was the best headed goal I’ve ever seen, until tonight #nufc

The non-penalty, Bowen hitting the bar, the disallowed goal, Paqueta running rings around our entire midfield. A defeat is one thing but being lucky to only be 2-1 is unacceptable #nufc

A little gift for fellow #nufc and #samfender fans. I listened to it on my commute this morning and was an utter mess by the time I got in. songexploder.net/sam-fender

Anyone quick to let you know “it’s only USG” need to quickly be reminded of this scoreline from only a couple of seasons ago #nufc

Redknapp: “yeah, he gets a touch but I don’t think that’s enough to negate the foul”. Err, you what? If he gets a touch, there is no foul 🤦 #nufc

Christ, I hope Valencia are just really shite at the moment #nufc

The last player to score on their debut for the toon? That’s right, Alexander Isak #nufc

Ah no, actually quite sad that Osula’s going. Yes he was mostly Bez from the Happy Mondays but there is some talent in there. Still, that £30m tops up the pot for future windows. Lovely stuff #nufc

God, I hate this kind of attitude. Grateful for this account as it keeps me well informed but come on, “foot chain”? How can you hate on Liverpool fans when you come out with the same drivel? #nufc

He’s not wrong necessarily but coming from this guy made me chuckle. Why’d you go to City, Vincent? The rich heritage? Or the rich owners? #nufc

I’m curious to know why Sesko was the last outfield player to take a penalty for MU? If that was his choice, that’s not going to give his teammates a huge amount of confidence #nufc

Imagine this right, Isak gets his wish & moves to Liverpool. Without EH & JT influence, he starts misfiring & soon gets shelved. Meanwhile we sign SL, everyone laughs at us for overpaying for “average” striker & he is trained into one of the most prolific in the league.This really could happen #nufc

Well said, Martin Samuel 👏 At least the press are starting to highlight the damage being done by PSR and the ESL 6 #nufc

Well, wait a minute, so no promises have been broken then? #nufc