You: try to cross a street You: Narrowly escape being flattened by a car Kid with stick: approaches You: Hop for your life KWS: snags you mid hop of futility KWS: Tosses you in the air as your long dangle legs flail bats you into the next county

Miss the occasional moment of class and dignity from a president. Man was fuming in private. I didn't realize smothers brothers was like that,

✨️To whoever needs to hear this✨️ Forgiveness does not REQUIRE an apology Forgiveness isn't about the offender It's about you It's about calming the storm It's about setting the tone for those who came before and those yet to come Does everyone deserve forgiveness? Certainly Not Do you?🤷‍♂️

Hmm, what an interesting and not at all poignant coincidence. Question ❓️ When exactly was this request for funding written?🤔 www.nbcnews.com/politics/tru...

At the end of their Emmy acceptance speech for their work on the hit Max series Hacks. Hannah Einbinder delivered an unambiguous message to tyranny I officially declare Hannah Einbinder to be #Goated Agree or disagree? #Max #Goat #Emmys

Imma be a bit controversial here. There are no correct answers in Fmily Feud.

Someone explain to me how Ice is any different than the SS Waffen?

Don't let the Charlie Kirk fan boys attempt to hijack the narrative he was an evil meddling piece of shit. Ever conservative is pro gun till they get a bullet to the neck

Just keeping that second foot out of the grave as long as ykwim

Politics have no place in Justice. If a DOJ decision can be swayed by political allegiance. It is, in it of itself, a miscarriage of Justice #ReleaseTheList #EpsteinFiles #DOJ

This cabinet reminds me of a proctologist. Only way you get this much shit is when it's an inside job

Anyone wanna join a swing band called the Rizzler and the Costco Booms?

Not for nothing but, the enlightened among us acknowledge #Shrek is an #Orc Not an #Ogre #wakeup #sheeple #shrekgate2025

This billboard says it all.

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#FirstPost ! After getting it confirmed that my Facebook friends barely ever see my posts, and with Twitter being a hellscape and threads and insta is just more zucktastic cesspools, I have found myself looking for bluer skies! ... .. Ill see myself out #queers #geeks and #freaks are encouraged 🏳️‍🌈🇺🇦