Pour le bien du foot dans le monde entier, que saint Joseph donne la victoire aux Diables ce soir!

Là-dessus, les Belges ont raison.

Hey, @steveshives.bsky.social, you're an outspoken, lifelong Snyder fan, what say you?

Rapaport having a normal one. What say you, @hasanabirepeater.bsky.social? Celebrity boxing match?

Why did Hasan and Cenk get the works? That's nobody's business but the Turks. Apparently.

I am pleased to see that @socialistdogmom.bsky.social is now being referenced as a source in the Wiki page on Joseph Paul Franklin. Now the whole world can know that the man Franklin shot on August 18, 1979, was named Raymond Turner - not Raymond Taylor. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joseph_...

If the US had been as effective at holding insurrectionists accountable for their actions as South Korea - 444 days from the crime was committed to sentencing - Donald Trump would have been imprisoned for life on March 26, 2022.

You can say a lot about South Korea, but when their president tried to do a coup, they threw his ass in jail forever.

Hell yeah.

You know who isn't in the Epstein files? Osama bin Laden. Which makes him objectively a better person than Donald Trump.

If you ever asked yourself "I wonder if Terje Rød-Larsen and Mona Juul, the main Norwegian facilitators of the frankly abominable Oslo Accords, were associated with Jeffrey Epstein", then the answer is yes. Yes, they were.

I have yet to see a single person belatedly coming to the conclusion that Trump and his gang of thugs are fascists also go "It turns out the leftists I spent the past ten years ridiculing were right all along, and maybe we should all just start listening to them from now on".

If the response to peaceful protest is the same as the response to violent protest - deadly violence - then what is the incentive to stay peaceful? Has anyone at DHS thought about this?

Now that conservatives have landed on 't's okay to kill people for showing up armed to protests', the question becomes 'does this apply retroactively'?

ICE, undone By everything Good And everything Pretti

Breaking: Trump unveils the newest member of his Board of Peace. “Some people say he’s frightening. I say he’s very good with children, tremendous with balloons, really understands negotiation. We need that kind of strength!"

Every world government should have at least one person in their cabinet whose job it is to doubt absolutely everything Donald Trump says or does. Call it the 'Department of Assuming the Worst'.

Charles de Gaulle, that horrible old bastard, is smugly smiling in his grave, muttering «Je te l’avais dit, bordel».

«A boat landed there five hundred years ago» is literally the origin story of the United States, Donald. What rights do *you* have?

It's actually

These people need to be bullied of this platform with the utmost cruelty.

Getting the feeling watching the news out of the US that if Congress doesn't abolish ICE, the people will do it for them. And if you're not at that point already, America, chances are you will be soon.

I was reading up on the assassination of Abraham Lincoln, and came across this guy. Any chance it's an ancestor of yours, @socialistdogmom.bsky.social? lincolnconspirators.com/the-trial/ma...

ICE agents are the sort of people who watch this scene and feel sorry for the poor, persecuted German officer just doing his job.

Men are afraid that women will make fun of them. Women are afraid that men will kill them. A saying that just got a name; Jonathan Ross.

Two women didn't respect this dollar store Eric Cartman's authoritah the way he wanted them to, and he killed one of them for it.

Ross got mad because Good's wife didn't treat him with the respect he felt he was owed - which is more like a fearful and absolute deference - and then made fun of him. Since he is a coward with a gun, the only response he can think of to anger and humiliation is violence.

This seems to be the latest attempt at a gotcha from the rotten, soulless depths of MAGA. I've seen it a few times on Face.

Tron: Ares is hot garbage, but the soundtrack kinda rocks.

I kinda love that the first news source my 73 year old dad goes to when something doesn't make sense in the media is @bellingcat.com

Just going to post this for no reason. youtu.be/vuRUlqveNYg?...

Oh, and also this.

Hey, America. Once the fascist is out of office, the special forces guys who unlawfully killed somewhere between 56 and 75 Venezuelans and Cubans during the Maduro kidnapping will be charged with murder, right? Since this was clearly an unlawful order? Right?

But they were all of them deceived...

Victor Frankenstein: "In you I have created something truly horrible". Adam: "Not something. Someone". My nerd brain:

In case anyone was still unclear, Peter Boghossian is a dishonest hack.

Turns out all Trump wanted all along was for a hot Indo-African daddy to call him a fascist.

Some guy in a YT video pronouncing "Navis Nobilite" as 'nay-vis nobb-ee-light' I am surrounded by heathens.

This is when you know you've asked the AI a particularly pretentious question.

Aragorn: "The beacons are lit! Gondor calls for aid!" Chuck Schumer: "Actually, eight of my Thanes just voted to pass Sauron's resolution of ruin and despair". Aragorn: "...what?" Chuck Schumer: "You need to know I was against this all along".

Brazil's lineup in their 7-1 defeat by Germany in 2014 is now only history's second most useless team, after the Senate Democrats caved. At least the Brazilians were beaten by someone actually competent, after all.

It is good to see that leading Democrats reacted to a series of wins and the beginning of some serious momentum by immediately caving to the Republicans like a gaggle of little bitches.

Yet another thing ChatGPT is shit at; making heraldic devices.

"Colonialism turns all things to dust, and those who oppose are called terrorists"

Are you in or in the way? We want tomorrow, so fuck your yesterday.

Dick «The Dick» Cheney popped his clogs and went home to Satan.

Godspeed today, NYC.